О чем говорят мужчины / What men talk about: О чем говорят мужчины

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Сожалеем, но текст оригинала доступен только зарегистрированным пользователям.	I'm not writing names in sms for a long time. Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:19 0
	That is correct. You can do mailing list. Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:20 0
	-So you think that's okay? -And what you confuses? Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:21 0 - So, you think is ok? - What's bothering you? Caezar 14.12.11 в 15:38 0
	Well, I used to come from the person. Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:31 0
	I remember I bought ... Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:21 -1 I remember I was buying Caezar 14.12.11 в 15:39 0
	gifts for Christmas, I bought the main gift for beloved woman, left to buy three non-principal, Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:22 0 gifts for Cristmas, and bought the main present for the loved woman, and left with buying three secondary ones, Caezar 14.12.11 в 15:40 0
	and such an experienced woman saleswoman said to me: Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:23 0
	"You also want three of the same gift, huh?" Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:23 0 "You want three gifts of the same kind, right?" Caezar 14.12.11 в 15:40 0
	No, I had three different girls ... me need three different ones. Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:25 0
	And the saleswoman at me with such Yours faithfully watched means, there are still honest men in the country. Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:26 -1 The the saleslady looked at me with such a respect, like, there are still honest men in the country. Caezar 14.12.11 в 15:42 0
	Yes ... women in this sense somehow noble. Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:27 -1 Yeah... women are, in this sence, somewhat more noble. Caezar 14.12.11 в 15:42 0
	"Well, I would like to believe it. -Aha! I have a girl... Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:27 0
	who knows how to write sms with the word "kiss" without removing her hands from her purse. Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:28 0
	She goes with her husband in the car, he tells her: "Today we spend the whole evening together. " Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:30 0
	She smiles, but her hand in her purse. and I receive sms: "Today I can not. Kisses. " A? Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:32 -1 She smiles, but keeps her hand in her purse. And I got sms "today I can't. Kisses." Huh? Caezar 14.12.11 в 15:44 0
	-Oh, yes! -Here, if the Nazis came to ... -Oh ... Again? Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:32 -1 - Oh, yeah! - And if fascists would come... - Oh-oh, again? Caezar 14.12.11 в 15:44 0
	... those who are for truth shoot, and asked: "was unfaithful wife with you, or wasn't? ", Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:36 -1 ... those, who shoot for untrugh, and would ask: "Did your wife cheated on you?", Caezar 14.12.11 в 15:45 0
	I was in any case would have answered "no." Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:36 0 I would anyway answer "No". Caezar 14.12.11 в 15:45 0
	Because if wasn't, you said the truth you let go, and if was, even surprised not make it. Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:37 -1 Because if she didn't, means you said the truth and they'll let you go, but if she did, you won't even have time to be surprised. Caezar 14.12.11 в 15:46 0
	No, she wasn't unfaithful. Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:38 0
	Do not guess. Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:38 -1 You guessed wrong. Caezar 14.12.11 в 15:47 0
	Oh, you bitch! Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:38 0
	Thank you, Nazis ... Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:39 -1 Thnk you, fascists... Caezar 14.12.11 в 15:47 0
	-Incidentally, I agree to talk "yes"- makes no sense. -Absolutely. Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:40 -1 - By the way, I agree, there is no point to answer "yes". - Absolutelly. Caezar 14.12.11 в 15:48 0
	Here you said "yes", was unfaithful... Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:40 0
	And it was true. Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:40 0
	You let go, live. Just like to live with it? Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:41 -1 They let you go, live your life. But how can you live with it? Caezar 14.12.11 в 15:48 0
	You know, she knows that you know all Nazis know, do not call they already, uncomfortable ... Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:42 -1 You know, she knows that you know, all the fascists know, so you can't call them again - it's embarrassing. Caezar 14.12.11 в 15:49 0
	And the guys were helpful ... Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:43 0
	And if you keep everything on the fact that you do not know and she is now gone, and you love her. Rayg 23.01.11 в 18:43 0
	A-ah! Rayg 24.01.11 в 05:54 0
	"Well, Holy smoke! But what is! "Well, what? What does it mean? "What's? She understood? Rayg 24.01.11 в 05:55 -1 - Holy crap! What's the?.. - What now? What's happened? - What, she realized? Caezar 14.12.11 в 15:51 0
	No, did not understand ... Rayg 24.01.11 в 05:56 0 No, she didn't... Caezar 14.12.11 в 15:51 0
	"Thank you, my shaggy! Kiss-kisses ". -A? -Damn ...! Rayg 24.01.11 в 06:01 0 "Thank you, my shaggy. Xo-xo" - Huh? - Damn!.. Caezar 14.12.11 в 15:52 0
	-So what oh-oh-oh-oh! You've seen her legs? -Then be patient. Rayg 24.01.11 в 05:59 -1 - Hey, what oh-oh? Have you seen her legs? - Then suffer! Caezar 14.12.11 в 15:53 0
	That's why I'm not getting married. Rayg 24.01.11 в 06:01 0
	But it is strange that if a man like woman then he must earn she, win. Rayg 24.01.11 в 06:02 -1 That's strange, if a man likes a woman, he has to win her, conquer her. Caezar 14.12.11 в 15:54 0
	And if a woman likes a man, then it to win him, she had to surrender to him, that is lose! Rayg 24.01.11 в 06:05 -1 But if a woman likes a man, then to win him, she has to surrender to him, to give up! Caezar 14.12.11 в 15:55 0
	Wins - losing! We play checkers, they play in the giveaway. Rayg 24.01.11 в 06:06 -1 Winning by losing! We play checkers, they play giveaways. Caezar 14.12.11 в 15:56 0
	The curve of female logic ... Always have so. Rayg 24.01.11 в 06:06 0
	-Beautiful ... -oh-oh-oh ... -"You know, like in there nicely? Come on. Rayg 24.01.11 в 06:06 -1 - Wonderful. - Oh-oh-oh... - You know how beautiful it's inside?! Come on. Caezar 14.12.11 в 15:57 0
	-Where do we go? -Come on, come on. -Where do we go? Rayg 24.01.11 в 06:07 0
	-Where are you going? Lesh, Lesh! -I have not been here for ten years. Rayg 24.01.11 в 06:08 1
	-Let's go, please! -First, the spiritual hunger, and then-physical. Alperiya 08.02.11 в 20:08 0
	I am not hungry spriritually, byt physically I am very starving! Itsme 13.03.11 в 08:56 0
	Com'n Slava, we are here already, just a step apart. Look how it is beatiful! Itsme 13.03.11 в 08:59 0
	You know Lesha that I am always on your side, but after yesterday's toffee I ate nothing. Let we do it somehow... eh? Itsme 13.03.11 в 09:08 0
	-Would be good to eat quickly and than... -To sleep! Itsme 13.03.11 в 09:11 0
	-Alright. But you have to kno that I am going to have a lunch with poot in spirit men. -Fine. Itsme 13.03.11 в 09:14 -1 - I see. But you must know that I'm going to have a lunch with spiritually poor people. - All right. Caezar 14.12.11 в 15:59 0
	-Such tin-pots. Gnomes, pygmies, animals all of you! -We agree. Itsme 13.03.11 в 09:20 0

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