Police Squad! / Полицейский отряд
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Police Squad! In coIour.
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Starring LesIie NieIsen.
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AIso starring AIan North.
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And Rex HamiIton as Abraham LincoIn.
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Tonight's speciaI guest star,
Lorne Greene.
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Tonight's episode, The Broken Promise.
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Sally, l just can't
cover up for you anymore.
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-l'm in this thing way too deep already.
-Not as deep as l am.
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Honey, please, my orthodontist is
getting anxious. He wants his money.
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Well, tell him you haven't got it.
What can he do?
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What can he do? He'd beat up his
own mother when it comes to money.
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Jim, please, you gotta go along
with me or l'm in serious trouble.
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l'm sorry, Sally.
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Please, l only need a couple more days.
By then, the rubber bands will be off.
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Yeah, sure, then next week you'll need
a retainer. There's no end to it.
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Jim, please, one more visit.
Just for tightening.
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Sally, l'm sorry.
This is it. End of the line.
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All right.
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l'll think of something. l've got to.
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Look, Sally, you know
l'd like to help you,
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but with the auditors coming in,
l've got to balance the books.
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-Good afternoon, sir. May l help you?
-l'd like to cash this cheque.
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-Payroll cheque?
-Yes, l'm with the Lerman tyre company.
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At least l used to be.
l just got laid off today.
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Well, since this is your first time here,
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can l see some identification,
Mr Twice?
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Yeah, sure. Here's my driver's licence.
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Do you have two major credit cards?
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Thumbprint here, please.
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Now stand on that line
and look directly into the camera.
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Thank you.
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Now look to your left and cough.
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And again.
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Now, spread your toes, please.
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And the other foot.
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Thank you. Come and see us
anytime, Mr Twice.
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Thanks.
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Sally!
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Sally!
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My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin,
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Detective Lieutenant, PoIice Squad,
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a speciaI detaiI
of the poIice department.
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There'd been a recent wave
of gorgeous fashion modeIs
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found naked and unconscious
in Laundromats on the West Side.
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UnfortunateIy,
I was assigned to investigate hoId-ups
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at neighbourhood credit unions.
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I was across town doing my Iaundry
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when I heard their caII
on the doubIe kiIIing.
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It took me 20 minutes to get there.
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My boss was aIready on the scene.
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An attempted hold-up, Frank.
Cashier's the only witness.
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According to her,
the gunman shot the teller,
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she grabbed the gun
and shot the hold-up man.
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lt's the same M.O. as the others.
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lt could be, but this one
has an interesting wrinkle.
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The gunman, Twice, is a good
family man with no prior record.
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-Could l talk to her?
-Sure.
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This is Sally Decker, Frank.
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-Hello, Miss Decker.
-Hello.
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l'm Captain Frank Drebin.
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l understand
you've had a pretty rough time.
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Yeah, it was pretty bad.
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-Cigarette?
-Yes, l know.
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Well.
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-Do you feel up to any questions?
-l'll try.
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Where were you
when all this happened?
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l was right here at my desk, working.
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And when was the first time
you noticed something was wrong?
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Well, when l first heard the shot,
and as l turned, Jim fell.
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He's the teller, Frank.
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-What, Jim Fell's the teller?
-No, Jim Johnson.
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-Who's Jim Fell?
-He's the auditor, Frank.
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-He had the flu, so Jim filled in.
-Phil who?
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Phil Din.
He's the night watchman, Frank.
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lf only Phil had been here.
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Now wait a minute.
Let me get this straight.
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Twice came in
and shot the teller and Jim Fell.
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No, he only shot the teller,
Jim Johnson. Fell is ill.
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Okay, then after he shot the teller,
you shot Twice.
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No, l only shot once.
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Twice is the hold-up man.
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-Then l guess l did shoot Twice.
-So now you're changing your story.
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-No, l shot Twice after Jim fell.
-You shot Twice and Jim Fell?
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No, Jim fell first,
and then l shot Twice once.
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-Who fired twice?
-Once.
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He's the owner
of the tyre company, Frank.
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Okay.
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Wunce is the owner of the tyre company
and he fired Twice.
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-Then, Twice shot the teller once.
-Twice.
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-And Jim fell and then you fired twice.
-Once.
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Okay, all right,
that'll be all for now, Miss Decker.
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Now, we'll need you to make
a formal statement down at the station.
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-Of course.
-You've been very helpful.
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-We think we know how he did it.
-Howie couldn't have done it.
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He hasn't been in for weeks.
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Well.
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Thank you again, Miss Decker.
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-Weeks?
-Sol Weeks. He's the controller, Frank.
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SaIIy Decker toId a convincing story.
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I thought she wouId make a good
witness if the case ever came to triaI.
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But somehow, something didn't sit right.
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I drove back to PoIice Squad
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to see what Homicide
and the Iab boys had picked up.
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So, Billy, when the moisture in the air
comes in contact with the cold pitcher
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it forms water droplets,
what we call ''condensation.''
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Just like on your mother
when she gets out of the shower,
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glistening with tiny little beads of...
Oh, hi, Frank.
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That'll be all for today, Billy.
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Next week, we'll look into
some interesting experiments
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we can do with discarded swimwear.
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Thanks, Mr Olson. Bye.
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-You come up with anything, Ted?
-Well, we got the coroner's report
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on the depth of penetration
of the bullet in Jim Johnson's body.
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lf the hold-up man
had been where Sally Decker said,
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the bullet should have
penetrated deeper.
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Let me show you what we did.
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These guns are identical
to the one that killed Jim Johnson.
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Watch carefully as l test fire this gun
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into these videotapes
of Barbara Walters interviews.
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As you can see, it completely destroys
the Burt Reynolds interview.
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And everything from
Bo Derek to Paul Newman.
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But only up to the point where Barbara
asks him, ''ls it difficult to love?''
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Now let me show you what happens
when the gun is fired from three feet.
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Which is the distance Sally claimed
the shots were fired from.
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Notice?
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Complete destruction.
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Right up to the point
where she asked Katharine Hepburn
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what kind of tree she'd like to be.
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Our next stop was a neighbourhood
known as LittIe ItaIy.
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A criminaI investigation
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seIdom foIIows a straightforward,
cIear-cut course.
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This one was obviousIy no exception.
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I feIt we had to taIk
with RaIph Twice's widow
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to see how much she knew.
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Please go away. Please go away.
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l don't want to answer
any more of your questions.
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We're sorry to bother you
at a time like this, Mrs Twice.
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We would have come earlier,
but your husband wasn't dead then.
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Ralph was such a good man.
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Who could have done
such a horrible thing?
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Did he owe any money? Doctor bills?
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Gambling debts?
Book-of-the-month club?
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No, nothing.
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Just two more payments
on our solar telescope.
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Oh, poor Ralph.
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Do you know what it's like to be married
to a wonderful man for 1 4 years?
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No, l can't say that l do.
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l did live with a guy once, though,
but that was just for a couple of years.
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Usual slurs, rumours, innuendos,
people didn't understand.
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Ran him out of town
like a common pigmy.
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-Did he have any enemies?
-Well, the Democrats didn't like him.
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Sure, he was a physical education
major, but he had a mind.
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He could think. He wasn't all muscle,
all body, all sinewy limbs.
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He got married, you know, later,
had three kids.
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Never cared for her.
Sent a nice gift, never got a note.
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Now, l know this is a long shot,
but did he ever eat chop suey?
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-Why, no. No, he never did.
-lt was just a hunch.
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l told him she was wrong.
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And that youngest boy,
just like his father, football hero.
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Lived with him for a year.
lt wasn't the same.
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-Can't go back.
-Oh, poor Ralph.
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And what about my daughter?
What am l gonna tell her?
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Yeah, you're gonna have
to tell her something.
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-Tell her he went on a long trip.
-Tell her... Wait a minute.
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How about a big monster came
and took him to Daddy Heaven?
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-Nah.
-What about this?
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He threw himself on a grenade
to save the battalion? Yeah, that's it.
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No, no, wait a minute. He was killed
by left wing insurgents from Paraguay.
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No, Bolivia!
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l got it. l got... He was traded
to the Cubs for Reggie Jackson.
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No further progress was made
in the next 10 hours.
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The foIIowing morning,
I reported back to PoIice Squad.
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About 10:00, SaIIy Decker
dictated a formaI statement.
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She said the hoId-up man had come in
once before, to extort protection money.
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-Something new?
-Nothing.
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-Anything here?
-Not until we get the lab reports.
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l got them right here, Chief.
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Reports on our APB, negative.
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R and l rundown on Twice, negative.
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Fingerprint identification, negative.
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lf he was crooked,
he sure had a lot of people fooled.
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What about the final autopsy report
on Johnson and Twice?
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-They should rest in peace.
-Yeah, anything unusual there?
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Yeah, take a look at that section
on bullet penetration.
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According to this,
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the bullet canals in both bodies
took an upward course.
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And they were standing face to face.
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Just a few feet apart.
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Get me Pete Preussing at Homicide.
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Tell him l want to meet him
and a few of his men
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down at the Acme Credit Union.
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Right away, sir.
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Now, Preussing, move closer, slowly.
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All right, that's it.
This is the approximate distance
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the two men were apart
when the shots were fired.
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Now, McBeen,
you're gonna be the teller.
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Preussing, you're Ralph Twice.
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The tape indicates
the path the bullet took.
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All right.
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Hold-up man enters,
demands money and fires.
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I spent most of the afternoon
trying to determine
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the possibIe angIes from which
the buIIets might have been fired.
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Re-enactment of a crime
in this way can be a heIpfuI tooI
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in a criminaI investigation.
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lf the teller had his back turned
and then the gunman fired...
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A ricochet.
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After severaI hours,
I had some interesting theories,
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but stiII nothing concIusive.
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When my boss caIIed,
I gave him the information,
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but I knew I needed more answers.
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And I had an idea
of where I couId get some.
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-What's the word on the street, Johnny?
-l don't know.
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l hear a lot of things. Pick a topic.
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Do you know anything about the double
killings at the Acme Credit Union?
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You're barking up the wrong tree
with this Ralph Twice.
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He's a good family man
and makes a decent living.
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Wasn't his fault he got fired
from the tyre company.
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But who could predict that Brazil
would cut off the rubber supply?
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They're nationalising
the industry in two weeks,
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so he would have gotten
his job back anyway.
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Now, Sally Decker, that's another story.
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She used to be Joe Surlow's girl
until she got involved in the numbers.
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Before you knew it,
she was up to her pretty little neck
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in penny-ante bunko scams.
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Where do l locate this Surlow?
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He's working at this address.
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Thanks, Johnny.
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What do you know
about life after death?
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l wouldn't know anything about it.
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You talking existential being
or anthropomorphic deity?
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After taking care
of an urgent personaI matter,
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I proceeded directIy to the address
that Johnny had given me.
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It turned out to be
one of those aII-night wicker pIaces.
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SurIow had done some time
years earIier for a minor offence.
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He was one of those guys
who had come up
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through the schooI of hard knocks.
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EventuaIIy, he admitted
that he and SaIIy
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had been Iong-time acquaintances.
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She had come to him recentIy
to ask for money to pay off an oraI debt.
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The orthodontist needed the money.
SurIow had done what he couId for her.
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FortunateIy, he had remembered
the dentist's name,
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Dr Robert Zubatsky.
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Zubatsky's office
was Iocated in Fox Point Heights.
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A fashionabIe area of town
where foreign imports
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and two-martini Iunches
were the order of the day.
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His cIienteIe were the sons
and daughters of the priviIeged.
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I decided it might be a good time
to have my teeth checked.
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Mr Drebin,
Dr Zubatsky will see you now.
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That's the second door
on your left, Mr Drebin.
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You're next, Carl.
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As soon as this impression is complete,
we'll know a lot more, Mr Drebin.
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Are those x-rays ready, Miss Frenzell?
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Yes, Doctor.
Would you like to take a look?
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Yes, l would.
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All right, let's get started, shall we?
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Sally Decker?
Sally Decker. That name rings a bell.
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No, l can't place it.
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Look, l'm telling you, l don't know her.
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All right, l know her.
She was a patient of mine.
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Her lower left quadrant
was all messed up, but so what?
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Okay, okay, now, look
she's a good-looking dame.
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We went out and had laughs,
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a couple of drinks,
but that's the whole story.
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Look, look, l don't need trouble.
l'll cooperate.
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My God, you're an animal!
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l am not an animal!
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l am a human being!
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Zubatsky's information
pointed in the same direction,
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SaIIy Decker.
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The pieces were now coming together,
but they stiII weren't enough.
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We needed something more
for a conviction.
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I stopped back at PoIice Squad
to set the trap.
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When I got to the eIevator,
my boss was aIready on the scene.
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Any luck with the dentist, Frank?
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Sally paid him up in full, one day after
the double killing and theft.
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-How do you know that?
-Went through his files.
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Sally was seeing Zubatsky,
six years, maybe seven.
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Eight times a year. Always in arrears.
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Then suddenly, 24 hours after
the killing, she's paid up in full.
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Well, it looks like she's in this thing
up to her pretty little ears.
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-Was the dentist cooperative?
-Yeah, he gave us plenty of rope.
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Now we have to see if we can get Sally
to stick her head into the noose.
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Yeah.
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HeIIo?
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Hello, Sally, this is Dr Zubatsky.
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I need to taIk to you.
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Sorry, B.Z., we're through.
l paid you in full.
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l made an appointment
with another orthodontist.
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That's right, SaIIy. You did pay me.
I have the money right here.
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Fresh from the mint, traceable.
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You wanna taIk?
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Yeah, okay, you win.
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Half an hour.
Corner of Cherry and Galena.
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What was the phoney phone call about?
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Just socialising.
Talked to our little friend, Sally Decker.
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Outside of the fact
that she paid off the dentist,
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we still have no real proof
and no motive.
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Well, l say dipping into the till
for $1 ,200 is a pretty good motive.
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-Not enough, Frank. We'll need more.
-Don't worry.
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l got a date with her.
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Frank, one thing.
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Now, if you're right,
she's already killed two men.
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You'd better watch your step.
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-Sergeant Drebin!
-Hello, Sally, you waiting for someone?
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l was just about to leave.
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Yeah, that's the trouble with doctors.
They always keep you waiting.
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00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:23,000
l don't know what you're talking about.
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Come on over here
and sit down. l'll tell you.
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l've been doing some checking up,
Sally, and it doesn't add up.
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-What do you mean, Lieutenant?
-l don't think that Twice shot Johnson.
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l don't understand.
l was there when it happened.
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l think that you took the money,
to pay your orthodontist.
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-Captain Drebin! That just isn't true.
-You knew it was just a matter of time.
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You knew that,
until the payoff was discovered.
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But that's impossible.
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l haven't ever been involved
in anything so heinous.
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Yeah, that's right.
Sally Decker has no record.
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But Sally was formerly Babs Caltrane.
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Notorious gunrunner in Memphis.
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Only difference is, Babs has red hair.
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And before that, she was a brunette
hit man named Zazu Pitts.
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And before that,
she sang backup for Aretha Franklin.
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All right, Frank, did your research
reveal that l did a stint
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with the marines and reupped?
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No, l can't say that it did.
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SaIIy! SaIIy Decker!
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This is the poIice. You are surrounded.
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Throw down your gun and surrender.
You do not have a chance.
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All right, Sally, you're under arrest.
Sergeant, take her away and book her.
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Sergeant Takeraway. Sergeant Booker.
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Well, that was some pretty fancy
police work, Frank.
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l know you got Sally's record
from R and l,
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but how did you know
she handled the loan office heist?
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-Just a little hunch back at the office.
-Thought so.
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l brought that little hunchback with me.
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-Charlie, come out here.
-Charlie, good going.
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-Hi, Frank.
-Hi, Ed.
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Just got back from the arraignment.
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Sally Decker's gonna have to get
her teeth straightened
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-in the Statesville Prison from now on.
-Good.
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And there'll be plenty of time
to do it, too.
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Got something
on the side of your mouth, Al.
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No, no, no, the other side.
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You know, Frank,
there's one thing l still don't understand.
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Now, how did you know that the money
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Sally gave to Dr Zubatsky
wasn't traceable?
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-l didn't.
-Yeah?
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But neither did Sally.
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Be sure to tune in next week
for another exciting story
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from the fiIes of Police Squad!
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Police squad! In coIour.
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Starring LesIie NieIsen.
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AIso starring AIan North.
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And Rex HamiIton as Abraham LincoIn.
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Tonight's speciaI guest star,
Georg Stanford Brown.
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Tonight's episode,
A Dangerous Assignment.
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Break it up. Come on.
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Okay, kid.
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When we get the high sign from Martin,
then you take the dive.
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Four, five,
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six, seven,
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eight, nine,
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ten, you're out!
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Mike,
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l think you made a big mistake.
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Cooper, you worry too much.
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l'm sorry, no one's allowed inside.
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No, l'm sorry.
lt's the rules, it's the rules.
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-No entry.
-Press.
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Okay.
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My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin,
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Detective Lieutenant, PoIice Squad,
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a speciaI division of the poIice force.
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I'd just come from the stockyards.
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We'd gotten reports
that hundreds of cows
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had been senseIessIy
sIaughtered in the area.
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But I couIdn't find any evidence.
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I stopped off for a hamburger
and checked in with headquarters.
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There'd been an apparent suicide.
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I went right to the scene.
My boss was aIready there.
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-Ed. What's up?
-Hi, Frank.
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Guard discovered the body
about an hour ago.
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Somebody went in here
right before it happened,
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but the guard's got bad eyes
and he can't make an l.D.
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We're dusting for prints now.
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-What happened?
-Kid named Mike Schultz.
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Set up to look like suicide
but l'm not so sure.
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Why would a boxer
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who just scored
the biggest victory of his career
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go out and commit suicide?
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-Are you thinking murder?
-lt could be.
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Anyone with Schultz after the fight?
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-Just his manager.
-Who's that?
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Some joe named Cooper.
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-Who's this Joe Cooper?
-No, no, it's Sol Cooper.
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He manages half the boxers in town
and they're all on the take.
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-Want me to question him?
-No, no, Frank. No.
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We may be dealing with murder
and corruption here.
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l want you to go undercover.
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I knew that Montague Martin
was one of the few criminaIs
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who stiII tampered
with the outcome of fights.
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My pIan was to find a crooked fighter
and straighten him out.
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Mabel, Mabel, set the table.
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Don't forget the red hot...
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Aren't you Buddy Briggs?
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Yeah.
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-Too bad you lost your last three fights.
-So l had some bad luck. So what?
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Well, maybe you don't have
the right kind of management.
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Don't you think you should
start thinking about that, Buddy?
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-l make a pretty good living.
-Maybe you can make a better one,
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and a cleaner one and a better one.
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-Where's your manager?
-ln the back.
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One of you manage Buddy Briggs?
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-Yeah.
-You gotta be Cooper.
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l hear you own a piece
of just about every boxer in town.
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-Yeah, what's it to you?
-l'm a manager.
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l wanna take over
Buddy Briggs' contract.
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-What are you, some kind of wise guy?
-Yeah, l'm a wise guy
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with a lot of long green.
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You manage Lorne Greene?
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-l'll trade Buddy for Lorne Greene.
-No, no. l mean l got cash.
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-You manage Johnny Cash, too?
-Wait a minute. Who are you?
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Kelly.
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Bob Kelly.
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-Mind if l sit in a few hands?
-Your money's good here.
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Goodyear?
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You got the blimp, too?
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It didn't take Iong for me to see
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that the game was as crooked
as Cooper's smiIe.
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Just you and me, Kelly.
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-l raise you $500.
-Well, that's my kind of action.
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Here's your $500.
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One grand more.
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That's a lot of do-re-mi, Kelly.
l'm out of cash.
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-What about these?
-No dice.
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But there is something else
l'm interested in.
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-What's that?
-Buddy Briggs' contract.
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All right, Kelly.
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What do you got?
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-Full house. Kings over.
-Not so fast, Kelly.
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A straight beats a full house.
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No it doesn't.
A straight beats three of a kind.
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A full house beats a straight.
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-Doesn't a flush beat a straight?
-A straight flush beats everything.
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-Not a royal flush.
-Does a flush beat a full house?
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-A regular flush or a straight flush?
-A flush beats a straight.
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l've played a lot of poker.
A full house beats a straight.
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Maybe so, Kelly.
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But four of us beats one of you.
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All right, l've got an ace in the hole.
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That makes me the winner.
Buddy Briggs belongs to me now.
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But just to make it nice and legal,
l brought along a bill of sale. Sign it.
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You. You witness it.
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You, check for spelling errors.
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All right, Cooper. Get that stuff in there.
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How many ''l's'' in legally?
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You may have a fighter, Kelly,
but you'll never get a fight.
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We got this town sewn up
tighter than a floozy's skirt.
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We'll see about that, Cooper.
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Well, gentlemen,
it's been a nice afternoon.
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Hope we can do it again
some other time.
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l'm free Wednesdays.
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This guy's more trouble than he's worth.
l want him knocked off!
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My pIan was working.
I was now Buddy Briggs' manager.
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But I stiII had no way to connect
Cooper and Martin with the murder.
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I got a caII from OIson.
The Iab had come up with something.
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So you see, Katie,
when l throw this switch,
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the electrical current
from the power source
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is able to continue
its journey to its final destination.
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ln our case, the light bulb.
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-All set then?
-l guess so, Mr Olson.
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Here we go.
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-Hi, Frank. Ed.
-Yeah.
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Why don't you run along now, Katie?
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And next week
remember to bring three things
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from your mother's dresser.
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Thanks, Mr Olson. Bye.
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Anything on the Mike Schultz case?
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The dead boxer?
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-Well, there weren't many clues.
-Any prints?
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No, but we found some whiskers.
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Take a look in here.
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Facial hair.
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-Yep.
-Hair is like fingerprints.
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No two follicles are alike.
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The strand on the left
belongs to Schultz.
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The one on the right
was found near his body.
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So, whoever belongs
to that whisker is our killer.
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-Have you identified him?
-Yes.
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lt belongs to him.
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Luca Burnett was a five-time Ioser
who was working for Montague Martin.
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Now I knew who was responsibIe
for the murder.
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But I needed someone
who wasn't afraid to taIk.
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The next step
was to work on Buddy Briggs.
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-Hi, Buddy.
-What are you doing here?
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-l'm your new manager.
-Look, buster,
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l don't know who you are
or what you're trying to pull,
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-but l work for Cooper.
-Not anymore.
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And you don't go in the tank
anymore either.
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-l don't know what you're talking about.
-All right, Buddy, play it stupid.
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l don't care. You hear me?
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l don't wanna end up dead
in some locker room.
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Now get out!
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Mary.
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Mary, why aren't you at waitress school?
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Mary.
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You've been drinking again,
haven't you?
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-You're a bum!
-Mary.
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The only money you've ever earned
is by throwing fights.
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You're not the man l married.
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-How can you say that?
-Because here's the man l married.
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Mary, l love you.
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l'm trying to give you
all the things you never had.
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A decent home, a decent life,
your own synagogue.
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You're never gonna
give me those things,
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and you know why?
'Cause you got no guts.
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You're scared of Martin and Cooper.
They own you.
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-Nobody owns Buddy Briggs! Nobody!
-Don't lie to me!
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Every big fight
you've ever been in, you've taken a dive.
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And you know what?
You could've been somebody.
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You could've been a contender
instead of a bum,
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which is what you are.
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Muffin.
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Buddy, l'm here to help you.
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Now, do you think
you can beat the Champ?
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-l can take him blindfolded.
-What if he's not blindfolded?
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l can still beat him.
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l believe you.
That's why l won you in the poker game.
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You fight on the up-and-up,
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you'll be able to
look in the mirror and see a winner.
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You've been living
in the dumps too long, pal.
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l'm gonna help you and Mary
get out of this sewer. Come on.
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All right, Buddy,
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now, you meet me tomorrow
at Maury's Bar on Prospect.
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l'm gonna get you a fight
with the Champ.
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-How are you gonna do that?
-You leave that to me.
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Buddy.
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-What'll it be?
-Screwdriver.
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-Anything to drink?
-No, thank you.
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Hey, Kelly.
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Sure are a lot
of photographers here tonight.
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Yeah, l know.
ls Cooper and Martin here?
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Yeah. They're sitting at the table
with a couple of tramps.
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l think it's time to go and meet Mr Big.
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His name's Mr Martin.
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Well...
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Hey, Cooper,
you calling any bluffs lately?
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lf it isn't Mr Kelly.
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lt's the guy l was telling you about,
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the guy who manages
Lorne Greene and Johnny Cash.
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Go powder your noses.
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Listen, smart boy, l own this town.
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You may have a fighter,
but you're never gonna get a fight.
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We'll see about that.
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Roses are red, violets are blue,
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sugar is sweet,
l'm gonna break your face.
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Buddy Briggs could break
every bone in your body.
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Yeah, well, he must be
a pretty good boxer.
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How would you know?
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You never won an honest fight
in your life.
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Take it easy. Nobody wants to get hurt.
Just cool off.
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Why should l?
The only reason you're champ
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is 'cause of guys lying down or dying.
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Let me buy you a drink. We'll talk.
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l wouldn't drink with you, you two-bit,
phoney excuse for a fighter.
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You're just tired,
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-you didn't mean it.
-Forget it.
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''Forget it''?
Nobody says ''forget it'' to me!
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Sorry, buddy, no sax before a fight.
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-Are you nervous?
-Yeah, a bit.
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But l know l can take this guy.
Nothing can stop me tonight.
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-What are you doing here, Martin?
-Get out of here. l've gone straight.
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lf you're smart, you'll go straight
to the canvas in the 12th.
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Forget it.
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-We've got Mary.
-What?
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-You're bluffing.
-Oh, yeah?
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-Mary's scarf!
-You could have gotten that anywhere.
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-How about this?
-Mary's purse!
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-There are millions of purses like that.
-How about this?
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Mary's toaster!
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Oh, my God.
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ln the 12th, Buddy.
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l can't believe it.
l trained to win this fight.
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l can win this fight. Now l gotta lose.
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Buddy, l'll make a deal with you.
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l'll bring back Mary,
you beat the Champ.
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I radioed Hocken to get some men
and meet me at the Arena.
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If I wanted to put Martin
and his monkeys behind bars,
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I had to find Mary, and fast.
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Johnny, l need
some information and fast.
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There's a woman in trouble.
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You mean Mary, the boxer's wife
who was just kidnapped?
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-Right. You know anything about it?
-Maybe l do, maybe l don't.
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She's in big trouble.
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She's being held
by Martin's goon, Luca.
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-What's a ''goonluca''?
-No, Luca Burnett. Martin's henchman.
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Right. Where are they?
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lt's a big city. Could be most anyplace.
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You might wanna try Jim's Gym.
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Thanks, Johnny. l'll be in touch.
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-lt's a bypass operation, Johnny.
-So?
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The guy has a history
of sinus bradycardia.
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l wouldn't know anything about it.
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-You got him on atropine?
-Of course.
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Do a midline thoracotomy,
strip the saphenous vein,
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be careful not to puncture
the myocardium.
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Tonight's main event, 1 5 rounds
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for the Championship of the WorId.
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In this corner, weighing 210 pounds
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in the dark trunks
is the current champion,
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the Champ.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill,
l'm gonna break your face!
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l'm gonna break your face!
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-No! No! No! Help!
-Police squad!
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-You're under arrest!
-No way, Ray!
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All right, Luca,
l've got a gun in your ribs.
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l'm not Luca and those aren't my ribs.
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Eat lead, copper!
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-Mary, you all right?
-Yes.
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So am l.
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-How about now?
-Now?
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Not so good.
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We're about to start the 12th round.
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And remember, Buddy Briggs
has never gone the distance.
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At this point,
I'd say it couId go either way.
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Both men are strong, but tired.
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And one punch couId end it
at any moment.
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One, two,
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-three...
-Mary, Mary.
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Every big fight you've ever been in,
you've taken a dive.
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I'II get you a fight with the Champ
and then maybe you'II be a winner.
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A winner.
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There's no pIace Iike home.
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There's no pIace Iike home.
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Auntie Em!
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And Toto, too! And Toto, too!
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-You'll always be a bum!
-Buddy!
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...six, seven,
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eight, nine...
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-How many fingers do you see?
-Thursday.
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-The winner!
-Yeah, Mary!
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Yeah, Mary!
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Mary! Yeah!
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How do you feel
about the victory, Champ?
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Great! lt's not only
a victory for me, but for all of boxing.
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'Cause l'd like to tell you
about some cheap crooks
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who are trying to ruin the game.
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Montague Martin!
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-Kelly!
-The name is Detective Frank Drebin
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and l'm a boxing fan.
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-What the...
-All right, Martin,
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you've fixed your last fight.
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From now on, the boxers
in this town will lose honestly.
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Buddy! Buddy!
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-Buddy! Buddy!
-Mary!
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-Hi, Ed.
-Hi, Frank.
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-Excuse me.
-Yep.
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Drebin here. Get me Pete Preussing.
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Tell him l'd like the final report
on Martin and Sally Decker.
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Right.
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Looks like we got a new champ, huh?
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Well,
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looks like l can get back to reading
the sport pages now.
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Speaking of sports pages, l see they're
bringing your friend Martin in now.
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You think you're a big man, Drebin,
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but l'm telling you,
l'm gonna beat this rap.
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Don't count on that, Martin.
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Looks like you and your cohorts'll
be doing your boxing
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up at the Statesville Prison from now
on.
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Be sure to tune in next week
for another exciting story
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from the fiIes of Police Squad!
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Police Squad! In coIour.
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Starring LesIie NieIsen.
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AIso starring AIan North.
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And Rex HamiIton as Abraham LincoIn.
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Tonight's speciaI guest star,
Robert GouIet.
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Ready, aim, fire!
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Tonight's episode, A Bird in the Hand.
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Kingsley,
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mind if l dance with my daughter?
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Of course not, Mr Burton.
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You know, Terri,
this song is awfully difficult to dance to.
12
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Let's get them to play something else.
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Fellows, could you play
something different?
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Make a wish.
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Cake, everyone?
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Terri.
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-Can l talk to you in private?
-Of course.
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Let's go out in the Japanese garden.
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-What is it, Kingsley?
-l just wanted to ask you,
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have you made up your mind
about marrying me yet?
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l need more time.
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But you said you'd give me
an answer by tonight.
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l'm not ready to give you an answer.
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l love you, Terri.
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And l love you, too, Kingsley.
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My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin,
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Detective Lieutenant, PoIice Squad,
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a speciaI division
of the poIice department.
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There had been a recent
wave of murders at the city zoo.
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I was bringing in a suspect
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when I got a caII from headquarters
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about the kidnapping of Terri Burton.
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I headed for the Burton mansion.
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Good evening.
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Evening.
ls this 808 Garboniforus Road?
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-Maple Street?
-Yes, sir, it is.
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l'm from Police Squad.
l'd like to see Captain Hocken.
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Of course, Lieutenant Flebner.
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Drebin. Do come in.
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Her name is Terri Burton.
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Excuse me.
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Frank, l'm glad you're here.
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-What do you got, Ed?
-Nothing so far.
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Nobody's seen or heard anything.
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-ls there a ransom note?
-Yes, the butler found it.
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lt was tied to this window
and thrown into the rock garden.
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l sent the note to the lab.
They're demanding $1 million.
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Why would the lab
demand a million dollars?
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The kidnappers
made the demand, Frank.
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lf you don't mind, Ed,
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l'd like to see
the scene of the abduction.
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Sure, right here.
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The Abduction. Scene one, take three.
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And I Iove you, too, KingsIey.
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Who's the guy?
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His name's Kingsley Addison,
Terri's boyfriend.
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l sent him home, Frank.
He had a nasty bump on the head.
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Would you like to meet the parents
of the kidnapped girl?
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Of course.
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Frank, the pвtй's exquisite.
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Excuse me, Mr And Mrs Burton,
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-Lieutenant Drebin.
-Mr Drebin.
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The feeling is mutual.
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l know this is trying, but we've got
to ask you a few questions.
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By all means.
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Could you tell me,
did your daughter receive any threats
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-on her safety recently?
-No, she didn't.
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This whole thing
came as a total shock to us.
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Hello.
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lt's the kidnappers.
Please, let me speak to my daughter.
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All right, relax. Keep calm.
Norberg, get a tap to the phone.
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-Yes, sir.
-What'll l do?
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Keep the kidnapper on the phone
so we can trace the call. Go ahead.
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Where is my daughter? ls she all right?
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Okay. l understand.
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No, no, please, don't hang up!
Please, don't hurt my daughter.
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l love her so much.
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Terri is safe, isn't she?
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No, don't hang up.
Please don't hang up.
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ls it cold where you are?
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lt's warm here.
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Who do you think will win
the NBA Pacific Division this year?
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Who do l think? l go with L.A.
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They need a little deeper bench,
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but they have
a really strong, solid starting five.
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No, wait!
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lf a train leaves New York
travelling 120 miles an hour
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and another train leaves Pittsburgh
driving 1 15 miles per hour,
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what train do you suppose
will arrive in Chicago first?
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That's right.
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Wait...
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Why do ducks and geese
fly south for the winter?
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Because it takes too long to walk.
Hello?
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Hello?
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-He hung up.
-lt was a tough question.
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Norberg, did you get the tap
on the phone?
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Yes,
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but the kidnapper
wasn't on long enough to get a trace.
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And, Mrs Burton,
what time did the first train leave?
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Just relax.
Everything's going to be all right.
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Mrs Burton, what did he say?
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''Just relax.
Everything's going to be all right.''
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No, the kidnapper.
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He said he'll call us soon
with instructions for the money drop
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and if we don't do what he says,
he'll kill Terri.
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Lieutenant Drebin, what do l do?
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Well, as l understand it,
you're in the textile business.
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l mean, l don't want
the police involved in this.
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Now, we've all got to work together
to capture this kidnapper.
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l'll pay whatever ransom is necessary
to get Terri back.
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No, that'd be giving in to them.
These people are emotionally unstable.
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Had a case like this, similar.
The kidnappers cut the victim's ear off
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and sent it to the family.
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So you see,
you've got to let us help you.
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Not the whole ear, of course.
Just a piece of it.
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And when this whole thing blows over,
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we'll return Terri's ear,
if she's still alive.
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-She's taking it hard.
-Yeah.
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We'd better go, Frank.
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We'll leave Officer Norberg here.
lf you need anything, just ask him.
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-We'll be in touch.
-After we go, l want you to nose around.
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-And keep an eye out for the ear.
-Yes, sir.
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Don't you worry, Mrs Burton.
lf Terri's ear comes, l'll handle it.
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The next day, I decided to taIk
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with the one witness to the kidnapping,
KingsIey Addison.
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KingsIey pIayed basketbaII
every afternoon
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at the Shorwood High SchooI
pIayground.
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I'd taIk to him there.
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-Over here!
-Come on!
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Come on, give it up, give it up, come on!
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Now, now!
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-Kingsley Addison?
-Yeah.
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-l'm Lieutenant Drebin, Police Squad.
-What do you want?
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l'd like to ask you a few questions.
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-About last night?
-That's right. What happened?
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l remember Terri was grabbed.
Then l got hit.
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That's all l remember. Honest.
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Well, l understand
you and Terri were gonna get married.
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Yeah, l wanted to marry her.
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She just hadn't quite made up
her mind yet, that's all.
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Well, it doesn't sound to me
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like you were very sure
Terri was gonna say yes.
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Terri comes from
a large amount of money.
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Do you think you make enough
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to keep her in the lifestyle
she's accustomed to?
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-Of course. l have a job.
-Well, l've done a little checking on that.
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You owe a lot of money
to a lot of people.
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You need more than a job.
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You think l'd marry Terri for her money?
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l didn't say that
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Police Squad! In coIour.
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Starring LesIie NieIsen.
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AIso starring AIan North.
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And Rex HamiIton as Abraham LincoIn.
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Tonight's speciaI guest star,
Lorne Greene.
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Tonight's episode, The Broken Promise.
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Sally, l just can't
cover up for you anymore.
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-l'm in this thing way too deep already.
-Not as deep as l am.
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Honey, please, my orthodontist is
getting anxious. He wants his money.
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Well, tell him you haven't got it.
What can he do?
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What can he do? He'd beat up his
own mother when it comes to money.
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Jim, please, you gotta go along
with me or l'm in serious trouble.
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l'm sorry, Sally.
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Please, l only need a couple more days.
By then, the rubber bands will be off.
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Yeah, sure, then next week you'll need
a retainer. There's no end to it.
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Jim, please, one more visit.
Just for tightening.
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Sally, l'm sorry.
This is it. End of the line.
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All right.
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l'll think of something. l've got to.
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Look, Sally, you know
l'd like to help you,
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but with the auditors coming in,
l've got to balance the books.
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-Good afternoon, sir. May l help you?
-l'd like to cash this cheque.
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-Payroll cheque?
-Yes, l'm with the Lerman tyre company.
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At least l used to be.
l just got laid off today.
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Well, since this is your first time here,
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can l see some identification,
Mr Twice?
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Yeah, sure. Here's my driver's licence.
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Do you have two major credit cards?
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Thumbprint here, please.
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Now stand on that line
and look directly into the camera.
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Thank you.
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Now look to your left and cough.
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And again.
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Now, spread your toes, please.
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And the other foot.
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Thank you. Come and see us
anytime, Mr Twice.
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Thanks.
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Sally!
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Sally!
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My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin,
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Detective Lieutenant, PoIice Squad,
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a speciaI detaiI
of the poIice department.
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There'd been a recent wave
of gorgeous fashion modeIs
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found naked and unconscious
in Laundromats on the West Side.
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UnfortunateIy,
I was assigned to investigate hoId-ups
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at neighbourhood credit unions.
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I was across town doing my Iaundry
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when I heard their caII
on the doubIe kiIIing.
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It took me 20 minutes to get there.
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My boss was aIready on the scene.
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An attempted hold-up, Frank.
Cashier's the only witness.
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According to her,
the gunman shot the teller,
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she grabbed the gun
and shot the hold-up man.
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lt's the same M.O. as the others.
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lt could be, but this one
has an interesting wrinkle.
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The gunman, Twice, is a good
family man with no prior record.
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-Could l talk to her?
-Sure.
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This is Sally Decker, Frank.
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-Hello, Miss Decker.
-Hello.
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l'm Captain Frank Drebin.
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l understand
you've had a pretty rough time.
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Yeah, it was pretty bad.
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-Cigarette?
-Yes, l know.
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Well.
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-Do you feel up to any questions?
-l'll try.
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Where were you
when all this happened?
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l was right here at my desk, working.
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And when was the first time
you noticed something was wrong?
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Well, when l first heard the shot,
and as l turned, Jim fell.
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He's the teller, Frank.
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-What, Jim Fell's the teller?
-No, Jim Johnson.
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-Who's Jim Fell?
-He's the auditor, Frank.
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-He had the flu, so Jim filled in.
-Phil who?
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Phil Din.
He's the night watchman, Frank.
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lf only Phil had been here.
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Now wait a minute.
Let me get this straight.
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Twice came in
and shot the teller and Jim Fell.
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No, he only shot the teller,
Jim Johnson. Fell is ill.
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Okay, then after he shot the teller,
you shot Twice.
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No, l only shot once.
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Twice is the hold-up man.
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-Then l guess l did shoot Twice.
-So now you're changing your story.
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-No, l shot Twice after Jim fell.
-You shot Twice and Jim Fell?
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No, Jim fell first,
and then l shot Twice once.
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-Who fired twice?
-Once.
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He's the owner
of the tyre company, Frank.
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Okay.
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Wunce is the owner of the tyre company
and he fired Twice.
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-Then, Twice shot the teller once.
-Twice.
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-And Jim fell and then you fired twice.
-Once.
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Okay, all right,
that'll be all for now, Miss Decker.
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Now, we'll need you to make
a formal statement down at the station.
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-Of course.
-You've been very helpful.
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-We think we know how he did it.
-Howie couldn't have done it.
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He hasn't been in for weeks.
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Well.
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Thank you again, Miss Decker.
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-Weeks?
-Sol Weeks. He's the controller, Frank.
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SaIIy Decker toId a convincing story.
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I thought she wouId make a good
witness if the case ever came to triaI.
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But somehow, something didn't sit right.
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I drove back to PoIice Squad
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to see what Homicide
and the Iab boys had picked up.
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So, Billy, when the moisture in the air
comes in contact with the cold pitcher
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it forms water droplets,
what we call ''condensation.''
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Just like on your mother
when she gets out of the shower,
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glistening with tiny little beads of...
Oh, hi, Frank.
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That'll be all for today, Billy.
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Next week, we'll look into
some interesting experiments
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we can do with discarded swimwear.
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Thanks, Mr Olson. Bye.
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-You come up with anything, Ted?
-Well, we got the coroner's report
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on the depth of penetration
of the bullet in Jim Johnson's body.
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lf the hold-up man
had been where Sally Decker said,
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the bullet should have
penetrated deeper.
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Let me show you what we did.
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These guns are identical
to the one that killed Jim Johnson.
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Watch carefully as l test fire this gun
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into these videotapes
of Barbara Walters interviews.
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As you can see, it completely destroys
the Burt Reynolds interview.
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And everything from
Bo Derek to Paul Newman.
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But only up to the point where Barbara
asks him, ''ls it difficult to love?''
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Now let me show you what happens
when the gun is fired from three feet.
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Which is the distance Sally claimed
the shots were fired from.
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Notice?
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Complete destruction.
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Right up to the point
where she asked Katharine Hepburn
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what kind of tree she'd like to be.
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Our next stop was a neighbourhood
known as LittIe ItaIy.
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A criminaI investigation
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seIdom foIIows a straightforward,
cIear-cut course.
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This one was obviousIy no exception.
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I feIt we had to taIk
with RaIph Twice's widow
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to see how much she knew.
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Please go away. Please go away.
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l don't want to answer
any more of your questions.
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We're sorry to bother you
at a time like this, Mrs Twice.
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We would have come earlier,
but your husband wasn't dead then.
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Ralph was such a good man.
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Who could have done
such a horrible thing?
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Did he owe any money? Doctor bills?
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Gambling debts?
Book-of-the-month club?
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No, nothing.
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Just two more payments
on our solar telescope.
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Oh, poor Ralph.
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Do you know what it's like to be married
to a wonderful man for 1 4 years?
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No, l can't say that l do.
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l did live with a guy once, though,
but that was just for a couple of years.
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Usual slurs, rumours, innuendos,
people didn't understand.
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Ran him out of town
like a common pigmy.
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-Did he have any enemies?
-Well, the Democrats didn't like him.
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Sure, he was a physical education
major, but he had a mind.
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He could think. He wasn't all muscle,
all body, all sinewy limbs.
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He got married, you know, later,
had three kids.
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Never cared for her.
Sent a nice gift, never got a note.
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Now, l know this is a long shot,
but did he ever eat chop suey?
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-Why, no. No, he never did.
-lt was just a hunch.
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l told him she was wrong.
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And that youngest boy,
just like his father, football hero.
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Lived with him for a year.
lt wasn't the same.
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-Can't go back.
-Oh, poor Ralph.
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And what about my daughter?
What am l gonna tell her?
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Yeah, you're gonna have
to tell her something.
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-Tell her he went on a long trip.
-Tell her... Wait a minute.
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How about a big monster came
and took him to Daddy Heaven?
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-Nah.
-What about this?
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He threw himself on a grenade
to save the battalion? Yeah, that's it.
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No, no, wait a minute. He was killed
by left wing insurgents from Paraguay.
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No, Bolivia!
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l got it. l got... He was traded
to the Cubs for Reggie Jackson.
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No further progress was made
in the next 10 hours.
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The foIIowing morning,
I reported back to PoIice Squad.
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About 10:00, SaIIy Decker
dictated a formaI statement.
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She said the hoId-up man had come in
once before, to extort protection money.
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-Something new?
-Nothing.
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-Anything here?
-Not until we get the lab reports.
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l got them right here, Chief.
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Reports on our APB, negative.
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R and l rundown on Twice, negative.
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Fingerprint identification, negative.
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lf he was crooked,
he sure had a lot of people fooled.
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What about the final autopsy report
on Johnson and Twice?
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-They should rest in peace.
-Yeah, anything unusual there?
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Yeah, take a look at that section
on bullet penetration.
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According to this,
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the bullet canals in both bodies
took an upward course.
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And they were standing face to face.
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Just a few feet apart.
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Get me Pete Preussing at Homicide.
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Tell him l want to meet him
and a few of his men
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down at the Acme Credit Union.
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Right away, sir.
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Now, Preussing, move closer, slowly.
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All right, that's it.
This is the approximate distance
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the two men were apart
when the shots were fired.
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Now, McBeen,
you're gonna be the teller.
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Preussing, you're Ralph Twice.
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The tape indicates
the path the bullet took.
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All right.
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Hold-up man enters,
demands money and fires.
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I spent most of the afternoon
trying to determine
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the possibIe angIes from which
the buIIets might have been fired.
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Re-enactment of a crime
in this way can be a heIpfuI tooI
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in a criminaI investigation.
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lf the teller had his back turned
and then the gunman fired...
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A ricochet.
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After severaI hours,
I had some interesting theories,
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but stiII nothing concIusive.
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When my boss caIIed,
I gave him the information,
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but I knew I needed more answers.
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And I had an idea
of where I couId get some.
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-What's the word on the street, Johnny?
-l don't know.
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l hear a lot of things. Pick a topic.
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Do you know anything about the double
killings at the Acme Credit Union?
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You're barking up the wrong tree
with this Ralph Twice.
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He's a good family man
and makes a decent living.
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Wasn't his fault he got fired
from the tyre company.
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But who could predict that Brazil
would cut off the rubber supply?
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They're nationalising
the industry in two weeks,
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so he would have gotten
his job back anyway.
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Now, Sally Decker, that's another story.
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She used to be Joe Surlow's girl
until she got involved in the numbers.
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Before you knew it,
she was up to her pretty little neck
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in penny-ante bunko scams.
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Where do l locate this Surlow?
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He's working at this address.
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Thanks, Johnny.
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What do you know
about life after death?
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l wouldn't know anything about it.
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You talking existential being
or anthropomorphic deity?
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After taking care
of an urgent personaI matter,
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I proceeded directIy to the address
that Johnny had given me.
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It turned out to be
one of those aII-night wicker pIaces.
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SurIow had done some time
years earIier for a minor offence.
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He was one of those guys
who had come up
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through the schooI of hard knocks.
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EventuaIIy, he admitted
that he and SaIIy
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had been Iong-time acquaintances.
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She had come to him recentIy
to ask for money to pay off an oraI debt.
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The orthodontist needed the money.
SurIow had done what he couId for her.
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FortunateIy, he had remembered
the dentist's name,
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Dr Robert Zubatsky.
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Zubatsky's office
was Iocated in Fox Point Heights.
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A fashionabIe area of town
where foreign imports
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and two-martini Iunches
were the order of the day.
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His cIienteIe were the sons
and daughters of the priviIeged.
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I decided it might be a good time
to have my teeth checked.
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Mr Drebin,
Dr Zubatsky will see you now.
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That's the second door
on your left, Mr Drebin.
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You're next, Carl.
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As soon as this impression is complete,
we'll know a lot more, Mr Drebin.
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Are those x-rays ready, Miss Frenzell?
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Yes, Doctor.
Would you like to take a look?
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Yes, l would.
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All right, let's get started, shall we?
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Sally Decker?
Sally Decker. That name rings a bell.
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No, l can't place it.
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Look, l'm telling you, l don't know her.
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All right, l know her.
She was a patient of mine.
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Her lower left quadrant
was all messed up, but so what?
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Okay, okay, now, look
she's a good-looking dame.
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We went out and had laughs,
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a couple of drinks,
but that's the whole story.
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Look, look, l don't need trouble.
l'll cooperate.
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My God, you're an animal!
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l am not an animal!
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l am a human being!
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Zubatsky's information
pointed in the same direction,
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SaIIy Decker.
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The pieces were now coming together,
but they stiII weren't enough.
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We needed something more
for a conviction.
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I stopped back at PoIice Squad
to set the trap.
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When I got to the eIevator,
my boss was aIready on the scene.
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Any luck with the dentist, Frank?
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Sally paid him up in full, one day after
the double killing and theft.
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-How do you know that?
-Went through his files.
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Sally was seeing Zubatsky,
six years, maybe seven.
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Eight times a year. Always in arrears.
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Then suddenly, 24 hours after
the killing, she's paid up in full.
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Well, it looks like she's in this thing
up to her pretty little ears.
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-Was the dentist cooperative?
-Yeah, he gave us plenty of rope.
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Now we have to see if we can get Sally
to stick her head into the noose.
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Yeah.
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HeIIo?
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Hello, Sally, this is Dr Zubatsky.
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I need to taIk to you.
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Sorry, B.Z., we're through.
l paid you in full.
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l made an appointment
with another orthodontist.
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That's right, SaIIy. You did pay me.
I have the money right here.
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Fresh from the mint, traceable.
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You wanna taIk?
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Yeah, okay, you win.
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Half an hour.
Corner of Cherry and Galena.
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What was the phoney phone call about?
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Just socialising.
Talked to our little friend, Sally Decker.
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Outside of the fact
that she paid off the dentist,
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we still have no real proof
and no motive.
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Well, l say dipping into the till
for $1 ,200 is a pretty good motive.
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-Not enough, Frank. We'll need more.
-Don't worry.
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l got a date with her.
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Frank, one thing.
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Now, if you're right,
she's already killed two men.
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You'd better watch your step.
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-Sergeant Drebin!
-Hello, Sally, you waiting for someone?
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l was just about to leave.
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Yeah, that's the trouble with doctors.
They always keep you waiting.
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l don't know what you're talking about.
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Come on over here
and sit down. l'll tell you.
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l've been doing some checking up,
Sally, and it doesn't add up.
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-What do you mean, Lieutenant?
-l don't think that Twice shot Johnson.
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l don't understand.
l was there when it happened.
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l think that you took the money,
to pay your orthodontist.
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-Captain Drebin! That just isn't true.
-You knew it was just a matter of time.
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You knew that,
until the payoff was discovered.
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But that's impossible.
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l haven't ever been involved
in anything so heinous.
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Yeah, that's right.
Sally Decker has no record.
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But Sally was formerly Babs Caltrane.
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Notorious gunrunner in Memphis.
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Only difference is, Babs has red hair.
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And before that, she was a brunette
hit man named Zazu Pitts.
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And before that,
she sang backup for Aretha Franklin.
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All right, Frank, did your research
reveal that l did a stint
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with the marines and reupped?
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No, l can't say that it did.
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SaIIy! SaIIy Decker!
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This is the poIice. You are surrounded.
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Throw down your gun and surrender.
You do not have a chance.
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All right, Sally, you're under arrest.
Sergeant, take her away and book her.
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Sergeant Takeraway. Sergeant Booker.
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Well, that was some pretty fancy
police work, Frank.
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l know you got Sally's record
from R and l,
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but how did you know
she handled the loan office heist?
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-Just a little hunch back at the office.
-Thought so.
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l brought that little hunchback with me.
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-Charlie, come out here.
-Charlie, good going.
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-Hi, Frank.
-Hi, Ed.
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Just got back from the arraignment.
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Sally Decker's gonna have to get
her teeth straightened
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-in the Statesville Prison from now on.
-Good.
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And there'll be plenty of time
to do it, too.
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Got something
on the side of your mouth, Al.
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00:23:14,007 --> 00:23:16,077
No, no, no, the other side.
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You know, Frank,
there's one thing l still don't understand.
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Now, how did you know that the money
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Sally gave to Dr Zubatsky
wasn't traceable?
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-l didn't.
-Yeah?
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But neither did Sally.
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Be sure to tune in next week
for another exciting story
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from the fiIes of Police Squad!
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Police squad! In coIour.
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Starring LesIie NieIsen.
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AIso starring AIan North.
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And Rex HamiIton as Abraham LincoIn.
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Tonight's speciaI guest star,
Georg Stanford Brown.
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Tonight's episode,
A Dangerous Assignment.
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Break it up. Come on.
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Okay, kid.
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When we get the high sign from Martin,
then you take the dive.
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Four, five,
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six, seven,
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eight, nine,
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ten, you're out!
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Mike,
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l think you made a big mistake.
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Cooper, you worry too much.
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l'm sorry, no one's allowed inside.
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No, l'm sorry.
lt's the rules, it's the rules.
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-No entry.
-Press.
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Okay.
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My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin,
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Detective Lieutenant, PoIice Squad,
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a speciaI division of the poIice force.
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I'd just come from the stockyards.
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We'd gotten reports
that hundreds of cows
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had been senseIessIy
sIaughtered in the area.
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But I couIdn't find any evidence.
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I stopped off for a hamburger
and checked in with headquarters.
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There'd been an apparent suicide.
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I went right to the scene.
My boss was aIready there.
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-Ed. What's up?
-Hi, Frank.
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Guard discovered the body
about an hour ago.
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Somebody went in here
right before it happened,
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but the guard's got bad eyes
and he can't make an l.D.
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We're dusting for prints now.
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-What happened?
-Kid named Mike Schultz.
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Set up to look like suicide
but l'm not so sure.
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Why would a boxer
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who just scored
the biggest victory of his career
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go out and commit suicide?
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-Are you thinking murder?
-lt could be.
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Anyone with Schultz after the fight?
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-Just his manager.
-Who's that?
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Some joe named Cooper.
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-Who's this Joe Cooper?
-No, no, it's Sol Cooper.
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He manages half the boxers in town
and they're all on the take.
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-Want me to question him?
-No, no, Frank. No.
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We may be dealing with murder
and corruption here.
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l want you to go undercover.
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I knew that Montague Martin
was one of the few criminaIs
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who stiII tampered
with the outcome of fights.
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My pIan was to find a crooked fighter
and straighten him out.
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Mabel, Mabel, set the table.
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Don't forget the red hot...
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Aren't you Buddy Briggs?
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Yeah.
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-Too bad you lost your last three fights.
-So l had some bad luck. So what?
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Well, maybe you don't have
the right kind of management.
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Don't you think you should
start thinking about that, Buddy?
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-l make a pretty good living.
-Maybe you can make a better one,
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and a cleaner one and a better one.
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-Where's your manager?
-ln the back.
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One of you manage Buddy Briggs?
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-Yeah.
-You gotta be Cooper.
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l hear you own a piece
of just about every boxer in town.
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-Yeah, what's it to you?
-l'm a manager.
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l wanna take over
Buddy Briggs' contract.
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-What are you, some kind of wise guy?
-Yeah, l'm a wise guy
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with a lot of long green.
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You manage Lorne Greene?
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-l'll trade Buddy for Lorne Greene.
-No, no. l mean l got cash.
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-You manage Johnny Cash, too?
-Wait a minute. Who are you?
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Kelly.
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Bob Kelly.
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-Mind if l sit in a few hands?
-Your money's good here.
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Goodyear?
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You got the blimp, too?
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It didn't take Iong for me to see
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that the game was as crooked
as Cooper's smiIe.
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Just you and me, Kelly.
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-l raise you $500.
-Well, that's my kind of action.
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Here's your $500.
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One grand more.
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That's a lot of do-re-mi, Kelly.
l'm out of cash.
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-What about these?
-No dice.
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But there is something else
l'm interested in.
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-What's that?
-Buddy Briggs' contract.
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All right, Kelly.
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What do you got?
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-Full house. Kings over.
-Not so fast, Kelly.
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A straight beats a full house.
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No it doesn't.
A straight beats three of a kind.
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A full house beats a straight.
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-Doesn't a flush beat a straight?
-A straight flush beats everything.
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-Not a royal flush.
-Does a flush beat a full house?
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-A regular flush or a straight flush?
-A flush beats a straight.
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l've played a lot of poker.
A full house beats a straight.
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Maybe so, Kelly.
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But four of us beats one of you.
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All right, l've got an ace in the hole.
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That makes me the winner.
Buddy Briggs belongs to me now.
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But just to make it nice and legal,
l brought along a bill of sale. Sign it.
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You. You witness it.
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You, check for spelling errors.
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All right, Cooper. Get that stuff in there.
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How many ''l's'' in legally?
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You may have a fighter, Kelly,
but you'll never get a fight.
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We got this town sewn up
tighter than a floozy's skirt.
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We'll see about that, Cooper.
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Well, gentlemen,
it's been a nice afternoon.
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Hope we can do it again
some other time.
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l'm free Wednesdays.
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This guy's more trouble than he's worth.
l want him knocked off!
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My pIan was working.
I was now Buddy Briggs' manager.
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But I stiII had no way to connect
Cooper and Martin with the murder.
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I got a caII from OIson.
The Iab had come up with something.
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So you see, Katie,
when l throw this switch,
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the electrical current
from the power source
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is able to continue
its journey to its final destination.
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ln our case, the light bulb.
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-All set then?
-l guess so, Mr Olson.
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Here we go.
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-Hi, Frank. Ed.
-Yeah.
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Why don't you run along now, Katie?
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And next week
remember to bring three things
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from your mother's dresser.
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Thanks, Mr Olson. Bye.
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Anything on the Mike Schultz case?
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The dead boxer?
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-Well, there weren't many clues.
-Any prints?
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No, but we found some whiskers.
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Take a look in here.
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Facial hair.
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-Yep.
-Hair is like fingerprints.
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No two follicles are alike.
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The strand on the left
belongs to Schultz.
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The one on the right
was found near his body.
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So, whoever belongs
to that whisker is our killer.
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-Have you identified him?
-Yes.
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lt belongs to him.
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Luca Burnett was a five-time Ioser
who was working for Montague Martin.
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Now I knew who was responsibIe
for the murder.
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But I needed someone
who wasn't afraid to taIk.
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The next step
was to work on Buddy Briggs.
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-Hi, Buddy.
-What are you doing here?
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-l'm your new manager.
-Look, buster,
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l don't know who you are
or what you're trying to pull,
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-but l work for Cooper.
-Not anymore.
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And you don't go in the tank
anymore either.
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-l don't know what you're talking about.
-All right, Buddy, play it stupid.
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l don't care. You hear me?
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l don't wanna end up dead
in some locker room.
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Now get out!
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Mary.
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Mary, why aren't you at waitress school?
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Mary.
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You've been drinking again,
haven't you?
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-You're a bum!
-Mary.
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The only money you've ever earned
is by throwing fights.
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You're not the man l married.
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-How can you say that?
-Because here's the man l married.
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Mary, l love you.
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l'm trying to give you
all the things you never had.
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A decent home, a decent life,
your own synagogue.
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You're never gonna
give me those things,
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and you know why?
'Cause you got no guts.
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You're scared of Martin and Cooper.
They own you.
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-Nobody owns Buddy Briggs! Nobody!
-Don't lie to me!
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Every big fight
you've ever been in, you've taken a dive.
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And you know what?
You could've been somebody.
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You could've been a contender
instead of a bum,
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which is what you are.
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Muffin.
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Buddy, l'm here to help you.
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Now, do you think
you can beat the Champ?
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-l can take him blindfolded.
-What if he's not blindfolded?
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l can still beat him.
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l believe you.
That's why l won you in the poker game.
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You fight on the up-and-up,
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you'll be able to
look in the mirror and see a winner.
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You've been living
in the dumps too long, pal.
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l'm gonna help you and Mary
get out of this sewer. Come on.
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All right, Buddy,
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now, you meet me tomorrow
at Maury's Bar on Prospect.
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l'm gonna get you a fight
with the Champ.
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-How are you gonna do that?
-You leave that to me.
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Buddy.
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-What'll it be?
-Screwdriver.
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-Anything to drink?
-No, thank you.
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Hey, Kelly.
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Sure are a lot
of photographers here tonight.
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Yeah, l know.
ls Cooper and Martin here?
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Yeah. They're sitting at the table
with a couple of tramps.
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l think it's time to go and meet Mr Big.
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His name's Mr Martin.
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Well...
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Hey, Cooper,
you calling any bluffs lately?
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lf it isn't Mr Kelly.
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lt's the guy l was telling you about,
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the guy who manages
Lorne Greene and Johnny Cash.
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Go powder your noses.
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Listen, smart boy, l own this town.
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You may have a fighter,
but you're never gonna get a fight.
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We'll see about that.
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Roses are red, violets are blue,
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sugar is sweet,
l'm gonna break your face.
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Buddy Briggs could break
every bone in your body.
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Yeah, well, he must be
a pretty good boxer.
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How would you know?
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You never won an honest fight
in your life.
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Take it easy. Nobody wants to get hurt.
Just cool off.
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Why should l?
The only reason you're champ
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is 'cause of guys lying down or dying.
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Let me buy you a drink. We'll talk.
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l wouldn't drink with you, you two-bit,
phoney excuse for a fighter.
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You're just tired,
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-you didn't mean it.
-Forget it.
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''Forget it''?
Nobody says ''forget it'' to me!
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Sorry, buddy, no sax before a fight.
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-Are you nervous?
-Yeah, a bit.
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But l know l can take this guy.
Nothing can stop me tonight.
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-What are you doing here, Martin?
-Get out of here. l've gone straight.
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lf you're smart, you'll go straight
to the canvas in the 12th.
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Forget it.
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-We've got Mary.
-What?
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-You're bluffing.
-Oh, yeah?
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-Mary's scarf!
-You could have gotten that anywhere.
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-How about this?
-Mary's purse!
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-There are millions of purses like that.
-How about this?
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Mary's toaster!
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Oh, my God.
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ln the 12th, Buddy.
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l can't believe it.
l trained to win this fight.
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l can win this fight. Now l gotta lose.
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Buddy, l'll make a deal with you.
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l'll bring back Mary,
you beat the Champ.
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I radioed Hocken to get some men
and meet me at the Arena.
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If I wanted to put Martin
and his monkeys behind bars,
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I had to find Mary, and fast.
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Johnny, l need
some information and fast.
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There's a woman in trouble.
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You mean Mary, the boxer's wife
who was just kidnapped?
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-Right. You know anything about it?
-Maybe l do, maybe l don't.
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She's in big trouble.
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She's being held
by Martin's goon, Luca.
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-What's a ''goonluca''?
-No, Luca Burnett. Martin's henchman.
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Right. Where are they?
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lt's a big city. Could be most anyplace.
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You might wanna try Jim's Gym.
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Thanks, Johnny. l'll be in touch.
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-lt's a bypass operation, Johnny.
-So?
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The guy has a history
of sinus bradycardia.
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l wouldn't know anything about it.
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-You got him on atropine?
-Of course.
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Do a midline thoracotomy,
strip the saphenous vein,
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be careful not to puncture
the myocardium.
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Tonight's main event, 1 5 rounds
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for the Championship of the WorId.
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In this corner, weighing 210 pounds
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in the dark trunks
is the current champion,
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the Champ.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill,
l'm gonna break your face!
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l'm gonna break your face!
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-No! No! No! Help!
-Police squad!
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-You're under arrest!
-No way, Ray!
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All right, Luca,
l've got a gun in your ribs.
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l'm not Luca and those aren't my ribs.
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Eat lead, copper!
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-Mary, you all right?
-Yes.
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So am l.
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-How about now?
-Now?
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Not so good.
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We're about to start the 12th round.
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And remember, Buddy Briggs
has never gone the distance.
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At this point,
I'd say it couId go either way.
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Both men are strong, but tired.
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And one punch couId end it
at any moment.
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One, two,
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-three...
-Mary, Mary.
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Every big fight you've ever been in,
you've taken a dive.
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I'II get you a fight with the Champ
and then maybe you'II be a winner.
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A winner.
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There's no pIace Iike home.
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There's no pIace Iike home.
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Auntie Em!
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And Toto, too! And Toto, too!
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-You'll always be a bum!
-Buddy!
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...six, seven,
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eight, nine...
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-How many fingers do you see?
-Thursday.
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-The winner!
-Yeah, Mary!
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Yeah, Mary!
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Mary! Yeah!
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How do you feel
about the victory, Champ?
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Great! lt's not only
a victory for me, but for all of boxing.
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'Cause l'd like to tell you
about some cheap crooks
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who are trying to ruin the game.
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Montague Martin!
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-Kelly!
-The name is Detective Frank Drebin
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and l'm a boxing fan.
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-What the...
-All right, Martin,
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you've fixed your last fight.
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From now on, the boxers
in this town will lose honestly.
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Buddy! Buddy!
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-Buddy! Buddy!
-Mary!
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-Hi, Ed.
-Hi, Frank.
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-Excuse me.
-Yep.
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Drebin here. Get me Pete Preussing.
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Tell him l'd like the final report
on Martin and Sally Decker.
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Right.
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Looks like we got a new champ, huh?
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Well,
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looks like l can get back to reading
the sport pages now.
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Speaking of sports pages, l see they're
bringing your friend Martin in now.
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You think you're a big man, Drebin,
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but l'm telling you,
l'm gonna beat this rap.
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Don't count on that, Martin.
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Looks like you and your cohorts'll
be doing your boxing
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up at the Statesville Prison from now
on.
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Be sure to tune in next week
for another exciting story
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from the fiIes of Police Squad!
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Police Squad! In coIour.
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Starring LesIie NieIsen.
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AIso starring AIan North.
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And Rex HamiIton as Abraham LincoIn.
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Tonight's speciaI guest star,
Robert GouIet.
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Ready, aim, fire!
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Tonight's episode, A Bird in the Hand.
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Kingsley,
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mind if l dance with my daughter?
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Of course not, Mr Burton.
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You know, Terri,
this song is awfully difficult to dance to.
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Let's get them to play something else.
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Fellows, could you play
something different?
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Make a wish.
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Cake, everyone?
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Terri.
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-Can l talk to you in private?
-Of course.
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Let's go out in the Japanese garden.
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-What is it, Kingsley?
-l just wanted to ask you,
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have you made up your mind
about marrying me yet?
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l need more time.
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But you said you'd give me
an answer by tonight.
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l'm not ready to give you an answer.
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l love you, Terri.
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And l love you, too, Kingsley.
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My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin,
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Detective Lieutenant, PoIice Squad,
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a speciaI division
of the poIice department.
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There had been a recent
wave of murders at the city zoo.
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I was bringing in a suspect
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when I got a caII from headquarters
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about the kidnapping of Terri Burton.
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I headed for the Burton mansion.
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Good evening.
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Evening.
ls this 808 Garboniforus Road?
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-Maple Street?
-Yes, sir, it is.
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l'm from Police Squad.
l'd like to see Captain Hocken.
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Of course, Lieutenant Flebner.
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Drebin. Do come in.
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Her name is Terri Burton.
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Excuse me.
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Frank, l'm glad you're here.
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-What do you got, Ed?
-Nothing so far.
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Nobody's seen or heard anything.
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-ls there a ransom note?
-Yes, the butler found it.
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lt was tied to this window
and thrown into the rock garden.
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l sent the note to the lab.
They're demanding $1 million.
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Why would the lab
demand a million dollars?
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The kidnappers
made the demand, Frank.
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lf you don't mind, Ed,
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l'd like to see
the scene of the abduction.
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Sure, right here.
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The Abduction. Scene one, take three.
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And I Iove you, too, KingsIey.
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Who's the guy?
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His name's Kingsley Addison,
Terri's boyfriend.
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l sent him home, Frank.
He had a nasty bump on the head.
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Would you like to meet the parents
of the kidnapped girl?
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Of course.
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Frank, the pвtй's exquisite.
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Excuse me, Mr And Mrs Burton,
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-Lieutenant Drebin.
-Mr Drebin.
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The feeling is mutual.
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l know this is trying, but we've got
to ask you a few questions.
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By all means.
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Could you tell me,
did your daughter receive any threats
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-on her safety recently?
-No, she didn't.
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This whole thing
came as a total shock to us.
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Hello.
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lt's the kidnappers.
Please, let me speak to my daughter.
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All right, relax. Keep calm.
Norberg, get a tap to the phone.
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-Yes, sir.
-What'll l do?
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Keep the kidnapper on the phone
so we can trace the call. Go ahead.
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Where is my daughter? ls she all right?
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Okay. l understand.
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No, no, please, don't hang up!
Please, don't hurt my daughter.
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l love her so much.
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Terri is safe, isn't she?
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No, don't hang up.
Please don't hang up.
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ls it cold where you are?
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lt's warm here.
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Who do you think will win
the NBA Pacific Division this year?
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Who do l think? l go with L.A.
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They need a little deeper bench,
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but they have
a really strong, solid starting five.
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No, wait!
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lf a train leaves New York
travelling 120 miles an hour
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and another train leaves Pittsburgh
driving 1 15 miles per hour,
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what train do you suppose
will arrive in Chicago first?
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That's right.
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Wait...
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Why do ducks and geese
fly south for the winter?
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Because it takes too long to walk.
Hello?
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Hello?
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-He hung up.
-lt was a tough question.
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Norberg, did you get the tap
on the phone?
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Yes,
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but the kidnapper
wasn't on long enough to get a trace.
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And, Mrs Burton,
what time did the first train leave?
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Just relax.
Everything's going to be all right.
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Mrs Burton, what did he say?
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''Just relax.
Everything's going to be all right.''
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No, the kidnapper.
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He said he'll call us soon
with instructions for the money drop
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and if we don't do what he says,
he'll kill Terri.
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Lieutenant Drebin, what do l do?
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Well, as l understand it,
you're in the textile business.
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l mean, l don't want
the police involved in this.
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Now, we've all got to work together
to capture this kidnapper.
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l'll pay whatever ransom is necessary
to get Terri back.
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No, that'd be giving in to them.
These people are emotionally unstable.
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Had a case like this, similar.
The kidnappers cut the victim's ear off
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and sent it to the family.
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So you see,
you've got to let us help you.
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Not the whole ear, of course.
Just a piece of it.
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And when this whole thing blows over,
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we'll return Terri's ear,
if she's still alive.
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-She's taking it hard.
-Yeah.
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We'd better go, Frank.
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We'll leave Officer Norberg here.
lf you need anything, just ask him.
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-We'll be in touch.
-After we go, l want you to nose around.
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-And keep an eye out for the ear.
-Yes, sir.
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Don't you worry, Mrs Burton.
lf Terri's ear comes, l'll handle it.
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The next day, I decided to taIk
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with the one witness to the kidnapping,
KingsIey Addison.
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KingsIey pIayed basketbaII
every afternoon
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at the Shorwood High SchooI
pIayground.
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I'd taIk to him there.
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-Over here!
-Come on!
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Come on, give it up, give it up, come on!
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Now, now!
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-Kingsley Addison?
-Yeah.
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-l'm Lieutenant Drebin, Police Squad.
-What do you want?
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l'd like to ask you a few questions.
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-About last night?
-That's right. What happened?
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l remember Terri was grabbed.
Then l got hit.
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That's all l remember. Honest.
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Well, l understand
you and Terri were gonna get married.
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Yeah, l wanted to marry her.
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She just hadn't quite made up
her mind yet, that's all.
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Well, it doesn't sound to me
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like you were very sure
Terri was gonna say yes.
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Terri comes from
a large amount of money.
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Do you think you make enough
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to keep her in the lifestyle
she's accustomed to?
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-Of course. l have a job.
-Well, l've done a little checking on that.
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You owe a lot of money
to a lot of people.
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You need more than a job.
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You think l'd marry Terri for her money?
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l didn't say that
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