О чем говорят мужчины / What men talk about: О чем говорят мужчины

C'mon, why is it always that way?
We're in a hurry, and that wheel...

nikaz 25.08.11 в 10:38

Come on, take the phone!

nikaz 25.08.11 в 10:38

- Common, relax, don't worry, she's probably with the kids.
- What does it have to do with it?!

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:16

It's just, she's got the phone not to call,
not that people could reach her,
but just to have it in her bag ringing, without hearing it.

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:17

- She'll call you back right away.
- Yeah, she'll call!..

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:18

I will call he in 2 hours and say "I called you 10 times!"

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:18

And she'll reply "Yes, yes, I've seen".
- You see?

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:19

And why this: she comes and asks a question.
I can see it's important for her...

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:20

I'm starting to answer, but suddenly I realize she's already gone.

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:20

So, it was important for her only to ask the question,
she doesn't care about the answer.

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:21

What is that at all, can you tell me?

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:21

Or why in the restaurant she always doesn't like what she ordered,
and always likes what I ordered,

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:24

and she's eating from my plate,
I tell her "order it for your self",

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:25

Then she is saying "Why? I just want to try" -
and is eating a half of it.

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:29

- Right! And you wanted exactly this amount of meat and this amount of potatoes!
- Yes!

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:30

And I'm not gready, I just don't like
when people eat from my plate!

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:30

And gready as well!

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:30

And why when she is asking a question from another room,

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:31

and I hear only the last two words...

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:31

it's like "blah-blah-blah green sleepers",
I'm asking her "what?",

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:32

- and she says "green sleepers"?
- Of course.

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:32

Why she repeats exactly those words that I heared?
Exactly those two last words!
How does she do it, eh?

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:32

Or, you just broke up with her... she left you,

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:33

you are texting her: "This is the last sms.
I won't write you anymore, we are strangers now, good bye!"

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:33

She isn't replying.

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:33

Then your second last sms:
"You could reply, there was something between us".

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:34

The third one: "I'm impatient to share this - I stoped thinking of you. At all. So, don't call me."

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:35

And she doesn't call.

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:36

Then you use some suckerpunch, like
"You know, you are not the only beautiful girl in Moscow".

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:36

- And still - nothing.
- Yep.

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:36

And a hundred more of this kind of last texts.

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:37

And the very last one: "Can't you be a normal person and reply for once?".

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:37

And you stop.
A year has past, you put up with it.

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:38

Then she texts you:
"There is a snow. First day of a winter!"

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:38

What a bitch?!

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:38

Or this, most horrible, when just yesterday everything was ok between you,

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:39

but today she texts you: "Sorry, we can't be together anymore.

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:39

Please, don't call or text me. Be happy."

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:39

And you don't get - why?

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:40

So, you are not just being dumped, one more nightmare is
that you don't even get why so? Why?

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:40

Naturally, you start calling her, texting her.
And then - it's exactly like Lesha said.

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:41

But at one moment, I found the perfect answer to the question "why?".
You know what it is? - "Just because".

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:41

From my viewpoint, that's 100% correct answer:
"Why?" - "Just because!".

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:42

For women, it explains a lot.

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:42

- Everything.
- And that's why Sasha is not getting married. Let's go.

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:43

Lets' go, let's go.

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:43

Or she finds out, let say, that I cheated on her...

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:43

- Quiet...
- Sasha, more quietly.

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:44

and you can't explain her enything after that,
because she doesn't get the most important -

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:44

that for me, sex with woman I love, so with her,

Caezar 13.12.11 в 17:44