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00:00:11 Clubbing.
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00:00:13 What used to mean a fun
night out with friends
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00:00:16 has recently involved into
a virtual Louis XIV style orgy.
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00:00:21 The wanton excess popularized
by the court of King Louis
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00:00:25 is running rampant right here in our
very own meat-packing district.
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00:00:29 Not since the 17th century have
we rewarded such hedonism,
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00:00:33 – Such vulgarity
– Megan!
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00:00:34 You're sounding newscaster-y again.
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00:00:37 I am? Crap!
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00:00:39 And I'm confused.
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00:00:40 Weren't you supposed to cover
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00:00:41 an actual club opening?
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00:00:43 Yeah.
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00:00:44 But instead you chose to pitch
a story about clubbing in general
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00:00:48 because...
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00:00:50 you couldn't get into the club.
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00:00:53 Ha ha, dude!
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00:00:54 Ok, it's no big whoop.
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00:00:55 this is a way better story, trust me.
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00:00:59 Nice shower cap, by the way.
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00:01:00 I'm dying my hair red. Wanna know why?
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00:01:04 Because red is bold.
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00:01:05 Red grabs people by the collar,
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00:01:07 and it says, «promote me.
I am ready for greatness».
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00:01:10 It makes me think of Angie Everhart,
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00:01:11 which inevitably leads to porn.
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00:01:13 I have paid my dues, Charlie.
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00:01:15 I've done the coffee runs,
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00:01:17 I've Xeroxed my butt off.
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00:01:19 it is time that I earned some cash
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00:01:20 so I can pay off my Yale loans
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00:01:22 and get started on my real life.
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00:01:23 And if you get this promotion,
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00:01:25 would that mean you could move out of that
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00:01:27 smoky rat trap you call home?
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00:01:29 Huh, welcome to New York, amigo.
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00:01:32 this rat trap costs a fortune.
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00:01:34 And what do you mean by smoky?
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00:01:43 @@/Hey, lady!@@\
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00:01:45 I can see your vajayjay.
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00:01:49 Thank you.
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00:01:52 Great. Now I gotta pee.
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00:02:00 So it stands to reason that Versailles
is the name of popular nightclubs on both coasts.
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00:02:07 Miss Whalen?
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00:02:08 It's just so bright.
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00:02:11 Yeah, well, I just, um, I figured,
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00:02:13 everybody loves Lucille Ball,
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00:02:15 but nobody ever does
anything about it, right?
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00:02:19 Should I continue?
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00:02:20 Actually, I'm going to stop you.
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00:02:21 and not because of the hair,
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00:02:23 although I find it terribly distracting.
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00:02:25 but you seem to have totally
missed the point of the assignment, Megan.
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00:02:28 Well, on the surface, yes.
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00:02:29 There's nothing below the surface,
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00:02:31 and that's what you're not getting.
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00:02:32 This is a tabloid magazine.
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00:02:34 When I ask you to cover a club,
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00:02:35 that means that I want cell phone
pictures of models doing coke,
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00:02:38 of actresses puking up their drinks
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00:02:40 while adopting children
from really sad countries.
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00:02:42 and before you ask, no, I don't want
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00:02:44 the story on the really sad country.
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00:02:46 Sad countries, negative. Okey-dokey.
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00:02:49 So next time...
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00:02:49 There's not going to be a next time.
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00:02:51 You're not getting the promotion, Megan.
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00:02:53 And I'm sorry, but I'm afraid that
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00:02:55 I can't keep you in
your current position.
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00:02:58 Look, you’re a great girl.
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00:02:59 We've worked together for 10 months.
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00:03:00 Please don't cry. Here, take this.
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00:03:02 I'm sorry. You know, it's just...
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00:03:05 my apartment burned down
last night, did I mention that?
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00:03:08 The whole seventh floor, just poof! Gone.
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00:03:11 Yeah, so that happened.
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00:03:13 And now this is happening.
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00:03:14 I'm being fired from a job that
I didn't even want in the first place.
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00:03:17 Not that this isn't a great magazine,
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00:03:19 It's just... it's not the kind
of writing that I should be doing.
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00:03:23 What do you want to write about, she asked,
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00:03:25 while wishing she could return to her own work.
00:03:28
00:03:28 I want to write about people that matter.
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00:03:31 People who are changing the world through art,
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00:03:35 or diplomacy or science.
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00:03:37 I want to write the next great
biography on Hillary Clinton,
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00:03:41 and dedicate it to my daughter.
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00:03:43 You have a daughter?
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00:03:44 My future, hypothetical daughter.
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00:03:46 Which is about as likely as my Hillary interview,
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00:03:49 considering the fact that
I haven't had sex in 2 years,
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00:03:52 and I'm a homeless person with peppermint patty hair.
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00:03:54 Oh, my God, everything is bad!
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00:03:55 Look, here's the thing.
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00:03:58 There are no tracks.
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00:03:59 If you want to write about fancy people,
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00:04:02 you have to travel in fancy people circles.
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00:04:05 Get to know them.
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00:04:06 Get them to trust you.
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00:04:08 Thanks.
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00:04:09 I'll just go right on home
and check out fancyfolks.com
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00:04:13 and see if they have any available internships.
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00:04:15 Or maybe I can help you.
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00:04:18 Have you ever flown private before?
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00:04:25 @@/A dear friend of mine is interviewing
people at her estate in Palm Beach.@@\
00:04:29
00:04:29 @@/I'm not certain what the job entails,@@\
00:04:31
00:04:31 @@/but I'm certain it would change your life.@@\
00:04:33
00:04:33 @@/I know Palm Beach.@@\
00:04:35
00:04:35 @@/It's a little too fabulous for me.@@\
00:04:37
00:04:37 @@/Fabulously fun, wealthy and connected.@@\
00:04:40
00:04:40 @@/I mean, if you get the job, you'd be
mingling with the most important people in the world.@@\
00:04:44
00:04:44 @@/What have you got to lose, Megan?@@\
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00:05:02 Holy molly.
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00:05:17 Megan Smith.
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00:05:20 Fantastic, you’re here.
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00:05:21 Hi, Mrs. Limoges.
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00:05:22 Oh, call me Laurel.
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00:05:24 Solid handshake.
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00:05:26 I like that in a woman.
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00:05:29 You're not afraid of many things, are you, Megan?
00:05:31
00:05:31 Snakes. Oh, and sharks.
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00:05:33 but mainly just those two things.
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00:05:35 Oh, and terrorism.
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00:05:37 So snakes, sharks and terrorism.
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00:05:41 Relax.
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00:05:42 Deborah already warned me
that you were... quirky.
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00:05:48 @@/So have you always lived here?@@\
00:05:50
00:05:50 @@/Oh, no, no, no.@@\
00:05:51
00:05:51 @@/I snatched up this property
about 6 years ago@@\
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00:05:54 @@/when I was going through
my real estate phase.@@\
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00:05:56 I grew up in Hancock, Maine.
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00:05:58 That's where I met my husband.
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00:06:00 Small town girl marries
high school sweetheart.
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00:06:02 Oh, I love that story.
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00:06:05 Yes, it is a good one.
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00:06:07 Right up until the part when
I lost him to cancer.
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00:06:10 We'd only been married for
a few years at that point.
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00:06:12 My daughter never even got to know him.
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00:06:14 You have a daughter?
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00:06:16 Had.
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00:06:18 She and her husband were killed
in a plane crash 10 years ago.
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00:06:22 I know it's a lot of tragedy
to absorb in 20 seconds,
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00:06:25 but just be glad you didn't
have to live through it.
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00:06:28 – I am so sorry.
– Excuse me.
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00:06:31 I'm sorry to interrupt.
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00:06:32 The curator for the museum is on the line.
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00:06:34 He says it's urgent.
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00:06:35 The French always think it's
urgent when it's about them.
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00:06:38 – Give me a second.
– Oh, yeah, right here.
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00:06:41 Bonjour, Aldo.
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00:06:43 @@/The problem, Aldo, is that you've
had my favorite degas on loan for 3 years,@@\
00:06:47
00:06:47 @@/and now you want my Matisse.@@\
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00:06:49 I know I agreed,
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00:06:51 and you agreed to write
a check for my foundation,
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00:06:53 which I have yet to receive.
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00:07:00 So...
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00:07:02 you, uh, collect art?
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00:07:05 I dabble in everything.
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00:07:07 but I only commit to things that truly matter.
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00:07:10 Which brings me to why you're here.
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00:07:13 My dear husband left me
a small cosmetics company,
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00:07:15 which I turned into a large cosmetics empire.
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00:07:19 My daughter left me 2 grandchildren,
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00:07:21 Rose and Sage.
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00:07:23 Beautiful names, excellent spices.
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00:07:26 It's like I have tourettes.
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00:07:28 They're delightful teenagers.
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00:07:30 Strong wills and good hearts.
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00:07:32 But their grades are lousy.
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00:07:34 They need a proper tutor,
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00:07:36 someone who can keep their GPA up
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00:07:37 and ultimately land them 2 spots at Duke.
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00:07:41 You want me to be their tutor?
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00:07:43 I've gone through 3 already,
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00:07:45 but none of them had
your academic background.
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00:07:47 I think that's going to
make all the difference.
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00:07:48 Oh, I'm sure that it would.
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00:07:49 It's just, um, after talking to Deborah,
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00:07:52 I assumed that I would be working for you.
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00:07:54 You will be working for me.
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00:07:55 Right. Here's the thing...
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00:07:57 I've never taught anyone anything.
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00:07:59 – I'm a writer.
– I know.
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00:08:01 The girls are in school most of the day.
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00:08:03 That time is yours.
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00:08:04 If you want to write, write.
No one's going to stop you.
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00:08:07 You'll have a room of your
own and a car at your disposal.
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00:08:10 I'll give you 1,500 a week.
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00:08:13 And if you succeed in getting them into Duke,
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00:08:15 I'll cover the remainder of your college loans.
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00:08:20 So what do you say, Megan?
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00:08:22 Are you in?
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00:08:25 I'm in!
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00:08:27 Good.
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00:08:28 Then it's time to meet the girls.
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00:08:54 Uh, good morning.
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00:09:04 Sage, get up. I think you just tased our new tutor!
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00:09:34 Poor Rumer Willis.
She'll never wears it better.
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00:09:39 Try not to drool on the table,
honey. It's from France.
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00:09:44 Ah, here you go.
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00:09:46 Have some of my coffee.
You'll feel good as new.
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00:09:49 No offense, person I don't know,
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00:09:50 but I just got tased.
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00:09:52 I don't think coffee's going to...
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00:09:55 That's not coffee.
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00:09:57 That's something only God can make.
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00:09:59 Thank you.
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00:10:00 Just for that, you'll be one
of the first hundred people
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00:10:01 I invite to my cafe when it opens.
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00:10:03 after my indentured servitude
here is complete, that is.
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00:10:06 Marco Giordani, personal chef to
Madame Limoges and the wicked stepchildren.
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00:10:10 I'm...
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00:10:11 You're Megan. Tutor. I know.
00:10:13
00:10:13 Can you see me in this suit?
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00:10:15 Yeah, the color, maybe not,
but the cut to die, right?
00:10:17
00:10:17 Um, yeah.
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00:10:18 I'm going to see if I can
get my tailor to copy it
00:10:20
00:10:20 for the first event of the season.
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00:10:21 It's only a few days away.
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00:10:24 Oh, I'm sorry.
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00:10:25 Do you know what the season is?
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00:10:27 A series of charity ball events
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00:10:28 hosted by the rich and famous
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00:10:30 whose proceeds go to the poor and miserable.
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00:10:31 Ooh, bitchy. I love it.
00:10:34
00:10:34 But how'd you know?
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00:10:36 Let's just say I'm familiar with the area.
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00:10:40 Hi, you must be Megan.
00:10:42
00:10:42 Look, we are so sorry...
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00:10:44 Where are the raspberries?
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00:10:46 It's just that everybody knows
not to come in our room before noon,
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00:10:48 so Sage, she was just
being safe by shooting you.
00:10:51
00:10:51 Oh, well...
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00:10:52 can't argue with safety. Um, I'm Megan.
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00:10:55 Your grandmother hired me to...
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00:10:57 We know who you are. And P.S.,
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00:10:59 I puke cuter than that outfit you're wearing.
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00:11:02 Sage, be nice.
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00:11:03 I am. Constructive criticism
saves lives, Marco.
00:11:07
00:11:07 Oh, also we're under strict orders
from our photographer to get 11 hours of sleep a night.
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00:11:10 Otherwise we would have gotten up earlier to meet you.
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00:11:12 Your photographer?
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00:11:14 Rose and Sage have a photo shoot
coming up for ocean view magazine.
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00:11:17 It's a very big deal. In fact,
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00:11:19 why don't you girls show
Megan the wardrobe choices?
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00:11:21 Versace provided the gowns.
00:11:23
00:11:23 Or we could go over the books you girls read.
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00:11:25 Your grandmother gave me your reading list.
00:11:27
00:11:27 Oh, no, we didn't read any.
00:11:28
00:11:28 But we only had to read one,
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00:11:29 so technically, we just didn't read one,
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00:11:31 which is a lot better than
not reading all of them, right?
00:11:33
00:11:34 Right.
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00:11:35 Okey dokey.
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00:11:37 Uh, well, school starts in 5 days.
00:11:39
00:11:39 and I noticed one of the choices
was the Great Gatsby,
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00:11:42 which happens to be one of my favorites.
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00:11:44 So, um, 9 chapters, 3 a day.
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00:11:47 Two in the morning, one in the afternoon.
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00:11:48 Leave the evening for discussion.
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00:11:50 And then day 4, we'll construct
a thesis for each of you,
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00:11:52 so when you get back to school,
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00:11:53 you'll be ahead of the curve.
00:11:55
00:11:56 Did she say okey dokey?
00:11:58
00:11:58 Ok. All right.
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00:11:59 I... I'm really liking this plan. All right.
00:12:02
00:12:02 What do you say you girls grab your books
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00:12:04 and meet me in the library in 4.2 minutes?
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00:12:08 Go team Baker. Whoo!
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00:12:22 The «whoo» killed it. Next time, no «whoo».
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00:12:26 Ooh. Look at you with all the waiting.
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00:12:28 It's so cute. They left.
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00:12:30 They left? But...
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00:12:32 Calm down, honey.
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00:12:33 We'll be back.
Besides, this is Palm Beach.
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00:12:36 Live a little.
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00:12:54 I love you, car.
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00:13:26 Charlie?
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00:13:27 @@/Hey, how did it go
with the whole clubbing pitch?@@\
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00:13:29 Oh, it went well... ish.
00:13:31
00:13:31 @@/So were you out all night celebrating?@@\
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00:13:33 Not exactly.
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00:13:35 Um, I didn't actually get that job,
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00:13:37 but Deborah recommended me for another
position that I did wind up getting.
00:13:41
00:13:41 @@/Oh, I want to hear all about it.@@\
00:13:42
00:13:42 @@/Let me call you when I get out of work, ok?@@\
00:13:44
00:13:44 Yeah, yeah, sure, sure, but could you
do me a favor before you hang up?
00:13:48
00:13:48 Could you take my order?
00:13:50
00:13:51 Holy crap!
00:13:53
00:13:54 Look at you, your hair!
00:13:55
00:13:55 What are you doing here?!
00:13:56
00:13:56 Uh, well, officially,
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00:13:59 I am the new tutor for 16-year-old billionaires
00:14:01
00:14:02 Rose and Sage Baker. And unofficially,
00:14:04
00:14:04 I am dying for a chowder bowl.
00:14:06
00:14:06 You work for the evil Baker twins?
How did that happen?
00:14:09
00:14:09 Well, they're not evil.
I mean, yes, they did tase me,
00:14:12
00:14:12 but, uh, that was more of
a precautionary measure.
00:14:15
00:14:15 Oh, but their grandmother is amazing.
00:14:17
00:14:17 She might be my newest mentor.
00:14:19
00:14:19 I mean, maybe. It's kind of soon to tell.
00:14:21
00:14:21 But either way,
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00:14:23 It's, um, it's a pretty sweet deal
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00:14:24 considering the fact that
I have no other options.
00:14:27
00:14:27 Yeah, my job comes with a hairnet.
00:14:29
00:14:29 I don't judge.
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00:14:32 Does your dad know you're back?
00:14:33
00:14:34 Uh, well, technically, I'm not back.
00:14:36
00:14:36 I mean, yes, I'm back in the state,
00:14:37
00:14:37 but states are awfully large.
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00:14:39 And it's not like I'm going
to be running into pops
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00:14:40 at the bath and tennis club.
00:14:42
00:14:42 So he doesn't know,
not telling him. Got it.
00:14:45
00:14:45 But if I run into him...
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00:14:46 – Charlie, no.
– Ok.
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00:14:50 Ooh, the girls are back. I gotta go.
00:14:52
00:14:52 It's just, I see him around all the time.
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00:14:54 And your sister.
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00:14:55 Oh, my God, Charlie,
please do not tell Lily.
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00:14:58 I can't even deal with that right now.
00:15:00
00:15:00 So you want me to lie to your whole family?
00:15:02
00:15:02 Omission. Just lie by omission.
00:15:05
00:15:05 Oh, and if you start feeling guilty,
00:15:06
00:15:06 – remember the key point.
– Which is?
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00:15:09 I'm not back.
00:15:11
00:15:24 Do not text him!
00:15:26
00:15:26 I'm not. I was just checking
to see if he was texting me.
00:15:29
00:15:29 We don't care if he's texting you.
00:15:30
00:15:30 We're over him, remember?
00:15:32
00:15:32 He hurt you once. He's lucky
I didn't run him over with my car.
00:15:35
00:15:36 But if you give him the chance to
hurt you again, then I'll have to kill him.
00:15:39
00:15:39 Which means I'll wind up in prison,
00:15:40
00:15:40 which means we'll never get to
have another pink berry moment together.
00:15:43
00:15:43 Oh, I love our pink berry moments!
00:15:45
00:15:45 What's a pink berry moment?
00:15:47
00:15:47 A conversation you weren't invited to.
00:15:50
00:15:50 Okey dokey.
00:15:52
00:15:52 Well, what do you say we hit the books?
00:15:54
00:15:54 The roaring twenties await.
00:15:55
00:15:55 Well, they'll have to wait a little longer.
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00:15:57 We still have 40 more minutes left of core work.
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00:15:59 Ok, look, I'm not gonna play this game.
00:16:02
00:16:02 You have a book to read,
00:16:03
00:16:03 and it's my job to make sure you read it.
00:16:05
00:16:05 So, Jay Gatsby,
00:16:07
00:16:07 – Daisy Buchanan
– are doomed,
00:16:08
00:16:08 'cause Daisy's a gold digger and Gatsby's
a scam artist who's probably gay anyway.
00:16:12
00:16:12 Big who cares.
00:16:13
00:16:15 I take it you did read the book.
00:16:17
00:16:17 I skimmed a few pages, and it's
obvious the guy's a closet case.
00:16:20
00:16:20 Interesting theory.
00:16:21
00:16:21 Man does own a lot of shirts.
00:16:23
00:16:23 But, you know, you might want...
00:16:24
00:16:25 Let's talk about fun stuff.
00:16:26
00:16:26 Like our very own Megan Smith.
00:16:28
00:16:28 Graduated Yale with a B.A. in English Lit.
00:16:31
00:16:31 Thesis topic, phallic imagery
00:16:33
00:16:33 in the early works of James Joyce.
00:16:35
00:16:35 I take it you googled me.
00:16:37
00:16:37 Oh, we tried, but you weren't very Google-able.
00:16:39
00:16:40 You didn't even have any web images.
00:16:41
00:16:41 I know, I know, it's something I aspire to.
00:16:44
00:16:44 What about boyfriends? What about 'em?
00:16:46
00:16:46 Ever had any, or is it also
something you aspire to?
00:16:50
00:16:50 I had one, freshman year in college.
00:16:52
00:16:52 But it turned out he was more
interested in my sister Lily than me.
00:16:56
00:16:56 Your sister stole your boyfriend?
00:16:57
00:16:58 Sort of. But that's not important.
00:16:59
00:17:00 Oh, that is the most tragic
thing I've ever heard!
00:17:02
00:17:02 That's even worse than when Max threw a sheep
at me on the same day that he threw a groundhog at Melissa.
00:17:06
00:17:07 Ok, first of all, it wasn't a sheep, it was a ham,
00:17:08
00:17:09 And second, Max is a douche bag.
00:17:11
00:17:11 A douche bag who doesn't deserve me.
00:17:13
00:17:13 No.
00:17:14
00:17:15 You guys are so lucky.
00:17:18
00:17:18 I would kill to have the relationship
with Lily that you guys have.
00:17:21
00:17:21 It's really rare.
00:17:23
00:17:24 Almost as rare as the love between Gatsby and Daisy.
00:17:28
00:17:28 Um, have you guys ever heard of flappers?
00:17:31
00:17:31 Our friend Madison wore a flapper
dress to semi-formal last year.
00:17:35
00:17:35 Tacky, tacky, tacky.
00:17:37
00:17:57 Oh, room.
00:17:58
00:17:59 I may love you even more than car.
00:18:01
00:18:07 How's it going with my girls?
00:18:09
00:18:09 Oh, great.
00:18:10
00:18:10 We're just finishing the book.
00:18:11
00:18:12 Well, actually, we're starting it.
00:18:13
00:18:13 And then we'll finish it.
There's a whole plan in place.
00:18:16
00:18:17 Well, that's fine.
00:18:18
00:18:18 But I hope you realize you're
not being graded on your lesson plan.
00:18:21
00:18:22 Thank you.
00:18:22
00:18:22 You're being graded on their grades.
00:18:24
00:18:24 How they achieve that «A»
is of little importance to me.
00:18:27
00:18:27 Or was I not clear about that?
00:18:29
00:18:29 No. Uh, no, you were.
00:18:31
00:18:31 Um, it makes sense.
00:18:32
00:18:32 Good.
00:18:33
00:18:33 Fantastic.
00:18:35
00:18:36 Well, I'm off to adjust the seating
arrangement for the fundraiser Saturday night.
00:18:40
00:18:40 As if I didn't have enough to worry about,
00:18:41
00:18:41 My coordinator decided to seat
governor crist next to Nancy Pelosi!
00:18:45
00:18:46 Can you imagine?
00:18:47
00:18:47 I can't imagine how you stay
sane with all you have to do every day.
00:18:51
00:18:52 It's just the appearance of
sanity that counts, my dear.
00:18:55
00:18:55 Remember that.
00:18:57
00:19:10 @@/Notes on Laurel Limoges.
Appearance is everything.@@\
00:19:14
00:19:18 Hey, Marco, have you seen the... you're not Marco.
00:19:21
00:19:22 What gave it away?
00:19:23
00:19:24 Heh. I'm sorry, I'm new here,
00:19:25
00:19:25 So I don't know all the help yet.
00:19:26
00:19:26 And I just called you the help.
00:19:28
00:19:28 Which sounds really awful,
but since I'm the help, too,
00:19:31
00:19:31 Maybe it's less bad?
00:19:32
00:19:32 Well, it depends.
Who are you helping?
00:19:34
00:19:34 Oh, um, I'm sorry, I'm Megan Smith.
00:19:35
00:19:35 I'm the new tutor for Rose and Sage.
00:19:37
00:19:37 Will Davis, omelet taster.
00:19:39
00:19:39 They have people here
specifically to taste...
00:19:41
00:19:41 To taste omelets.
00:19:42
00:19:42 Oh, absolutely.
00:19:43
00:19:43 If Laurel even smells
a bad egg, it's over.
00:19:45
00:19:45 She has an incredibly
sensitive olfactory system.
00:19:48
00:19:48 You're not an omelet taster.
00:19:49
00:19:49 No? How can you be so sure?
00:19:51
00:19:51 I mean, there are people in this town
00:19:52
00:19:52 Who remove toe fat for a living.
00:19:53
00:19:54 Do you know why?
00:19:55
00:19:55 Because you can't
have a pudgy pinky
00:19:56
00:19:56 sticking out of a Jimmy Choo.
00:19:58
00:19:58 Well, well, I see you've met our neighbor.
00:20:00
00:20:03 So, you're the neighbor?
00:20:05
00:20:05 Will likes to stop by every now and again
00:20:07
00:20:07 to taste my new recipes.
00:20:09
00:20:09 This guy is an unbelievable chef.
00:20:10
00:20:11 He's the best in Palm Beach.
00:20:12
00:20:12 Ah, that's very nice.
00:20:14
00:20:14 Did Megan tell you that
she's an aspiring writer?
00:20:17
00:20:17 Oh... really?
00:20:19
00:20:19 That's cool. You should meet my dad.
00:20:20
00:20:21 He used to run random house before
he started his own publishing company.
00:20:23
00:20:23 Really? Well, I would love to meet your dad.
00:20:26
00:20:26 I mean, I should probably work with the girls first,
00:20:28
00:20:28 Well, I didn't mean now.
00:20:29
00:20:29 He's in Rome.
00:20:31
00:20:31 Right. Ok, good.
00:20:32
00:20:32 Yes, well then, when Rome is done,
00:20:35
00:20:35 your dad and I will split a bagel.
00:20:37
00:20:37 Has anyone seen Rose and Sage?
00:20:39
00:20:39 Oh, they left for their photo
shoot over an hour ago, honey.
00:20:40
00:20:40 Crap.
00:20:41
00:20:41 You know what, maybe I'll
just go down there.
00:20:43
00:20:43 I mean, there’s gotta be some down time.
00:20:45
00:20:46 Oh. You know
00:20:47
00:20:47 that there's no way that those
girls are going to do homework
00:20:48
00:20:48 in the middle of their
first photo shoot, right?
00:20:50
00:20:50 Well, they would if they
cared about their grades,
00:20:52
00:20:52 which, of course,
00:20:54
00:20:54 they don't, because how lame is that, right?
00:20:56
00:20:56 Look, they'll be back soon enough.
00:20:58
00:20:58 In the meantime, why don't you let me
00:20:59
00:21:00 show you around your new neighborhood?
00:21:02
00:21:02 Might help you take your mind off things.
00:21:05
00:21:18 Technically, this exhibit isn't
open to the public until tomorrow,
00:21:21
00:21:21 but I was able to pull a few strings, and...
00:21:24
00:21:24 You are not listening to
a word I'm saying, are you?
00:21:27
00:21:27 I'm sorry.
00:21:27
00:21:27 I, um, I'm just really worried about the time.
00:21:30
00:21:30 I know you may think my job is stupid,
00:21:32
00:21:32 but I don't have a trust fund to fall back on.
00:21:34
00:21:35 Just because I have a trust fund
00:21:35
00:21:36 doesn't mean I don't plan on working.
00:21:37
00:21:37 Well, your dad...
00:21:38
00:21:38 Oh, that's cool.
00:21:39
00:21:39 I guess you're broke,
00:21:40
00:21:40 so you can make all kinds
of assumptions about me,
00:21:42
00:21:42 But if I were to do that you...
00:21:44
00:21:44 You know what...
00:21:45
00:21:45 You're right.
00:21:47
00:21:47 I'm sorry.
00:21:49
00:21:49 It's fine.
00:21:50
00:21:51 So what do you want to do?
00:21:53
00:21:53 For work, I mean.
00:21:55
00:21:57 You want to be Muhammad Ali?
00:22:00
00:22:00 Sports photography.
00:22:02
00:22:02 It's crazy competitive,
00:22:03
00:22:03 and it's pretty lucrative, too.
00:22:05
00:22:05 But that's not why I like it.
00:22:06
00:22:06 Why do you like it?
00:22:08
00:22:08 'Cause it's all about instinct.
00:22:10
00:22:10 You take action, or you miss the moment.
00:22:14
00:22:14 And that's it. When it's over, it's over.
00:22:15
00:22:16 There's no do-overs.
00:22:18
00:22:18 Yeah, I tend to miss my moments.
00:22:20
00:22:20 More of a stewer than a doer,
00:22:22
00:22:23 as my dad would say.
00:22:24
00:22:25 Yeah? What does your dad do?
00:22:26
00:22:26 Um, drinks too much. Wallows in the past.
00:22:29
00:22:29 You know, fun stuff like that.
00:22:31
00:22:31 Are you close with him?
00:22:32
00:22:32 Not really.
00:22:34
00:22:34 You close with your dad?
00:22:35
00:22:36 Not really.
00:22:38
00:22:40 Look at that...
00:22:41
00:22:42 Something in common.
00:22:43
00:22:46 Hello?
00:22:47
00:22:48 Sage, are you ok?
00:22:50
00:22:51 Wait, what's wrong?
00:22:52
00:22:53 Ok, ok, I'm on my way. I'm on my way.
00:22:56
00:22:57 To be continued.
00:22:58
00:23:05 Megan, thank God you're here.
00:23:07
00:23:07 Whoa, that's not a gown.
00:23:08
00:23:09 What's going on? What's wrong?
00:23:10
00:23:10 We need your signature. Apparently
being under 18 is like a thing to these people.
00:23:14
00:23:14 That's the life or death situation?
00:23:16
00:23:17 What am I signing?
00:23:18
00:23:18 It's just a waiver.
Rose forgot to give it to Laurel.
00:23:20
00:23:20 Um, hello?
00:23:21
00:23:22 Yes, our guardian's here,
and she's clearly over 21.
00:23:24
00:23:25 You can check her license if you want.
00:23:27
00:23:27 They were supposed to get
a signature from their mother.
00:23:29
00:23:29 Grandmother. Our mother is dead,
thank you very much.
00:23:32
00:23:32 Feeling stupid yet?
00:23:33
00:23:33 I'm sorry.
00:23:34
00:23:34 Their grandmother was
supposed to sign the form
00:23:35
00:23:36 before they showed up.
00:23:37
00:23:37 Ok. Why didn't you just call Laurel?
00:23:39
00:23:40 I tried like 5 times
and she won't pick up.
00:23:42
00:23:42 But it doesn't matter,
'cause all we need is someone over 21
00:23:44
00:23:44 who's responsible for us.
It's no big deal.
00:23:47
00:23:49 Ok, uh...
00:23:51
00:23:52 You know,
00:23:53
00:23:53 I really don't... I don't feel
comfortable doing this.
00:23:56
00:23:56 I'm not technically their guardian,
00:23:57
00:23:57 I'm just the tutor.
00:23:58
00:23:58 – It doesn't matter.
– Well, maybe it does.
00:24:00
00:24:00 Legally speaking.
Not that I'm a lawyer.
00:24:01
00:24:01 Are you... are you a lawyer?
00:24:03
00:24:03 – No.
– Ok.
00:24:05
00:24:05 No lawyers here, so... Ow! Oh!
00:24:07
00:24:07 What are you doing?
00:24:09
00:24:09 Sage, this outfit is a little much.
00:24:11
00:24:11 I mean, the girls are out to play.
00:24:13
00:24:13 Maybe you could just ask
them to wear something else.
00:24:15
00:24:15 I mean, I don't think they'll mind.
00:24:17
00:24:17 Look... I just don't want you to
do anything that you're going to regret.
00:24:20
00:24:20 Ok, people, that's a wrap.
00:24:22
00:24:22 What? Oh...
00:24:23
00:24:23 That's a wrap.
00:24:24
00:24:24 The only person that's going
to regret this moment is you.
00:24:28
00:24:40 Cut the girl some serious orphan slack, and I do.
00:24:42
00:24:42 I do. I feel bad for her.
00:24:43
00:24:46 I also feel like giving her a giant wedgie.
00:24:48
00:24:48 Is that wrong?
00:24:50
00:24:50 Just because she had something bad happen to her...
00:24:52
00:24:52 ...doesn't give her the right to be a total bitch.
00:24:55
00:24:55 Your mom left you when you were 7.
00:24:57
00:24:57 Yeah, but not by dying.
00:24:59
00:24:59 By choice.
00:25:00
00:25:00 Which I used to think was worse,
00:25:01
00:25:01 but now I'm not so sure.
00:25:04
00:25:04 And they didn't just lose their mother.
00:25:05
00:25:06 They lost both of their parents.
00:25:08
00:25:08 I'd be angry, too.
00:25:09
00:25:09 I wouldn't be a slutty ho-Bag,
00:25:10
00:25:11 but I'd be pissed.
00:25:12
00:25:12 Just do their homework, collect your paycheck,
00:25:15
00:25:15 and get some of your own writing done.
00:25:17
00:25:17 It's not your job to save these girls.
00:25:19
00:25:20 I am not trying to save them.
00:25:22
00:25:23 Ok, maybe I'm trying to save them a little.
00:25:27
00:25:27 But not in the Woody Allen
hooker saving kind of way.
00:25:30
00:25:31 These girls are smart.
00:25:32
00:25:32 I mean, they could do so much
more with their lives than they realize.
00:25:36
00:25:36 No one's really looking out for 'em.
00:25:38
00:25:38 They got drivers and trainers.
00:25:41
00:25:41 No one who actually cares.
00:25:44
00:25:45 If I can help them live up to their full potential,
00:25:47
00:25:47 what's wrong with that?
00:25:49
00:25:49 I mean, maybe they need me.
00:25:51
00:25:52 If you're just using them for
their connections, that's cool.
00:25:54
00:25:54 I'm not using them.
00:25:56
00:26:01 Am I?
00:26:02
00:26:04 I don't know.
00:26:07
00:26:10 This wasn't the plan.
00:26:12
00:26:14 The plan just, it fell apart,
00:26:17
00:26:17 and I'm just trying to hold it together.
00:26:19
00:26:19 And you're making me feel
like a really bad person.
00:26:23
00:26:23 I'm sorry.
00:26:25
00:26:26 It's ok.
00:26:27
00:26:28 Hey, C.K.
00:26:29
00:26:30 I hear Fergie's coming to town next weekend.
00:26:31
00:26:32 You going?
00:26:32
00:26:32 I'm thinking' about it, yeah.
00:26:34
00:26:34 Cool. Maybe I'll see you there.
00:26:37
00:26:40 Oh, my God.
00:26:42
00:26:42 That girl totally just hit on you!
00:26:43
00:26:44 What if I was your girlfriend?
00:26:45
00:26:45 Well, you're not.
00:26:46
00:26:46 She doesn't know that.
00:26:47
00:26:47 C.K., Mr. I'm thinking' about it.
00:26:50
00:26:51 Since when do you have moves?
00:26:54
00:26:54 Ugh, everyone changes but me.
00:26:56
00:26:56 That is not true. You've changed.
00:26:59
00:26:59 You used to be the most
focused person I knew.
00:27:03
00:27:03 Goal-oriented, super motivated and ambitious.
00:27:07
00:27:07 But now you're all over the place.
00:27:10
00:27:10 Well, is that a good thing or a bad thing?
00:27:13
00:27:14 I think it's both.
00:27:16
00:27:40 Rose?
00:27:41
00:27:41 Oh, hey.
00:27:43
00:27:43 Sorry for stalking.
00:27:44
00:27:45 I just wanted to say thank you.
00:27:47
00:27:47 Um, I couldn't before because, obviously.
00:27:51
00:27:51 Sage would beat you?
00:27:52
00:27:53 She's really not as tough as she acts.
00:27:55
00:27:55 No, but I was glad that
you came and took over,
00:27:58
00:27:58 because I had seen that
photographer's work before,
00:28:00
00:28:01 and I just... I sort of just had this feeling
00:28:03
00:28:03 it might go down that way.
00:28:05
00:28:07 You didn't forget to give Laurel that form.
00:28:11
00:28:11 Rose, you don't have to do
everything your sister wants.
00:28:13
00:28:13 You know that, right?
00:28:14
00:28:15 Oh, no, no, it's not like that at all.
00:28:17
00:28:17 I mean, it is, but it's not
because I'm scared of her.
00:28:22
00:28:22 I mean, I am, kind of, but...
00:28:24
00:28:25 that's not the main reason.
00:28:26
00:28:26 So what's the main reason?
00:28:29
00:28:31 I don't want to make her sad.
00:28:33
00:28:33 'Cause if I told her that I didn't want to do
00:28:36
00:28:36 the things that she wanted to do,
00:28:38
00:28:38 it'd be like I was judging her.
00:28:41
00:28:41 Ok.
00:28:42
00:28:42 But what do you want to do?
00:28:45
00:28:47 I want to get into Duke.
00:28:49
00:28:51 I think my mom would have been...
00:28:53
00:28:53 ...pretty psyched if that happened.
00:28:55
00:28:55 Ok.
00:28:56
00:28:56 Well, then we are going to get you into Duke.
00:28:59
00:28:59 But you gotta read that book first.
00:29:01
00:29:01 Oh, I just did, and I cannot believe
00:29:02
00:29:02 that Daisy just left Gatsby like that.
00:29:05
00:29:05 I mean, seriously, how do you just...
00:29:06
00:29:06 ...walk away from someone
that you supposedly love?
00:29:10
00:29:10 People do that all the time.
00:29:12
00:29:13 I... I did that to my sister.
00:29:16
00:29:16 Yeah, but that's because she stole your boyfriend.
00:29:18
00:29:18 That's totally different.
00:29:20
00:29:20 True. But it, you know,
00:29:22
00:29:22 she could have maybe just done that
00:29:24
00:29:24 to get back at me.
00:29:26
00:29:26 Get back at you for what?
00:29:28
00:29:29 For leaving her alone with our sad dad.
00:29:32
00:29:32 Our mom kind of took off when we were kids,
00:29:34
00:29:34 and he sucked at being a human being after that.
00:29:38
00:29:38 I... I couldn't wait to leave home,
00:29:41
00:29:41 and I didn't really think twice
00:29:43
00:29:43 about what that would mean for Lily.
00:29:46
00:29:47 But you had to go to college.
00:29:49
00:29:49 I mean, come on, you couldn't not go to Yale
00:29:52
00:29:52 just to hang out with your sister, right?
00:29:53
00:29:54 Yeah. That's what I tell myself.
00:29:57
00:29:57 But let me ask you this...
00:29:58
00:29:59 If you got into Duke and Sage didn't,
00:30:02
00:30:02 would you go?
00:30:04
00:30:07 You have to get us both in, ok?
00:30:09
00:30:09 Ok.
00:30:10
00:30:11 Megan, Laurel would like to see you downstairs.
00:30:15
00:30:17 Come in, come in.
00:30:19
00:30:19 Can I get you something?
00:30:21
00:30:21 You're totally fired.
00:30:23
00:30:23 Clearly, my granddaughter is upset.
00:30:26
00:30:28 I thought that was serious.
00:30:29
00:30:29 No, no, no. You are fired,
00:30:31
00:30:31 but that's not the way we let someone go.
00:30:33
00:30:33 Um, I'm not sure that I understand.
00:30:35
00:30:35 Sage was looking to work with you this evening,
00:30:37
00:30:37 but apparently, you were nowhere to be found.
00:30:39
00:30:39 True or false?
00:30:41
00:30:42 I mean, technically, it's true-ish.
00:30:44
00:30:44 But I mean, if you let me explain...
00:30:45
00:30:45 No need.
00:30:46
00:30:46 It's simply not a good fit.
00:30:49
00:30:50 Your flight leaves in the morning.
00:30:51
00:30:51 Marco will fix you a treat to
take with you on the plane.
00:30:54
00:30:54 Which is awfully nice of us, considering.
00:30:57
00:30:57 Considering what? Megan...
00:30:59
00:30:59 No, excuse me, Laurel, but I'm talking to Sage.
00:31:02
00:31:02 You clearly have no idea what's
going on with your family.
00:31:05
00:31:05 Unless you wanted your only granddaughters
00:31:06
00:31:07 to be photographed looking like underage
porn stars for the entire Palm Beach community to enjoy.
00:31:12
00:31:12 Maybe next time you'll pick up the phone when they call.
00:31:15
00:31:15 Considering what?
00:31:16
00:31:17 Ugh, forget it.
00:31:18
00:31:18 No, don't stop now.
00:31:19
00:31:20 You're running' the show, aren't you?
00:31:21
00:31:21 I mean, you decide what happens to me,
what happens to Rose.
00:31:25
00:31:25 But with great power comes great responsibility.
00:31:27
00:31:28 Shout out to Uncle Ben.
00:31:29
00:31:30 So if you're going to make all the decisions,
00:31:31
00:31:31 you better understand the consequences.
00:31:34
00:31:34 You don't care about school, that’s fine.
00:31:36
00:31:36 Want to do the whole wasted heiress routine?
00:31:38
00:31:38 Good for you. It's a little played out,
00:31:40
00:31:40 but clearly, nobody is going to stop you.
00:31:42
00:31:42 However, you might want to consider your sister
00:31:45
00:31:45 before you drag her down the sorry path
00:31:47
00:31:47 that you are so hell-bent on cruising.
00:31:50
00:31:50 You can take it.
00:31:52
00:31:52 But I'm not so sure Rose can.
00:31:55
00:31:58 Oh, and...
00:31:59
00:32:00 Uncle Ben is Spiderman’s uncle, not mine.
00:32:02
00:32:02 Just... I want to make that clear.
00:32:05
00:32:16 Oh, good, you're up.
00:32:17
00:32:18 I was just about to get you,
but I hate seeing people sleep.
00:32:21
00:32:21 It's just one of my things. And wrists.
I hate looking at people's wrists.
00:32:24
00:32:24 Um, why? Am I late?
00:32:26
00:32:26 I thought my flight wasn't for another 2 hours.
00:32:28
00:32:28 Your flight's been cancelled.
00:32:29
00:32:29 But your hair appointment's in 20 minutes.
00:32:31
00:32:31 Lucky for you, my boyfriend owns a salon
00:32:32
00:32:32 or you never would have gotten in today.
00:32:34
00:32:34 Ok, why would I need a hair appointment?
00:32:36
00:32:36 Well, you're going to the ball, Cinderella.
00:32:38
00:32:38 And I've been assigned the role of your fairy.
00:32:41
00:32:41 Lucky me.
00:32:43
00:32:43 I don't think you understand. I...
00:32:45
00:32:45 I was fired last night.
00:32:46
00:32:47 Yes, and apparently you were rehired this morning.
00:32:50
00:32:50 Laurel wants you to go the fundraiser
so you can keep an eye on the girls.
00:32:55
00:32:55 Wait a minute.
00:32:57
00:32:57 This is insane. Where's Laurel?
00:33:00
00:33:04 Laurel...
00:33:05
00:33:05 Oh, good. You're here.
00:33:07
00:33:07 Can you hand me that stack of books there?
00:33:09
00:33:09 Um, Laurel,
00:33:11
00:33:11 Marco told me that I wasn't fired.
00:33:13
00:33:13 That's right.
00:33:14
00:33:14 I've changed my mind.
00:33:15
00:33:15 Why? I mean, what caused that?
00:33:17
00:33:17 You did. Quite bold the way you
took Sage in hand last night.
00:33:20
00:33:20 I don't think I've ever seen that before.
00:33:22
00:33:24 Oh, maybe it's in the other library.
00:33:25
00:33:26 You have more than... Wait, not the point.
00:33:27
00:33:28 Look, Laurel, I cannot live this rollercoaster life,
00:33:31
00:33:31 wondering if I'm going to be fired every
time I tell Sage she's gotta do her homework.
00:33:35
00:33:35 Completely fair.
00:33:37
00:33:38 Which is why I drew up a contract,
00:33:40
00:33:41 barring any illegal activity on your part,
00:33:44
00:33:44 I cannot fire you for the next 6 months.
00:33:48
00:33:48 And if you want to negotiate extra spa days,
00:33:51
00:33:51 I'm willing to discuss it.
00:33:53
00:33:53 I don't want spa days.
00:33:55
00:33:57 I just want to do the right thing.
00:33:59
00:33:59 Me, too.
00:34:01
00:34:01 They need you, Megan.
00:34:03
00:34:03 You can make a difference in their lives.
00:34:06
00:34:07 I know it's a lot to ask,
00:34:09
00:34:09 but I think it could be worth it.
00:34:11
00:34:12 I will make it worth it for you.
00:34:15
00:34:21 What is that goop on your face?
00:34:25
00:34:25 I'm pretty sure it's hemorrhoid cream.
00:34:28
00:34:47 Glide, dear. Glide.
00:34:49
00:34:49 You glide. I'm wearing heels.
00:34:51
00:34:51 If you're gonna trip, trip on him.
00:34:53
00:34:58 Marco.
00:35:00
00:35:01 Not too shabby.
00:35:02
00:35:02 Is that a compliment?
00:35:04
00:35:07 Oh, my God.
00:35:09
00:35:10 You know that girl?
00:35:11
00:35:11 Sort of.
00:35:13
00:35:14 She's my sister.
00:35:16
00:35:23 You never said that you had a sister.
00:35:24
00:35:24 Not surprising.
00:35:25
00:35:25 She likes to pretend I don't exist.
00:35:27
00:35:27 What are you doing here?
00:35:29
00:35:29 I was invited.
00:35:30
00:35:30 What, you find it so hard to believe
that I could be invited to something like this?
00:35:33
00:35:34 I'm proud you're the exact same judgmental person.
00:35:36
00:35:36 Oh, get over yourself, Lily.
00:35:37
00:35:37 I'm not judging you.
00:35:38
00:35:39 You'll have to excuse us, it's been a while.
00:35:41
00:35:41 Lily Smith.
00:35:43
00:35:43 Will Davis.
00:35:44
00:35:45 I live next door to Megan.
00:35:46
00:35:46 Oh, in New York?
00:35:47
00:35:47 Uh, no, here in Palm Beach.
00:35:50
00:35:50 You live in Palm Beach?
00:35:51
00:35:51 Right. So a funny thing happened...
00:35:53
00:35:53 Did you ever live in New York?
00:35:54
00:35:54 What? No, of course I did.
00:35:56
00:35:57 – I just got here.
– Today?
00:35:58
00:35:58 Look, just because I didn't tell you
that I moved here does not make me a liar.
00:36:02
00:36:02 Doesn't make you a good sister, either.
00:36:03
00:36:04 But that's old news.
00:36:05
00:36:07 Mmm! Megan!
00:36:08
00:36:08 You look so pretty.
00:36:09
00:36:10 Hi, Will.
00:36:10
00:36:11 Oh, so pretty.
00:36:12
00:36:13 Do you know Will?
00:36:14
00:36:14 Ok, and we're done with that.
00:36:16
00:36:16 Hello, I don't believe we've met.
00:36:17
00:36:17 I'm Rose Baker.
00:36:19
00:36:19 I'm Lily. Megan's sister.
00:36:21
00:36:21 No way.
00:36:23
00:36:23 Oh, this is so cool, I want to die!
00:36:25
00:36:25 Take a number.
00:36:26
00:36:26 I can't believe that you're here!
00:36:28
00:36:28 And, Megan, you just look so pretty,
00:36:29
00:36:29 so it's all even.
00:36:30
00:36:30 Yay to whoever did your make-up.
00:36:32
00:36:32 Rose, um...
00:36:32
00:36:32 And look, it's not like I'm going to take sides,
00:36:34
00:36:34 because obviously I don't know the whole story,
00:36:36
00:36:36 but I think that if you apologize to Megan
00:36:38
00:36:38 for making out with her boyfriend,
00:36:39
00:36:39 then I don't think you guys...
00:36:41
00:36:41 Wait, you have a boyfriend?
00:36:43
00:36:44 Sorry. Carry on.
00:36:47
00:36:47 You told her about Evan?
00:36:49
00:36:49 – No.
– Yeah.
00:36:50
00:36:52 Look, does it even matter?
00:36:53
00:36:53 It does if you go around
00:36:54
00:36:54 only telling your side of the story,
00:36:55
00:36:55 – like you always do.
– Oh, please, Lily.
00:36:57
00:36:57 You don't know what I do on
a semi-regular basis, let alone always.
00:37:00
00:37:00 And whose fault is that?
00:37:02
00:37:02 Right, right,
00:37:03
00:37:03 because phones only work in one direction.
00:37:06
00:37:09 Good effort.
00:37:10
00:37:12 Who needs more champagne?
00:37:14
00:37:17 What will it be?
00:37:18
00:37:18 Oh, it'll be a cold day in
hell before I apologize to her.
00:37:21
00:37:21 Even if I did make a few mistakes,
00:37:22
00:37:23 it could never compare to the level of betrayal
00:37:25
00:37:25 that she is capable of. And believe me,
00:37:27
00:37:27 it is a significant level of betrayal.
00:37:30
00:37:30 Brutus, Judas,
00:37:31
00:37:31 @@/Brangelina!@@\
00:37:32
00:37:33 Whiskey, straight up.
00:37:34
00:37:34 It's not that big a deal.
00:37:34
00:37:34 It was totally low-rent anyway.
00:37:37
00:37:37 That's not what I heard.
00:37:38
00:37:38 You must be so humiliated.
00:37:39
00:37:39 I can't believe the photographer
just walked out like that.
00:37:42
00:37:42 That's actually not how it happened.
00:37:43
00:37:43 Were you just not pretty enough?
00:37:45
00:37:45 God, I would die if someone said that to my face.
00:37:48
00:37:48 They didn't.
00:37:49
00:37:49 Well, not to your face, but obviously...
00:37:51
00:37:52 Um, Sage... sorry to interrupt,
00:37:54
00:37:54 But I just wanted to let you know
00:37:55
00:37:55 that Annie called me back,
00:37:56
00:37:57 and she wants to schedule
the photo shoot for some time next week.
00:38:00
00:38:01 Everyone, this is Megan Smith.
00:38:02
00:38:03 Laurel recently hired her from Manhattan
to help Rose with her school work.
00:38:06
00:38:06 Oh, what did you do in New York?
00:38:07
00:38:07 Um, mainly magazine stuff.
00:38:09
00:38:09 Which is how I know Annie.
00:38:11
00:38:11 You're not talking about Annie Leibovitz, are you?
00:38:14
00:38:14 Is there any other Annie worth anything?
00:38:19
00:38:19 Next Saturday should be fine.
00:38:20
00:38:21 Ok. Um, I'll tell her.
00:38:22
00:38:23 Nice to meet you.
00:38:24
00:38:29 Megan?
00:38:31
00:38:31 Charlie!
00:38:32
00:38:33 I didn't know you were still doing this.
00:38:34
00:38:34 Yeah, uh, Carlo hooks me up whenever he can.
00:38:37
00:38:37 I've been kind of strapped for cash these days,
and the pay is good.
00:38:40
00:38:40 My sister is in there.
00:38:42
00:38:42 Yeah, I saw. Are you ok?
00:38:44
00:38:44 Yeah. I'm fine.
00:38:46
00:38:46 She's probably all over will by now, but whatever.
00:38:47
00:38:48 Did you come here with that guy?
00:38:49
00:38:49 Of course not. Then how do you know him?
00:38:51
00:38:51 Oh, it's a long story, but I have got to go hide.
00:38:54
00:38:54 Megan...
00:38:55
00:38:57 You look really pretty.
00:38:59
00:39:10 Oh, this is good.
00:39:12
00:39:12 A little me time.
00:39:14
00:39:17 I'm not doing this with you, Lily.
00:39:20
00:39:23 I thought you were my sister.
00:39:25
00:39:25 Hardly.
00:39:26
00:39:26 I just came in to find out what time the shoot is.
00:39:29
00:39:29 What shoot?
00:39:31
00:39:31 The Leibovitz shoot.
00:39:32
00:39:32 Oh, Sage, no, there isn't actually...
00:39:34
00:39:34 I was just trying to help you.
00:39:35
00:39:35 You don't think I can take care of myself?
00:39:37
00:39:37 Because, spoiler alert,
I've been doing it my whole life.
00:39:41
00:39:41 I take care of me and Rose.
00:39:42
00:39:43 If she has a problem, she comes to me.
00:39:45
00:39:45 That's how it works.
00:39:46
00:39:46 Sage, I wasn't trying...
00:39:48
00:39:48 I know exactly what you were trying to do.
00:39:50
00:39:50 You want to play big sister all over again,
00:39:52
00:39:52 and maybe this time you'll get it right.
00:39:54
00:39:55 The problem is, that position has already been filled.
00:39:58
00:39:58 You don't get to just waltz in here
00:40:00
00:40:01 and take away the one person in
this world who means anything to me.
00:40:05
00:40:07 So back off.
00:40:09
00:40:09 Or I'll make your life more miserable
00:40:11
00:40:11 than you can possibly imagine.
00:40:13
00:40:14 I don't respond to empty threats.
00:40:15
00:40:15 And I don't make them.
00:40:17
00:40:17 Which is why I invited your
sister Lily to the event tonight.
00:40:21
00:40:22 You?
00:40:23
00:40:23 I just love a good reunion episode.
00:40:26
00:40:26 Congratulations on getting to keep your new job.
00:40:29
00:40:29 It's gonna be super fun.
00:40:31
00:40:41 Sage!
00:40:43
00:40:45 There you are.
00:40:47
00:40:47 Come, come.
00:40:49
00:40:49 Palm Beach society awaits.
00:40:52
00:40:59 Good evening.
00:41:01
00:41:01 I want to introduce you to Megan Smith.
00:41:03
00:41:03 Megan, this is Mr. and Mrs. Hubbard.
00:41:06
00:41:06 Hi, nice to meet you.
00:41:07
00:41:07 Senator Webber and his wife Sally.
00:41:09
00:41:09 Hi. And senator...
00:41:11
00:00:13
00:00:13 What used to mean a fun
night out with friends
00:00:16
00:00:16 has recently involved into
a virtual Louis XIV style orgy.
00:00:21
00:00:21 The wanton excess popularized
by the court of King Louis
00:00:24
00:00:25 is running rampant right here in our
very own meat-packing district.
00:00:29
00:00:29 Not since the 17th century have
we rewarded such hedonism,
00:00:32
00:00:33 – Such vulgarity
– Megan!
00:00:34
00:00:34 You're sounding newscaster-y again.
00:00:37
00:00:37 I am? Crap!
00:00:39
00:00:39 And I'm confused.
00:00:40
00:00:40 Weren't you supposed to cover
00:00:41
00:00:41 an actual club opening?
00:00:43
00:00:43 Yeah.
00:00:44
00:00:44 But instead you chose to pitch
a story about clubbing in general
00:00:48
00:00:48 because...
00:00:50
00:00:50 you couldn't get into the club.
00:00:53
00:00:53 Ha ha, dude!
00:00:54
00:00:54 Ok, it's no big whoop.
00:00:55
00:00:55 this is a way better story, trust me.
00:00:58
00:00:59 Nice shower cap, by the way.
00:01:00
00:01:00 I'm dying my hair red. Wanna know why?
00:01:03
00:01:04 Because red is bold.
00:01:05
00:01:05 Red grabs people by the collar,
00:01:07
00:01:07 and it says, «promote me.
I am ready for greatness».
00:01:10
00:01:10 It makes me think of Angie Everhart,
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00:01:11 which inevitably leads to porn.
00:01:13
00:01:13 I have paid my dues, Charlie.
00:01:15
00:01:15 I've done the coffee runs,
00:01:16
00:01:17 I've Xeroxed my butt off.
00:01:18
00:01:19 it is time that I earned some cash
00:01:20
00:01:20 so I can pay off my Yale loans
00:01:22
00:01:22 and get started on my real life.
00:01:23
00:01:23 And if you get this promotion,
00:01:24
00:01:25 would that mean you could move out of that
00:01:26
00:01:27 smoky rat trap you call home?
00:01:29
00:01:29 Huh, welcome to New York, amigo.
00:01:31
00:01:32 this rat trap costs a fortune.
00:01:34
00:01:34 And what do you mean by smoky?
00:01:36
00:01:43 @@/Hey, lady!@@\
00:01:45
00:01:45 I can see your vajayjay.
00:01:47
00:01:49 Thank you.
00:01:50
00:01:52 Great. Now I gotta pee.
00:01:55
00:02:00 So it stands to reason that Versailles
is the name of popular nightclubs on both coasts.
00:02:06
00:02:07 Miss Whalen?
00:02:08
00:02:08 It's just so bright.
00:02:11
00:02:11 Yeah, well, I just, um, I figured,
00:02:13
00:02:13 everybody loves Lucille Ball,
00:02:15
00:02:15 but nobody ever does
anything about it, right?
00:02:17
00:02:19 Should I continue?
00:02:20
00:02:20 Actually, I'm going to stop you.
00:02:21
00:02:21 and not because of the hair,
00:02:22
00:02:23 although I find it terribly distracting.
00:02:24
00:02:25 but you seem to have totally
missed the point of the assignment, Megan.
00:02:28
00:02:28 Well, on the surface, yes.
00:02:29
00:02:29 There's nothing below the surface,
00:02:31
00:02:31 and that's what you're not getting.
00:02:32
00:02:32 This is a tabloid magazine.
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00:02:34 When I ask you to cover a club,
00:02:35
00:02:35 that means that I want cell phone
pictures of models doing coke,
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00:02:38 of actresses puking up their drinks
00:02:40
00:02:40 while adopting children
from really sad countries.
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00:02:42 and before you ask, no, I don't want
00:02:44
00:02:44 the story on the really sad country.
00:02:46
00:02:46 Sad countries, negative. Okey-dokey.
00:02:48
00:02:49 So next time...
00:02:49
00:02:49 There's not going to be a next time.
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00:02:51 You're not getting the promotion, Megan.
00:02:53
00:02:53 And I'm sorry, but I'm afraid that
00:02:55
00:02:55 I can't keep you in
your current position.
00:02:58
00:02:58 Look, you’re a great girl.
00:02:59
00:02:59 We've worked together for 10 months.
00:03:00
00:03:00 Please don't cry. Here, take this.
00:03:02
00:03:02 I'm sorry. You know, it's just...
00:03:05
00:03:05 my apartment burned down
last night, did I mention that?
00:03:08
00:03:08 The whole seventh floor, just poof! Gone.
00:03:11
00:03:11 Yeah, so that happened.
00:03:13
00:03:13 And now this is happening.
00:03:14
00:03:14 I'm being fired from a job that
I didn't even want in the first place.
00:03:17
00:03:17 Not that this isn't a great magazine,
00:03:19
00:03:19 It's just... it's not the kind
of writing that I should be doing.
00:03:23
00:03:23 What do you want to write about, she asked,
00:03:25
00:03:25 while wishing she could return to her own work.
00:03:28
00:03:28 I want to write about people that matter.
00:03:31
00:03:31 People who are changing the world through art,
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00:03:35 or diplomacy or science.
00:03:37
00:03:37 I want to write the next great
biography on Hillary Clinton,
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00:03:41 and dedicate it to my daughter.
00:03:43
00:03:43 You have a daughter?
00:03:44
00:03:44 My future, hypothetical daughter.
00:03:46
00:03:46 Which is about as likely as my Hillary interview,
00:03:49
00:03:49 considering the fact that
I haven't had sex in 2 years,
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00:03:52 and I'm a homeless person with peppermint patty hair.
00:03:54
00:03:54 Oh, my God, everything is bad!
00:03:55
00:03:55 Look, here's the thing.
00:03:57
00:03:58 There are no tracks.
00:03:59
00:03:59 If you want to write about fancy people,
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00:04:02 you have to travel in fancy people circles.
00:04:04
00:04:05 Get to know them.
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00:04:06 Get them to trust you.
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00:04:08 Thanks.
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00:04:09 I'll just go right on home
and check out fancyfolks.com
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00:04:13 and see if they have any available internships.
00:04:15
00:04:15 Or maybe I can help you.
00:04:18
00:04:18 Have you ever flown private before?
00:04:20
00:04:25 @@/A dear friend of mine is interviewing
people at her estate in Palm Beach.@@\
00:04:29
00:04:29 @@/I'm not certain what the job entails,@@\
00:04:31
00:04:31 @@/but I'm certain it would change your life.@@\
00:04:33
00:04:33 @@/I know Palm Beach.@@\
00:04:35
00:04:35 @@/It's a little too fabulous for me.@@\
00:04:37
00:04:37 @@/Fabulously fun, wealthy and connected.@@\
00:04:40
00:04:40 @@/I mean, if you get the job, you'd be
mingling with the most important people in the world.@@\
00:04:44
00:04:44 @@/What have you got to lose, Megan?@@\
00:04:46
00:05:02 Holy molly.
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00:05:17 Megan Smith.
00:05:19
00:05:20 Fantastic, you’re here.
00:05:21
00:05:21 Hi, Mrs. Limoges.
00:05:22
00:05:22 Oh, call me Laurel.
00:05:24
00:05:24 Solid handshake.
00:05:26
00:05:26 I like that in a woman.
00:05:28
00:05:29 You're not afraid of many things, are you, Megan?
00:05:31
00:05:31 Snakes. Oh, and sharks.
00:05:33
00:05:33 but mainly just those two things.
00:05:35
00:05:35 Oh, and terrorism.
00:05:37
00:05:37 So snakes, sharks and terrorism.
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00:05:41 Relax.
00:05:42
00:05:42 Deborah already warned me
that you were... quirky.
00:05:45
00:05:48 @@/So have you always lived here?@@\
00:05:50
00:05:50 @@/Oh, no, no, no.@@\
00:05:51
00:05:51 @@/I snatched up this property
about 6 years ago@@\
00:05:54
00:05:54 @@/when I was going through
my real estate phase.@@\
00:05:56
00:05:56 I grew up in Hancock, Maine.
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00:05:58 That's where I met my husband.
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00:06:00 Small town girl marries
high school sweetheart.
00:06:02
00:06:02 Oh, I love that story.
00:06:04
00:06:05 Yes, it is a good one.
00:06:06
00:06:07 Right up until the part when
I lost him to cancer.
00:06:10
00:06:10 We'd only been married for
a few years at that point.
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00:06:12 My daughter never even got to know him.
00:06:14
00:06:14 You have a daughter?
00:06:16
00:06:16 Had.
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00:06:18 She and her husband were killed
in a plane crash 10 years ago.
00:06:21
00:06:22 I know it's a lot of tragedy
to absorb in 20 seconds,
00:06:25
00:06:25 but just be glad you didn't
have to live through it.
00:06:28
00:06:28 – I am so sorry.
– Excuse me.
00:06:31
00:06:31 I'm sorry to interrupt.
00:06:32
00:06:32 The curator for the museum is on the line.
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00:06:34 He says it's urgent.
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00:06:35 The French always think it's
urgent when it's about them.
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00:06:38 – Give me a second.
– Oh, yeah, right here.
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00:06:41 Bonjour, Aldo.
00:06:43
00:06:43 @@/The problem, Aldo, is that you've
had my favorite degas on loan for 3 years,@@\
00:06:47
00:06:47 @@/and now you want my Matisse.@@\
00:06:49
00:06:49 I know I agreed,
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00:06:51 and you agreed to write
a check for my foundation,
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00:06:53 which I have yet to receive.
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00:07:00 So...
00:07:01
00:07:02 you, uh, collect art?
00:07:04
00:07:05 I dabble in everything.
00:07:07
00:07:07 but I only commit to things that truly matter.
00:07:10
00:07:10 Which brings me to why you're here.
00:07:12
00:07:13 My dear husband left me
a small cosmetics company,
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00:07:15 which I turned into a large cosmetics empire.
00:07:19
00:07:19 My daughter left me 2 grandchildren,
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00:07:21 Rose and Sage.
00:07:23
00:07:23 Beautiful names, excellent spices.
00:07:26
00:07:26 It's like I have tourettes.
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00:07:28 They're delightful teenagers.
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00:07:30 Strong wills and good hearts.
00:07:32
00:07:32 But their grades are lousy.
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00:07:34 They need a proper tutor,
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00:07:36 someone who can keep their GPA up
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00:07:37 and ultimately land them 2 spots at Duke.
00:07:40
00:07:41 You want me to be their tutor?
00:07:43
00:07:43 I've gone through 3 already,
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00:07:45 but none of them had
your academic background.
00:07:46
00:07:47 I think that's going to
make all the difference.
00:07:48
00:07:48 Oh, I'm sure that it would.
00:07:49
00:07:49 It's just, um, after talking to Deborah,
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00:07:52 I assumed that I would be working for you.
00:07:53
00:07:54 You will be working for me.
00:07:55
00:07:55 Right. Here's the thing...
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00:07:57 I've never taught anyone anything.
00:07:59
00:07:59 – I'm a writer.
– I know.
00:08:01
00:08:01 The girls are in school most of the day.
00:08:03
00:08:03 That time is yours.
00:08:04
00:08:04 If you want to write, write.
No one's going to stop you.
00:08:07
00:08:07 You'll have a room of your
own and a car at your disposal.
00:08:10
00:08:10 I'll give you 1,500 a week.
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00:08:13 And if you succeed in getting them into Duke,
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00:08:15 I'll cover the remainder of your college loans.
00:08:19
00:08:20 So what do you say, Megan?
00:08:22
00:08:22 Are you in?
00:08:24
00:08:25 I'm in!
00:08:27
00:08:27 Good.
00:08:28
00:08:28 Then it's time to meet the girls.
00:08:30
00:08:54 Uh, good morning.
00:08:57
00:09:04 Sage, get up. I think you just tased our new tutor!
00:09:06
00:09:34 Poor Rumer Willis.
She'll never wears it better.
00:09:37
00:09:39 Try not to drool on the table,
honey. It's from France.
00:09:42
00:09:44 Ah, here you go.
00:09:46
00:09:46 Have some of my coffee.
You'll feel good as new.
00:09:49
00:09:49 No offense, person I don't know,
00:09:50
00:09:50 but I just got tased.
00:09:52
00:09:52 I don't think coffee's going to...
00:09:54
00:09:55 That's not coffee.
00:09:57
00:09:57 That's something only God can make.
00:09:59
00:09:59 Thank you.
00:09:59
00:10:00 Just for that, you'll be one
of the first hundred people
00:10:01
00:10:01 I invite to my cafe when it opens.
00:10:03
00:10:03 after my indentured servitude
here is complete, that is.
00:10:06
00:10:06 Marco Giordani, personal chef to
Madame Limoges and the wicked stepchildren.
00:10:10
00:10:10 I'm...
00:10:11
00:10:11 You're Megan. Tutor. I know.
00:10:13
00:10:13 Can you see me in this suit?
00:10:14
00:10:15 Yeah, the color, maybe not,
but the cut to die, right?
00:10:17
00:10:17 Um, yeah.
00:10:18
00:10:18 I'm going to see if I can
get my tailor to copy it
00:10:20
00:10:20 for the first event of the season.
00:10:21
00:10:21 It's only a few days away.
00:10:23
00:10:24 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:10:25
00:10:25 Do you know what the season is?
00:10:26
00:10:27 A series of charity ball events
00:10:28
00:10:28 hosted by the rich and famous
00:10:30
00:10:30 whose proceeds go to the poor and miserable.
00:10:31
00:10:31 Ooh, bitchy. I love it.
00:10:34
00:10:34 But how'd you know?
00:10:36
00:10:36 Let's just say I'm familiar with the area.
00:10:38
00:10:40 Hi, you must be Megan.
00:10:42
00:10:42 Look, we are so sorry...
00:10:44
00:10:44 Where are the raspberries?
00:10:46
00:10:46 It's just that everybody knows
not to come in our room before noon,
00:10:48
00:10:48 so Sage, she was just
being safe by shooting you.
00:10:51
00:10:51 Oh, well...
00:10:52
00:10:52 can't argue with safety. Um, I'm Megan.
00:10:55
00:10:55 Your grandmother hired me to...
00:10:57
00:10:57 We know who you are. And P.S.,
00:10:59
00:10:59 I puke cuter than that outfit you're wearing.
00:11:01
00:11:02 Sage, be nice.
00:11:03
00:11:03 I am. Constructive criticism
saves lives, Marco.
00:11:07
00:11:07 Oh, also we're under strict orders
from our photographer to get 11 hours of sleep a night.
00:11:10
00:11:10 Otherwise we would have gotten up earlier to meet you.
00:11:12
00:11:12 Your photographer?
00:11:14
00:11:14 Rose and Sage have a photo shoot
coming up for ocean view magazine.
00:11:17
00:11:17 It's a very big deal. In fact,
00:11:19
00:11:19 why don't you girls show
Megan the wardrobe choices?
00:11:21
00:11:21 Versace provided the gowns.
00:11:23
00:11:23 Or we could go over the books you girls read.
00:11:25
00:11:25 Your grandmother gave me your reading list.
00:11:27
00:11:27 Oh, no, we didn't read any.
00:11:28
00:11:28 But we only had to read one,
00:11:29
00:11:29 so technically, we just didn't read one,
00:11:31
00:11:31 which is a lot better than
not reading all of them, right?
00:11:33
00:11:34 Right.
00:11:35
00:11:35 Okey dokey.
00:11:36
00:11:37 Uh, well, school starts in 5 days.
00:11:39
00:11:39 and I noticed one of the choices
was the Great Gatsby,
00:11:42
00:11:42 which happens to be one of my favorites.
00:11:44
00:11:44 So, um, 9 chapters, 3 a day.
00:11:47
00:11:47 Two in the morning, one in the afternoon.
00:11:48
00:11:48 Leave the evening for discussion.
00:11:49
00:11:50 And then day 4, we'll construct
a thesis for each of you,
00:11:52
00:11:52 so when you get back to school,
00:11:53
00:11:53 you'll be ahead of the curve.
00:11:55
00:11:56 Did she say okey dokey?
00:11:58
00:11:58 Ok. All right.
00:11:59
00:11:59 I... I'm really liking this plan. All right.
00:12:02
00:12:02 What do you say you girls grab your books
00:12:04
00:12:04 and meet me in the library in 4.2 minutes?
00:12:07
00:12:08 Go team Baker. Whoo!
00:12:10
00:12:22 The «whoo» killed it. Next time, no «whoo».
00:12:25
00:12:26 Ooh. Look at you with all the waiting.
00:12:28
00:12:28 It's so cute. They left.
00:12:30
00:12:30 They left? But...
00:12:32
00:12:32 Calm down, honey.
00:12:33
00:12:33 We'll be back.
Besides, this is Palm Beach.
00:12:36
00:12:36 Live a little.
00:12:38
00:12:54 I love you, car.
00:12:55
00:13:26 Charlie?
00:13:27
00:13:27 @@/Hey, how did it go
with the whole clubbing pitch?@@\
00:13:29
00:13:29 Oh, it went well... ish.
00:13:31
00:13:31 @@/So were you out all night celebrating?@@\
00:13:33
00:13:33 Not exactly.
00:13:34
00:13:35 Um, I didn't actually get that job,
00:13:37
00:13:37 but Deborah recommended me for another
position that I did wind up getting.
00:13:41
00:13:41 @@/Oh, I want to hear all about it.@@\
00:13:42
00:13:42 @@/Let me call you when I get out of work, ok?@@\
00:13:44
00:13:44 Yeah, yeah, sure, sure, but could you
do me a favor before you hang up?
00:13:48
00:13:48 Could you take my order?
00:13:50
00:13:51 Holy crap!
00:13:53
00:13:54 Look at you, your hair!
00:13:55
00:13:55 What are you doing here?!
00:13:56
00:13:56 Uh, well, officially,
00:13:58
00:13:59 I am the new tutor for 16-year-old billionaires
00:14:01
00:14:02 Rose and Sage Baker. And unofficially,
00:14:04
00:14:04 I am dying for a chowder bowl.
00:14:06
00:14:06 You work for the evil Baker twins?
How did that happen?
00:14:09
00:14:09 Well, they're not evil.
I mean, yes, they did tase me,
00:14:12
00:14:12 but, uh, that was more of
a precautionary measure.
00:14:15
00:14:15 Oh, but their grandmother is amazing.
00:14:17
00:14:17 She might be my newest mentor.
00:14:19
00:14:19 I mean, maybe. It's kind of soon to tell.
00:14:21
00:14:21 But either way,
00:14:22
00:14:23 It's, um, it's a pretty sweet deal
00:14:24
00:14:24 considering the fact that
I have no other options.
00:14:27
00:14:27 Yeah, my job comes with a hairnet.
00:14:29
00:14:29 I don't judge.
00:14:30
00:14:32 Does your dad know you're back?
00:14:33
00:14:34 Uh, well, technically, I'm not back.
00:14:36
00:14:36 I mean, yes, I'm back in the state,
00:14:37
00:14:37 but states are awfully large.
00:14:39
00:14:39 And it's not like I'm going
to be running into pops
00:14:40
00:14:40 at the bath and tennis club.
00:14:42
00:14:42 So he doesn't know,
not telling him. Got it.
00:14:45
00:14:45 But if I run into him...
00:14:46
00:14:46 – Charlie, no.
– Ok.
00:14:48
00:14:50 Ooh, the girls are back. I gotta go.
00:14:52
00:14:52 It's just, I see him around all the time.
00:14:54
00:14:54 And your sister.
00:14:55
00:14:55 Oh, my God, Charlie,
please do not tell Lily.
00:14:58
00:14:58 I can't even deal with that right now.
00:15:00
00:15:00 So you want me to lie to your whole family?
00:15:02
00:15:02 Omission. Just lie by omission.
00:15:05
00:15:05 Oh, and if you start feeling guilty,
00:15:06
00:15:06 – remember the key point.
– Which is?
00:15:09
00:15:09 I'm not back.
00:15:11
00:15:24 Do not text him!
00:15:26
00:15:26 I'm not. I was just checking
to see if he was texting me.
00:15:29
00:15:29 We don't care if he's texting you.
00:15:30
00:15:30 We're over him, remember?
00:15:32
00:15:32 He hurt you once. He's lucky
I didn't run him over with my car.
00:15:35
00:15:36 But if you give him the chance to
hurt you again, then I'll have to kill him.
00:15:39
00:15:39 Which means I'll wind up in prison,
00:15:40
00:15:40 which means we'll never get to
have another pink berry moment together.
00:15:43
00:15:43 Oh, I love our pink berry moments!
00:15:45
00:15:45 What's a pink berry moment?
00:15:47
00:15:47 A conversation you weren't invited to.
00:15:50
00:15:50 Okey dokey.
00:15:52
00:15:52 Well, what do you say we hit the books?
00:15:54
00:15:54 The roaring twenties await.
00:15:55
00:15:55 Well, they'll have to wait a little longer.
00:15:57
00:15:57 We still have 40 more minutes left of core work.
00:15:59
00:15:59 Ok, look, I'm not gonna play this game.
00:16:02
00:16:02 You have a book to read,
00:16:03
00:16:03 and it's my job to make sure you read it.
00:16:05
00:16:05 So, Jay Gatsby,
00:16:07
00:16:07 – Daisy Buchanan
– are doomed,
00:16:08
00:16:08 'cause Daisy's a gold digger and Gatsby's
a scam artist who's probably gay anyway.
00:16:12
00:16:12 Big who cares.
00:16:13
00:16:15 I take it you did read the book.
00:16:17
00:16:17 I skimmed a few pages, and it's
obvious the guy's a closet case.
00:16:20
00:16:20 Interesting theory.
00:16:21
00:16:21 Man does own a lot of shirts.
00:16:23
00:16:23 But, you know, you might want...
00:16:24
00:16:25 Let's talk about fun stuff.
00:16:26
00:16:26 Like our very own Megan Smith.
00:16:28
00:16:28 Graduated Yale with a B.A. in English Lit.
00:16:31
00:16:31 Thesis topic, phallic imagery
00:16:33
00:16:33 in the early works of James Joyce.
00:16:35
00:16:35 I take it you googled me.
00:16:37
00:16:37 Oh, we tried, but you weren't very Google-able.
00:16:39
00:16:40 You didn't even have any web images.
00:16:41
00:16:41 I know, I know, it's something I aspire to.
00:16:44
00:16:44 What about boyfriends? What about 'em?
00:16:46
00:16:46 Ever had any, or is it also
something you aspire to?
00:16:50
00:16:50 I had one, freshman year in college.
00:16:52
00:16:52 But it turned out he was more
interested in my sister Lily than me.
00:16:56
00:16:56 Your sister stole your boyfriend?
00:16:57
00:16:58 Sort of. But that's not important.
00:16:59
00:17:00 Oh, that is the most tragic
thing I've ever heard!
00:17:02
00:17:02 That's even worse than when Max threw a sheep
at me on the same day that he threw a groundhog at Melissa.
00:17:06
00:17:07 Ok, first of all, it wasn't a sheep, it was a ham,
00:17:08
00:17:09 And second, Max is a douche bag.
00:17:11
00:17:11 A douche bag who doesn't deserve me.
00:17:13
00:17:13 No.
00:17:14
00:17:15 You guys are so lucky.
00:17:18
00:17:18 I would kill to have the relationship
with Lily that you guys have.
00:17:21
00:17:21 It's really rare.
00:17:23
00:17:24 Almost as rare as the love between Gatsby and Daisy.
00:17:28
00:17:28 Um, have you guys ever heard of flappers?
00:17:31
00:17:31 Our friend Madison wore a flapper
dress to semi-formal last year.
00:17:35
00:17:35 Tacky, tacky, tacky.
00:17:37
00:17:57 Oh, room.
00:17:58
00:17:59 I may love you even more than car.
00:18:01
00:18:07 How's it going with my girls?
00:18:09
00:18:09 Oh, great.
00:18:10
00:18:10 We're just finishing the book.
00:18:11
00:18:12 Well, actually, we're starting it.
00:18:13
00:18:13 And then we'll finish it.
There's a whole plan in place.
00:18:16
00:18:17 Well, that's fine.
00:18:18
00:18:18 But I hope you realize you're
not being graded on your lesson plan.
00:18:21
00:18:22 Thank you.
00:18:22
00:18:22 You're being graded on their grades.
00:18:24
00:18:24 How they achieve that «A»
is of little importance to me.
00:18:27
00:18:27 Or was I not clear about that?
00:18:29
00:18:29 No. Uh, no, you were.
00:18:31
00:18:31 Um, it makes sense.
00:18:32
00:18:32 Good.
00:18:33
00:18:33 Fantastic.
00:18:35
00:18:36 Well, I'm off to adjust the seating
arrangement for the fundraiser Saturday night.
00:18:40
00:18:40 As if I didn't have enough to worry about,
00:18:41
00:18:41 My coordinator decided to seat
governor crist next to Nancy Pelosi!
00:18:45
00:18:46 Can you imagine?
00:18:47
00:18:47 I can't imagine how you stay
sane with all you have to do every day.
00:18:51
00:18:52 It's just the appearance of
sanity that counts, my dear.
00:18:55
00:18:55 Remember that.
00:18:57
00:19:10 @@/Notes on Laurel Limoges.
Appearance is everything.@@\
00:19:14
00:19:18 Hey, Marco, have you seen the... you're not Marco.
00:19:21
00:19:22 What gave it away?
00:19:23
00:19:24 Heh. I'm sorry, I'm new here,
00:19:25
00:19:25 So I don't know all the help yet.
00:19:26
00:19:26 And I just called you the help.
00:19:28
00:19:28 Which sounds really awful,
but since I'm the help, too,
00:19:31
00:19:31 Maybe it's less bad?
00:19:32
00:19:32 Well, it depends.
Who are you helping?
00:19:34
00:19:34 Oh, um, I'm sorry, I'm Megan Smith.
00:19:35
00:19:35 I'm the new tutor for Rose and Sage.
00:19:37
00:19:37 Will Davis, omelet taster.
00:19:39
00:19:39 They have people here
specifically to taste...
00:19:41
00:19:41 To taste omelets.
00:19:42
00:19:42 Oh, absolutely.
00:19:43
00:19:43 If Laurel even smells
a bad egg, it's over.
00:19:45
00:19:45 She has an incredibly
sensitive olfactory system.
00:19:48
00:19:48 You're not an omelet taster.
00:19:49
00:19:49 No? How can you be so sure?
00:19:51
00:19:51 I mean, there are people in this town
00:19:52
00:19:52 Who remove toe fat for a living.
00:19:53
00:19:54 Do you know why?
00:19:55
00:19:55 Because you can't
have a pudgy pinky
00:19:56
00:19:56 sticking out of a Jimmy Choo.
00:19:58
00:19:58 Well, well, I see you've met our neighbor.
00:20:00
00:20:03 So, you're the neighbor?
00:20:05
00:20:05 Will likes to stop by every now and again
00:20:07
00:20:07 to taste my new recipes.
00:20:09
00:20:09 This guy is an unbelievable chef.
00:20:10
00:20:11 He's the best in Palm Beach.
00:20:12
00:20:12 Ah, that's very nice.
00:20:14
00:20:14 Did Megan tell you that
she's an aspiring writer?
00:20:17
00:20:17 Oh... really?
00:20:19
00:20:19 That's cool. You should meet my dad.
00:20:20
00:20:21 He used to run random house before
he started his own publishing company.
00:20:23
00:20:23 Really? Well, I would love to meet your dad.
00:20:26
00:20:26 I mean, I should probably work with the girls first,
00:20:28
00:20:28 Well, I didn't mean now.
00:20:29
00:20:29 He's in Rome.
00:20:31
00:20:31 Right. Ok, good.
00:20:32
00:20:32 Yes, well then, when Rome is done,
00:20:35
00:20:35 your dad and I will split a bagel.
00:20:37
00:20:37 Has anyone seen Rose and Sage?
00:20:39
00:20:39 Oh, they left for their photo
shoot over an hour ago, honey.
00:20:40
00:20:40 Crap.
00:20:41
00:20:41 You know what, maybe I'll
just go down there.
00:20:43
00:20:43 I mean, there’s gotta be some down time.
00:20:45
00:20:46 Oh. You know
00:20:47
00:20:47 that there's no way that those
girls are going to do homework
00:20:48
00:20:48 in the middle of their
first photo shoot, right?
00:20:50
00:20:50 Well, they would if they
cared about their grades,
00:20:52
00:20:52 which, of course,
00:20:54
00:20:54 they don't, because how lame is that, right?
00:20:56
00:20:56 Look, they'll be back soon enough.
00:20:58
00:20:58 In the meantime, why don't you let me
00:20:59
00:21:00 show you around your new neighborhood?
00:21:02
00:21:02 Might help you take your mind off things.
00:21:05
00:21:18 Technically, this exhibit isn't
open to the public until tomorrow,
00:21:21
00:21:21 but I was able to pull a few strings, and...
00:21:24
00:21:24 You are not listening to
a word I'm saying, are you?
00:21:27
00:21:27 I'm sorry.
00:21:27
00:21:27 I, um, I'm just really worried about the time.
00:21:30
00:21:30 I know you may think my job is stupid,
00:21:32
00:21:32 but I don't have a trust fund to fall back on.
00:21:34
00:21:35 Just because I have a trust fund
00:21:35
00:21:36 doesn't mean I don't plan on working.
00:21:37
00:21:37 Well, your dad...
00:21:38
00:21:38 Oh, that's cool.
00:21:39
00:21:39 I guess you're broke,
00:21:40
00:21:40 so you can make all kinds
of assumptions about me,
00:21:42
00:21:42 But if I were to do that you...
00:21:44
00:21:44 You know what...
00:21:45
00:21:45 You're right.
00:21:47
00:21:47 I'm sorry.
00:21:49
00:21:49 It's fine.
00:21:50
00:21:51 So what do you want to do?
00:21:53
00:21:53 For work, I mean.
00:21:55
00:21:57 You want to be Muhammad Ali?
00:22:00
00:22:00 Sports photography.
00:22:02
00:22:02 It's crazy competitive,
00:22:03
00:22:03 and it's pretty lucrative, too.
00:22:05
00:22:05 But that's not why I like it.
00:22:06
00:22:06 Why do you like it?
00:22:08
00:22:08 'Cause it's all about instinct.
00:22:10
00:22:10 You take action, or you miss the moment.
00:22:14
00:22:14 And that's it. When it's over, it's over.
00:22:15
00:22:16 There's no do-overs.
00:22:18
00:22:18 Yeah, I tend to miss my moments.
00:22:20
00:22:20 More of a stewer than a doer,
00:22:22
00:22:23 as my dad would say.
00:22:24
00:22:25 Yeah? What does your dad do?
00:22:26
00:22:26 Um, drinks too much. Wallows in the past.
00:22:29
00:22:29 You know, fun stuff like that.
00:22:31
00:22:31 Are you close with him?
00:22:32
00:22:32 Not really.
00:22:34
00:22:34 You close with your dad?
00:22:35
00:22:36 Not really.
00:22:38
00:22:40 Look at that...
00:22:41
00:22:42 Something in common.
00:22:43
00:22:46 Hello?
00:22:47
00:22:48 Sage, are you ok?
00:22:50
00:22:51 Wait, what's wrong?
00:22:52
00:22:53 Ok, ok, I'm on my way. I'm on my way.
00:22:56
00:22:57 To be continued.
00:22:58
00:23:05 Megan, thank God you're here.
00:23:07
00:23:07 Whoa, that's not a gown.
00:23:08
00:23:09 What's going on? What's wrong?
00:23:10
00:23:10 We need your signature. Apparently
being under 18 is like a thing to these people.
00:23:14
00:23:14 That's the life or death situation?
00:23:16
00:23:17 What am I signing?
00:23:18
00:23:18 It's just a waiver.
Rose forgot to give it to Laurel.
00:23:20
00:23:20 Um, hello?
00:23:21
00:23:22 Yes, our guardian's here,
and she's clearly over 21.
00:23:24
00:23:25 You can check her license if you want.
00:23:27
00:23:27 They were supposed to get
a signature from their mother.
00:23:29
00:23:29 Grandmother. Our mother is dead,
thank you very much.
00:23:32
00:23:32 Feeling stupid yet?
00:23:33
00:23:33 I'm sorry.
00:23:34
00:23:34 Their grandmother was
supposed to sign the form
00:23:35
00:23:36 before they showed up.
00:23:37
00:23:37 Ok. Why didn't you just call Laurel?
00:23:39
00:23:40 I tried like 5 times
and she won't pick up.
00:23:42
00:23:42 But it doesn't matter,
'cause all we need is someone over 21
00:23:44
00:23:44 who's responsible for us.
It's no big deal.
00:23:47
00:23:49 Ok, uh...
00:23:51
00:23:52 You know,
00:23:53
00:23:53 I really don't... I don't feel
comfortable doing this.
00:23:56
00:23:56 I'm not technically their guardian,
00:23:57
00:23:57 I'm just the tutor.
00:23:58
00:23:58 – It doesn't matter.
– Well, maybe it does.
00:24:00
00:24:00 Legally speaking.
Not that I'm a lawyer.
00:24:01
00:24:01 Are you... are you a lawyer?
00:24:03
00:24:03 – No.
– Ok.
00:24:05
00:24:05 No lawyers here, so... Ow! Oh!
00:24:07
00:24:07 What are you doing?
00:24:09
00:24:09 Sage, this outfit is a little much.
00:24:11
00:24:11 I mean, the girls are out to play.
00:24:13
00:24:13 Maybe you could just ask
them to wear something else.
00:24:15
00:24:15 I mean, I don't think they'll mind.
00:24:17
00:24:17 Look... I just don't want you to
do anything that you're going to regret.
00:24:20
00:24:20 Ok, people, that's a wrap.
00:24:22
00:24:22 What? Oh...
00:24:23
00:24:23 That's a wrap.
00:24:24
00:24:24 The only person that's going
to regret this moment is you.
00:24:28
00:24:40 Cut the girl some serious orphan slack, and I do.
00:24:42
00:24:42 I do. I feel bad for her.
00:24:43
00:24:46 I also feel like giving her a giant wedgie.
00:24:48
00:24:48 Is that wrong?
00:24:50
00:24:50 Just because she had something bad happen to her...
00:24:52
00:24:52 ...doesn't give her the right to be a total bitch.
00:24:55
00:24:55 Your mom left you when you were 7.
00:24:57
00:24:57 Yeah, but not by dying.
00:24:59
00:24:59 By choice.
00:25:00
00:25:00 Which I used to think was worse,
00:25:01
00:25:01 but now I'm not so sure.
00:25:04
00:25:04 And they didn't just lose their mother.
00:25:05
00:25:06 They lost both of their parents.
00:25:08
00:25:08 I'd be angry, too.
00:25:09
00:25:09 I wouldn't be a slutty ho-Bag,
00:25:10
00:25:11 but I'd be pissed.
00:25:12
00:25:12 Just do their homework, collect your paycheck,
00:25:15
00:25:15 and get some of your own writing done.
00:25:17
00:25:17 It's not your job to save these girls.
00:25:19
00:25:20 I am not trying to save them.
00:25:22
00:25:23 Ok, maybe I'm trying to save them a little.
00:25:27
00:25:27 But not in the Woody Allen
hooker saving kind of way.
00:25:30
00:25:31 These girls are smart.
00:25:32
00:25:32 I mean, they could do so much
more with their lives than they realize.
00:25:36
00:25:36 No one's really looking out for 'em.
00:25:38
00:25:38 They got drivers and trainers.
00:25:41
00:25:41 No one who actually cares.
00:25:44
00:25:45 If I can help them live up to their full potential,
00:25:47
00:25:47 what's wrong with that?
00:25:49
00:25:49 I mean, maybe they need me.
00:25:51
00:25:52 If you're just using them for
their connections, that's cool.
00:25:54
00:25:54 I'm not using them.
00:25:56
00:26:01 Am I?
00:26:02
00:26:04 I don't know.
00:26:07
00:26:10 This wasn't the plan.
00:26:12
00:26:14 The plan just, it fell apart,
00:26:17
00:26:17 and I'm just trying to hold it together.
00:26:19
00:26:19 And you're making me feel
like a really bad person.
00:26:23
00:26:23 I'm sorry.
00:26:25
00:26:26 It's ok.
00:26:27
00:26:28 Hey, C.K.
00:26:29
00:26:30 I hear Fergie's coming to town next weekend.
00:26:31
00:26:32 You going?
00:26:32
00:26:32 I'm thinking' about it, yeah.
00:26:34
00:26:34 Cool. Maybe I'll see you there.
00:26:37
00:26:40 Oh, my God.
00:26:42
00:26:42 That girl totally just hit on you!
00:26:43
00:26:44 What if I was your girlfriend?
00:26:45
00:26:45 Well, you're not.
00:26:46
00:26:46 She doesn't know that.
00:26:47
00:26:47 C.K., Mr. I'm thinking' about it.
00:26:50
00:26:51 Since when do you have moves?
00:26:54
00:26:54 Ugh, everyone changes but me.
00:26:56
00:26:56 That is not true. You've changed.
00:26:59
00:26:59 You used to be the most
focused person I knew.
00:27:03
00:27:03 Goal-oriented, super motivated and ambitious.
00:27:07
00:27:07 But now you're all over the place.
00:27:10
00:27:10 Well, is that a good thing or a bad thing?
00:27:13
00:27:14 I think it's both.
00:27:16
00:27:40 Rose?
00:27:41
00:27:41 Oh, hey.
00:27:43
00:27:43 Sorry for stalking.
00:27:44
00:27:45 I just wanted to say thank you.
00:27:47
00:27:47 Um, I couldn't before because, obviously.
00:27:51
00:27:51 Sage would beat you?
00:27:52
00:27:53 She's really not as tough as she acts.
00:27:55
00:27:55 No, but I was glad that
you came and took over,
00:27:58
00:27:58 because I had seen that
photographer's work before,
00:28:00
00:28:01 and I just... I sort of just had this feeling
00:28:03
00:28:03 it might go down that way.
00:28:05
00:28:07 You didn't forget to give Laurel that form.
00:28:11
00:28:11 Rose, you don't have to do
everything your sister wants.
00:28:13
00:28:13 You know that, right?
00:28:14
00:28:15 Oh, no, no, it's not like that at all.
00:28:17
00:28:17 I mean, it is, but it's not
because I'm scared of her.
00:28:22
00:28:22 I mean, I am, kind of, but...
00:28:24
00:28:25 that's not the main reason.
00:28:26
00:28:26 So what's the main reason?
00:28:29
00:28:31 I don't want to make her sad.
00:28:33
00:28:33 'Cause if I told her that I didn't want to do
00:28:36
00:28:36 the things that she wanted to do,
00:28:38
00:28:38 it'd be like I was judging her.
00:28:41
00:28:41 Ok.
00:28:42
00:28:42 But what do you want to do?
00:28:45
00:28:47 I want to get into Duke.
00:28:49
00:28:51 I think my mom would have been...
00:28:53
00:28:53 ...pretty psyched if that happened.
00:28:55
00:28:55 Ok.
00:28:56
00:28:56 Well, then we are going to get you into Duke.
00:28:59
00:28:59 But you gotta read that book first.
00:29:01
00:29:01 Oh, I just did, and I cannot believe
00:29:02
00:29:02 that Daisy just left Gatsby like that.
00:29:05
00:29:05 I mean, seriously, how do you just...
00:29:06
00:29:06 ...walk away from someone
that you supposedly love?
00:29:10
00:29:10 People do that all the time.
00:29:12
00:29:13 I... I did that to my sister.
00:29:16
00:29:16 Yeah, but that's because she stole your boyfriend.
00:29:18
00:29:18 That's totally different.
00:29:20
00:29:20 True. But it, you know,
00:29:22
00:29:22 she could have maybe just done that
00:29:24
00:29:24 to get back at me.
00:29:26
00:29:26 Get back at you for what?
00:29:28
00:29:29 For leaving her alone with our sad dad.
00:29:32
00:29:32 Our mom kind of took off when we were kids,
00:29:34
00:29:34 and he sucked at being a human being after that.
00:29:38
00:29:38 I... I couldn't wait to leave home,
00:29:41
00:29:41 and I didn't really think twice
00:29:43
00:29:43 about what that would mean for Lily.
00:29:46
00:29:47 But you had to go to college.
00:29:49
00:29:49 I mean, come on, you couldn't not go to Yale
00:29:52
00:29:52 just to hang out with your sister, right?
00:29:53
00:29:54 Yeah. That's what I tell myself.
00:29:57
00:29:57 But let me ask you this...
00:29:58
00:29:59 If you got into Duke and Sage didn't,
00:30:02
00:30:02 would you go?
00:30:04
00:30:07 You have to get us both in, ok?
00:30:09
00:30:09 Ok.
00:30:10
00:30:11 Megan, Laurel would like to see you downstairs.
00:30:15
00:30:17 Come in, come in.
00:30:19
00:30:19 Can I get you something?
00:30:21
00:30:21 You're totally fired.
00:30:23
00:30:23 Clearly, my granddaughter is upset.
00:30:26
00:30:28 I thought that was serious.
00:30:29
00:30:29 No, no, no. You are fired,
00:30:31
00:30:31 but that's not the way we let someone go.
00:30:33
00:30:33 Um, I'm not sure that I understand.
00:30:35
00:30:35 Sage was looking to work with you this evening,
00:30:37
00:30:37 but apparently, you were nowhere to be found.
00:30:39
00:30:39 True or false?
00:30:41
00:30:42 I mean, technically, it's true-ish.
00:30:44
00:30:44 But I mean, if you let me explain...
00:30:45
00:30:45 No need.
00:30:46
00:30:46 It's simply not a good fit.
00:30:49
00:30:50 Your flight leaves in the morning.
00:30:51
00:30:51 Marco will fix you a treat to
take with you on the plane.
00:30:54
00:30:54 Which is awfully nice of us, considering.
00:30:57
00:30:57 Considering what? Megan...
00:30:59
00:30:59 No, excuse me, Laurel, but I'm talking to Sage.
00:31:02
00:31:02 You clearly have no idea what's
going on with your family.
00:31:05
00:31:05 Unless you wanted your only granddaughters
00:31:06
00:31:07 to be photographed looking like underage
porn stars for the entire Palm Beach community to enjoy.
00:31:12
00:31:12 Maybe next time you'll pick up the phone when they call.
00:31:15
00:31:15 Considering what?
00:31:16
00:31:17 Ugh, forget it.
00:31:18
00:31:18 No, don't stop now.
00:31:19
00:31:20 You're running' the show, aren't you?
00:31:21
00:31:21 I mean, you decide what happens to me,
what happens to Rose.
00:31:25
00:31:25 But with great power comes great responsibility.
00:31:27
00:31:28 Shout out to Uncle Ben.
00:31:29
00:31:30 So if you're going to make all the decisions,
00:31:31
00:31:31 you better understand the consequences.
00:31:34
00:31:34 You don't care about school, that’s fine.
00:31:36
00:31:36 Want to do the whole wasted heiress routine?
00:31:38
00:31:38 Good for you. It's a little played out,
00:31:40
00:31:40 but clearly, nobody is going to stop you.
00:31:42
00:31:42 However, you might want to consider your sister
00:31:45
00:31:45 before you drag her down the sorry path
00:31:47
00:31:47 that you are so hell-bent on cruising.
00:31:50
00:31:50 You can take it.
00:31:52
00:31:52 But I'm not so sure Rose can.
00:31:55
00:31:58 Oh, and...
00:31:59
00:32:00 Uncle Ben is Spiderman’s uncle, not mine.
00:32:02
00:32:02 Just... I want to make that clear.
00:32:05
00:32:16 Oh, good, you're up.
00:32:17
00:32:18 I was just about to get you,
but I hate seeing people sleep.
00:32:21
00:32:21 It's just one of my things. And wrists.
I hate looking at people's wrists.
00:32:24
00:32:24 Um, why? Am I late?
00:32:26
00:32:26 I thought my flight wasn't for another 2 hours.
00:32:28
00:32:28 Your flight's been cancelled.
00:32:29
00:32:29 But your hair appointment's in 20 minutes.
00:32:31
00:32:31 Lucky for you, my boyfriend owns a salon
00:32:32
00:32:32 or you never would have gotten in today.
00:32:34
00:32:34 Ok, why would I need a hair appointment?
00:32:36
00:32:36 Well, you're going to the ball, Cinderella.
00:32:38
00:32:38 And I've been assigned the role of your fairy.
00:32:41
00:32:41 Lucky me.
00:32:43
00:32:43 I don't think you understand. I...
00:32:45
00:32:45 I was fired last night.
00:32:46
00:32:47 Yes, and apparently you were rehired this morning.
00:32:50
00:32:50 Laurel wants you to go the fundraiser
so you can keep an eye on the girls.
00:32:55
00:32:55 Wait a minute.
00:32:57
00:32:57 This is insane. Where's Laurel?
00:33:00
00:33:04 Laurel...
00:33:05
00:33:05 Oh, good. You're here.
00:33:07
00:33:07 Can you hand me that stack of books there?
00:33:09
00:33:09 Um, Laurel,
00:33:11
00:33:11 Marco told me that I wasn't fired.
00:33:13
00:33:13 That's right.
00:33:14
00:33:14 I've changed my mind.
00:33:15
00:33:15 Why? I mean, what caused that?
00:33:17
00:33:17 You did. Quite bold the way you
took Sage in hand last night.
00:33:20
00:33:20 I don't think I've ever seen that before.
00:33:22
00:33:24 Oh, maybe it's in the other library.
00:33:25
00:33:26 You have more than... Wait, not the point.
00:33:27
00:33:28 Look, Laurel, I cannot live this rollercoaster life,
00:33:31
00:33:31 wondering if I'm going to be fired every
time I tell Sage she's gotta do her homework.
00:33:35
00:33:35 Completely fair.
00:33:37
00:33:38 Which is why I drew up a contract,
00:33:40
00:33:41 barring any illegal activity on your part,
00:33:44
00:33:44 I cannot fire you for the next 6 months.
00:33:48
00:33:48 And if you want to negotiate extra spa days,
00:33:51
00:33:51 I'm willing to discuss it.
00:33:53
00:33:53 I don't want spa days.
00:33:55
00:33:57 I just want to do the right thing.
00:33:59
00:33:59 Me, too.
00:34:01
00:34:01 They need you, Megan.
00:34:03
00:34:03 You can make a difference in their lives.
00:34:06
00:34:07 I know it's a lot to ask,
00:34:09
00:34:09 but I think it could be worth it.
00:34:11
00:34:12 I will make it worth it for you.
00:34:15
00:34:21 What is that goop on your face?
00:34:25
00:34:25 I'm pretty sure it's hemorrhoid cream.
00:34:28
00:34:47 Glide, dear. Glide.
00:34:49
00:34:49 You glide. I'm wearing heels.
00:34:51
00:34:51 If you're gonna trip, trip on him.
00:34:53
00:34:58 Marco.
00:35:00
00:35:01 Not too shabby.
00:35:02
00:35:02 Is that a compliment?
00:35:04
00:35:07 Oh, my God.
00:35:09
00:35:10 You know that girl?
00:35:11
00:35:11 Sort of.
00:35:13
00:35:14 She's my sister.
00:35:16
00:35:23 You never said that you had a sister.
00:35:24
00:35:24 Not surprising.
00:35:25
00:35:25 She likes to pretend I don't exist.
00:35:27
00:35:27 What are you doing here?
00:35:29
00:35:29 I was invited.
00:35:30
00:35:30 What, you find it so hard to believe
that I could be invited to something like this?
00:35:33
00:35:34 I'm proud you're the exact same judgmental person.
00:35:36
00:35:36 Oh, get over yourself, Lily.
00:35:37
00:35:37 I'm not judging you.
00:35:38
00:35:39 You'll have to excuse us, it's been a while.
00:35:41
00:35:41 Lily Smith.
00:35:43
00:35:43 Will Davis.
00:35:44
00:35:45 I live next door to Megan.
00:35:46
00:35:46 Oh, in New York?
00:35:47
00:35:47 Uh, no, here in Palm Beach.
00:35:50
00:35:50 You live in Palm Beach?
00:35:51
00:35:51 Right. So a funny thing happened...
00:35:53
00:35:53 Did you ever live in New York?
00:35:54
00:35:54 What? No, of course I did.
00:35:56
00:35:57 – I just got here.
– Today?
00:35:58
00:35:58 Look, just because I didn't tell you
that I moved here does not make me a liar.
00:36:02
00:36:02 Doesn't make you a good sister, either.
00:36:03
00:36:04 But that's old news.
00:36:05
00:36:07 Mmm! Megan!
00:36:08
00:36:08 You look so pretty.
00:36:09
00:36:10 Hi, Will.
00:36:10
00:36:11 Oh, so pretty.
00:36:12
00:36:13 Do you know Will?
00:36:14
00:36:14 Ok, and we're done with that.
00:36:16
00:36:16 Hello, I don't believe we've met.
00:36:17
00:36:17 I'm Rose Baker.
00:36:19
00:36:19 I'm Lily. Megan's sister.
00:36:21
00:36:21 No way.
00:36:23
00:36:23 Oh, this is so cool, I want to die!
00:36:25
00:36:25 Take a number.
00:36:26
00:36:26 I can't believe that you're here!
00:36:28
00:36:28 And, Megan, you just look so pretty,
00:36:29
00:36:29 so it's all even.
00:36:30
00:36:30 Yay to whoever did your make-up.
00:36:32
00:36:32 Rose, um...
00:36:32
00:36:32 And look, it's not like I'm going to take sides,
00:36:34
00:36:34 because obviously I don't know the whole story,
00:36:36
00:36:36 but I think that if you apologize to Megan
00:36:38
00:36:38 for making out with her boyfriend,
00:36:39
00:36:39 then I don't think you guys...
00:36:41
00:36:41 Wait, you have a boyfriend?
00:36:43
00:36:44 Sorry. Carry on.
00:36:47
00:36:47 You told her about Evan?
00:36:49
00:36:49 – No.
– Yeah.
00:36:50
00:36:52 Look, does it even matter?
00:36:53
00:36:53 It does if you go around
00:36:54
00:36:54 only telling your side of the story,
00:36:55
00:36:55 – like you always do.
– Oh, please, Lily.
00:36:57
00:36:57 You don't know what I do on
a semi-regular basis, let alone always.
00:37:00
00:37:00 And whose fault is that?
00:37:02
00:37:02 Right, right,
00:37:03
00:37:03 because phones only work in one direction.
00:37:06
00:37:09 Good effort.
00:37:10
00:37:12 Who needs more champagne?
00:37:14
00:37:17 What will it be?
00:37:18
00:37:18 Oh, it'll be a cold day in
hell before I apologize to her.
00:37:21
00:37:21 Even if I did make a few mistakes,
00:37:22
00:37:23 it could never compare to the level of betrayal
00:37:25
00:37:25 that she is capable of. And believe me,
00:37:27
00:37:27 it is a significant level of betrayal.
00:37:30
00:37:30 Brutus, Judas,
00:37:31
00:37:31 @@/Brangelina!@@\
00:37:32
00:37:33 Whiskey, straight up.
00:37:34
00:37:34 It's not that big a deal.
00:37:34
00:37:34 It was totally low-rent anyway.
00:37:37
00:37:37 That's not what I heard.
00:37:38
00:37:38 You must be so humiliated.
00:37:39
00:37:39 I can't believe the photographer
just walked out like that.
00:37:42
00:37:42 That's actually not how it happened.
00:37:43
00:37:43 Were you just not pretty enough?
00:37:45
00:37:45 God, I would die if someone said that to my face.
00:37:48
00:37:48 They didn't.
00:37:49
00:37:49 Well, not to your face, but obviously...
00:37:51
00:37:52 Um, Sage... sorry to interrupt,
00:37:54
00:37:54 But I just wanted to let you know
00:37:55
00:37:55 that Annie called me back,
00:37:56
00:37:57 and she wants to schedule
the photo shoot for some time next week.
00:38:00
00:38:01 Everyone, this is Megan Smith.
00:38:02
00:38:03 Laurel recently hired her from Manhattan
to help Rose with her school work.
00:38:06
00:38:06 Oh, what did you do in New York?
00:38:07
00:38:07 Um, mainly magazine stuff.
00:38:09
00:38:09 Which is how I know Annie.
00:38:11
00:38:11 You're not talking about Annie Leibovitz, are you?
00:38:14
00:38:14 Is there any other Annie worth anything?
00:38:19
00:38:19 Next Saturday should be fine.
00:38:20
00:38:21 Ok. Um, I'll tell her.
00:38:22
00:38:23 Nice to meet you.
00:38:24
00:38:29 Megan?
00:38:31
00:38:31 Charlie!
00:38:32
00:38:33 I didn't know you were still doing this.
00:38:34
00:38:34 Yeah, uh, Carlo hooks me up whenever he can.
00:38:37
00:38:37 I've been kind of strapped for cash these days,
and the pay is good.
00:38:40
00:38:40 My sister is in there.
00:38:42
00:38:42 Yeah, I saw. Are you ok?
00:38:44
00:38:44 Yeah. I'm fine.
00:38:46
00:38:46 She's probably all over will by now, but whatever.
00:38:47
00:38:48 Did you come here with that guy?
00:38:49
00:38:49 Of course not. Then how do you know him?
00:38:51
00:38:51 Oh, it's a long story, but I have got to go hide.
00:38:54
00:38:54 Megan...
00:38:55
00:38:57 You look really pretty.
00:38:59
00:39:10 Oh, this is good.
00:39:12
00:39:12 A little me time.
00:39:14
00:39:17 I'm not doing this with you, Lily.
00:39:20
00:39:23 I thought you were my sister.
00:39:25
00:39:25 Hardly.
00:39:26
00:39:26 I just came in to find out what time the shoot is.
00:39:29
00:39:29 What shoot?
00:39:31
00:39:31 The Leibovitz shoot.
00:39:32
00:39:32 Oh, Sage, no, there isn't actually...
00:39:34
00:39:34 I was just trying to help you.
00:39:35
00:39:35 You don't think I can take care of myself?
00:39:37
00:39:37 Because, spoiler alert,
I've been doing it my whole life.
00:39:41
00:39:41 I take care of me and Rose.
00:39:42
00:39:43 If she has a problem, she comes to me.
00:39:45
00:39:45 That's how it works.
00:39:46
00:39:46 Sage, I wasn't trying...
00:39:48
00:39:48 I know exactly what you were trying to do.
00:39:50
00:39:50 You want to play big sister all over again,
00:39:52
00:39:52 and maybe this time you'll get it right.
00:39:54
00:39:55 The problem is, that position has already been filled.
00:39:58
00:39:58 You don't get to just waltz in here
00:40:00
00:40:01 and take away the one person in
this world who means anything to me.
00:40:05
00:40:07 So back off.
00:40:09
00:40:09 Or I'll make your life more miserable
00:40:11
00:40:11 than you can possibly imagine.
00:40:13
00:40:14 I don't respond to empty threats.
00:40:15
00:40:15 And I don't make them.
00:40:17
00:40:17 Which is why I invited your
sister Lily to the event tonight.
00:40:21
00:40:22 You?
00:40:23
00:40:23 I just love a good reunion episode.
00:40:26
00:40:26 Congratulations on getting to keep your new job.
00:40:29
00:40:29 It's gonna be super fun.
00:40:31
00:40:41 Sage!
00:40:43
00:40:45 There you are.
00:40:47
00:40:47 Come, come.
00:40:49
00:40:49 Palm Beach society awaits.
00:40:52
00:40:59 Good evening.
00:41:01
00:41:01 I want to introduce you to Megan Smith.
00:41:03
00:41:03 Megan, this is Mr. and Mrs. Hubbard.
00:41:06
00:41:06 Hi, nice to meet you.
00:41:07
00:41:07 Senator Webber and his wife Sally.
00:41:09
00:41:09 Hi. And senator...
00:41:11
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