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Сожалеем, но текст оригинала доступен только зарегистрированным пользователям.	Sash, bite your tongue! Have you thought before saying this?! Triolaspb 01.07.11 в 19:45 0 Sash, bite your tongue! Have you thought before saying this?! Triolaspb 01.07.11 в 19:45 0 Sash, bite your tongue! Have you thought before saying this?! Triolaspb 01.07.11 в 19:45 1 Sasha, bite your tongue! Do you think before saying? jules 08.01.12 в 09:31 0
	Sash, never say aloud thoughts like this! Because every thing could materialize Triolaspb 01.07.11 в 19:45 0
	Oh, my God.. I've overeaten... Triolaspb 01.07.11 в 19:46 0
	Four kartoplyanniks... But after the first six I was feeling so good Triolaspb 01.07.11 в 19:46 0
	- I shouldn't eat "vareniki" after "kartoplyanniki" - Yes, and shouldn't eat "dranniki" afterwards Triolaspb 01.07.11 в 19:46 0 -You shouldn't have eaten "vareniks" after "kartoplyaniks" -Yes, and eat "draniks" after that. jules 08.01.12 в 09:34 0
	Why shouldn't? Everything was so delicious! Triolaspb 01.07.11 в 19:46 0 Why? Everything was so tasty! jules 08.01.12 в 09:34 0
	Dranniki, Dranniki.. (sing Russian folk song) Triolaspb 01.07.11 в 19:46 0
	Why do they call it Andriyivskyy Descent? It's Andriyivskyy Ascent. Triolaspb 01.07.11 в 19:46 0
	- What is this? - What? This is by Andy Warhol! Triolaspb 01.07.11 в 19:47 0
	-Who is he? -What's wrong with you?He is the most famous artist of 20 century and the his pictures are most expensive. Nirson 26.07.11 в 13:45 0
	And what's the price of this crap? -This one is copy.Original picture cost millions of dollars. Nirson 26.07.11 в 13:46 0
	- Oh my God, the world is crazy... wow... - It's one of his most famous pictures. - Cool! sovu 29.04.11 в 20:13 0
	I wonder, how could i guess that this is a great art without your hint? sovu 29.04.11 в 20:14 0
	Modern art is a really specific thing Nirson 26.07.11 в 13:47 0
	-Good afternoon! -Hello Nirson 26.07.11 в 13:47 0
	-I was in New York's Guggenheim Museum/// - Me too Nirson 26.07.11 в 13:49 0
	4th floor - Modern art Drop in Nirson 26.07.11 в 13:49 0 4th floor - Modern Art. I come in... nikaz 24.08.11 в 19:26 1
	Just look-there is a picture "Yellow parallelepiped"" Named "Yellow parallelepiped"" Nirson 26.07.11 в 13:51 0 I look - there is a picture 'Yellow parallelepiped' titled 'Yellow parallelepiped'. nikaz 24.08.11 в 19:28 1
	I thought 100 years ago,Malevich have already painted the same.Topic is closed Nirson 26.07.11 в 13:51 1 I think: 'well, a hundred years ago Malevich painted something like this, topic should be closed'. nikaz 24.08.11 в 19:32 0
	Okay,go to the next picture Nirson 26.07.11 в 13:52 0
	There are two triangles red and blue Named Two triangles red and blue Nirson 26.07.11 в 13:53 0
	And I think, what is this? And these turn out to be two triangles! nikaz 24.08.11 в 19:33 0
	I'm going on, and see a pile of junk, secured with a stripe around and writing: "Pile of junk". Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:11 0
	- See, Kamil is already sorting out modern art. - You betcha! nikaz 24.08.11 в 19:37 0
	Then I started to guess titles esaily. nikaz 24.08.11 в 19:40 0
	Well, I go and look further... nikaz 24.08.11 в 19:40 0
	bathroom... the same string and a sign: 'Out of order'. nikaz 24.08.11 в 19:44 0
	I've started to think: is the bathroom out of order or is it an art object titled 'Out of order'? nikaz 24.08.11 в 19:48 0
	- So... what it turned out to be? - I don't know. nikaz 24.08.11 в 19:48 0
	I thought, I can't pee in it anyway, 'cause... nikaz 24.08.11 в 19:51 0
	either the bathroom is out of order - it's closed, you can't go in there, or I'll pee into an art object nikaz 24.08.11 в 20:01 0
	right into artist's soul. nikaz 24.08.11 в 20:01 0
	And I went to search for an art object titled 'Bathroom is working'. nikaz 24.08.11 в 20:06 0
	- Wow, I could use such an art object now. - Me too. Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:12 0
	So, guys, you know these things, right? Choose something yourselves. nikaz 24.08.11 в 20:09 0
	And something not too big, so it can fit into the trunk. Come on, ok? nikaz 24.08.11 в 20:11 0
	- Let's go, let's go, I know where it is. - You saw that? nikaz 24.08.11 в 20:12 0
	You should've stayed there, and he would've peed instead of you. nikaz 24.08.11 в 20:14 0
	- Nah, he couldn't do it so good. - True! nikaz 24.08.11 в 20:14 0
	- Oh, here they come. - Oh thank God! nikaz 24.08.11 в 20:15 0
	- Hey, finally! It's too much! - But, here it is! Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:13 0
	Well, great... or awful, I don't know. nikaz 24.08.11 в 20:16 0
	- We're short on time, let's go. - Let's go. - You didn't even look. nikaz 24.08.11 в 20:17 0
	Lesh, I like it. nikaz 24.08.11 в 20:18 0
	You saw that?! We were sufferring, choosing, and they don't even care! nikaz 24.08.11 в 20:20 0
	- Well, c'mon, c'mon, how much is it? - Seven hundred fifty. nikaz 24.08.11 в 20:21 0
	Seven hundred fifty, how much is that by exchange rate? A hundred dollars? Great painting! nikaz 24.08.11 в 20:25 0
	Why hundred each? Seven hundred each. nikaz 24.08.11 в 20:25 0
	- Seven hundred fifty what? - Dollars. nikaz 24.08.11 в 20:26 0
	- What dollars? - Slav, what dollars!? nikaz 24.08.11 в 20:26 0

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