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tail – можно перевести как «задняя часть»... может pursuit of tail – это «в поисках задницы/попок/девок» (в принципе это в стиле Барни) ?

как перевести
that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of tail?
к числу которых относятся жизнь, свобода и достижения хвоста
вот pursuit of tail не могу догнать :(

Вот текст рукописный

The Bro Code

whien in the course of human events it becomes necessary
for Bros to settle a dispute, decent respect to the opinions of Bro-
kind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them
to argue, though prudence says it's probably a chick. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Bros are created equal — though not necessarily with the same good looks or sense of style — and that they are endowed with certain inalienahle rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of tail. To secure these rights, we present the Bro Code. It is the right of Bros to alter or to abolish it, and to institute a new code, but let's face it — that's a lot of work.
Be it here resolved that, henceforth, when and if two gentlemen
covet the company of the same wench, the Bro who first calleth dibs on said wench shall he entitled sufferance for such time as it takes to reasonably strike out, or the time it takes sand to fill one half of an hourglass, whichever comes first. At no point is it permissible for a Bro to violate this right and codpiece block his Bro, even if he hath, consumed copious quantities oj ale.

http://notabenoid.com/book/1447/
так тут уже переводят. Надо бы статей добавить

http://depositfiles.com/files/ltpioign1

Скачал Pdf... попробую распознать... результаты скину и начнём переводить)