makorin: переводы

→>I want this to be real. You better not be tricking me.

>I just want to know what happened with your parents, are they okay with it now? Etc.

OHB No.87121963
>>87121503
It was quite by coincidence that I decided to check /a/ last night. I hadn't really been following Oreimo that closely - at least, not since volume 7, or whichever one it was that ended with the cliffhanger in which Kirino asks Kyousuke to be her boyfriend. Seeing the furor over this ending brought a certain satisfaction and nostalgia, and I considered posting at that time, but didn't. For whatever reason, though, here I am, posting with a trip that isn't even my old one.
>>87121680
My sister asked me to get her a "birth detector" one night. After a quick trip, I returned with a pregnancy test, and when it returned positive, we both had a few choice expletives to shout. While a great deal of adjustment was required by all since that night, to answer your question, 'grandma' takes care of our son nearly every day while we work and go to school, respectively.

→ >Duuuude, is that really you? And you actually have a baby with your sister? I hope it's really you because I want to give you an internet handshake.

>Well, proceed I guess. I'm game for a made-up story, and I'd probably be able to tell if it was you by just your writing style to be honest.
Tell us more, potential stranger.

>Actually, there have been some software updates since 2010. I'm not sure if it's effected tripcodes though.
Maybe he's ## when he should be #? or the other way around?

OHB No.87121330
>>87121008
While he certainly wasn't expected, and managed to, as an embryo, implant despite some fairly powerful birth control, our son is the inevitable result of two loving partners spending a great deal of time together.
>>87121013
Well - actually, I didn't prepare anything. I had decided that my days of providing updates were over, and, with as much time has passed and how different our lives now are, I'm not even sure where to begin.
>>87121057
No, I'm quite sure I used to have two ##.

→>I won't believe it until you show that trip.

>Is... is it really you?

OHB No.87120865
>>87120599
Ah - well, unfortunately, it would seem that while my trip hasn't changed, the resulting tripcode has. I suppose at this point I have no method of proving who I am.
>>87120581
If you mean you wonder if I'm the OHB who, quite some time ago, found the love of my life through good brushing practices, then yes.

→>NO FUCKING WAY

>!!5jOMMVk3LQU bro

OHB No.87120470
>>87120307
Life had a way of interfering with my /a/-browsing, but things are rather more settled at this point.
>>87120400
I thought the trip looked odd. Let me go back to what I have saved from earlier posts and see if I'm misremembering the tripcode. To be fair: I never expected to use it again.

→We are out of the house, but our parents, and our mother in particular, is loathe to relinquish command when there's yet an opportunity for her to call the shots.

→This is possible, but my sister feels very strongly about us attending. As I mentioned, it's unlikely that very many people will know me, but those that we're most likely to meet and talk to are the ones who will recognize me. We'll just need to play it by ear.

→That said, we're still not sure we'll actually tell them. We're just considering it.

→I seriously doubt my father would kill me for what I've done. While our parents are not the most liberal people on the planet, they can be surprisingly understanding when it comes to my and my sister's decisions.

→I will say that - due to my sister's choices - we had a minor pregnancy scare after Valentine's Day. I admit my own fault in the situation as well, but I'd rather not discuss the details.

→No. My sister and I both agreed that shame has no place in what we feel for each other. We won't be made to feel guilty for our happiness.

→Oh, and one last largely unrelated point: Thanks in no small part to my tutelage and consequent risk of life and limb, my sister is now in possession of a valid driver's license. I'm very proud of her. Our parents have generously offered half the cost on a (reasonably priced) vehicle of her choice, and I'll help her as well. She's been somewhat lax in choosing a car, though; she's openly admitted she prefers having a chauffeur.

→Despite this, however, we're considering telling our parents the truth after she finishes college, assuming she still wants to stay together after that time (she informs me that she'll stay with me forever, I can't get rid of her that easy, and I shouldn't question her decisions just because she's younger than I am) and they haven't found out by then. Of course, as that time grows closer we may change the plan as needed.

→To be honest, I'm as excited as I am apprehensive; my sister and I hold hands and kiss when we're generally alone in public, but that's quite a different situation to embracing her on her high school dance floor, surrounded by her classmates. We're both taking frequent discovery risks, and I suspect these are not due to carelessness but rather a desire for confirmation. That is, I would very much like to introduce her to acquaintances as my wife, but that inability is a frustration that I'm willing to bear for the sake of both our futures. Likewise, my sister agrees that we two should not go public or be martyrs for a cause, despite how strongly we feel about each other and the general injustice that keeps our relationship hidden.

→Now, I admit that we've both been rather remiss in our attempts to hide the romantic side of our relationship, but I worried that attending her prom night together - and participating in the slow dances in particular - might reveal a little more publicly than is strictly safe. She accurately pointed out that 99% of the people at the dance wouldn't recognize me, but I was concerned about that one percent: I've met three of her friends and talked at length with two of them, notwithstanding the teachers at the school who may remember me; if we appeared overly affectionate, those that know we're related could cause us trouble. I reiterated that I probably should be introduced as her brother rather than her boyfriend, which made her genuinely upset. In the end, I relented, and we're planning to have me sign in with my name, but once we're inside, I'm her college boyfriend she met on the Internet.

→I mentioned we have a situation to consider. My sister has had several invitations to the prom from various boys at her high school. She has turned them all down, and when asked for a reason she has said that she was going with someone else. That 'someone else' was always a 'someone' from another school that those boys don't know. When I asked if she really wanted to go, she told me that she did, and there was only one person she wanted to go with her. I was, of course, flattered and more than happy to go to the dance with her until she revealed that while I could always go as her brother, she preferred that I go as her date.

→[quote=Oral Hygiene Bro]Well, I would, but that's the extent of what I've prepared for tonight.

→And yes, at Christmas she accepted my ring, and occasionally refers to herself as my little housewife, which I find very endearing.

→I suppose that's one possibility. It's served more to remind me that I should be more mindful of when she's being serious; something that I've perhaps forgotten along the way.

→It takes a considerable amount of aggravation to rile me (unless my sister is pushing the correct buttons), and I've long since learned that an aggressive attitude gets you nowhere with our mom. I don't mean to sound manipulative, but I think between the two of us, we've got a good plan to keep our parents safely on the sidelines of our lives.

→I suppose it was something of an abandonment; if it's any consolation, several of my real life acquaintances feel the same way. I spend a great deal more time with my sister than others these days.