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Сожалеем, но текст оригинала доступен только зарегистрированным пользователям.	In the summer of 1927 at 11:30 from the north-west side of Chmarovka village virtu0zz0 13.01.11 в 10:35 3 In summer 1927 at 13/30 from the north-west side of Chmarovka village Manana 13.01.11 в 16:40 1	+1
	in Stargorod entered the young man. -Uncle,give me 10 cents,eh? canan 13.01.11 в 10:42 0 to Stargorod a young man came. - Uncle, give me 10 cents, eh? virtu0zz0 13.01.11 в 10:42 2 a young man entered Stargorod. -Hey, uncle, give me 10 copecks, won't ya? Manana 13.01.11 в 16:39 4	+1
	uncle,give me 10 cents, i,m telling you canan 13.01.11 в 10:39 0 Uncle, give me 10 cents, I'm telling you. virtu0zz0 13.01.11 в 10:45 4
	Shall I also give you a key to a flat with money in it? Tony_the_Fish 20.01.11 в 19:12 3 Perhaps you'd also like the key of the apartment where the money is? Logos71 22.01.11 в 21:45 1	+3
	No... virtu0zz0 13.01.11 в 07:13 0
	The young man lied. He had neither money, nor a key, nor an apartment . Nameless1985 13.01.11 в 07:57 0
	He didn't have anything. His name was Ostap Bender. Nameless1985 13.01.11 в 07:58 2 He had got nothing. His name was Ostap Bender. Alex_ander 14.01.11 в 06:57 2
	What's the matter? Who are you? virtu0zz0 13.01.11 в 06:58 0
	Is anything wrong with me? Nameless1985 13.01.11 в 07:59 0
	- You know it very well. - So maybe we would go to the shop? Dooby 13.01.11 в 10:09 0 -You know it yourself. -Maybe we should come into the shop? Manana 13.01.11 в 16:42 0 - You know it pretty well. - So shall we look in at the shop? Alex_ander 14.01.11 в 07:04 1 -You know it very well yourself. - Should we come inside the store then? irregular_bee 23.02.11 в 15:05 1	+1
	And there we'll tall about - We will talk about in some other place. virtu0zz0 13.01.11 в 10:54 0 So we could talk about it there. - We'll talk about it somewhere else. Alex_ander 14.01.11 в 07:10 2
	Allow me to light a cigarette. (анонимно) 13.01.11 в 10:06 0
	And what, father, there's a demand for suitors in your city? You have brides? (анонимно) 13.01.11 в 10:07 0 So what, father, a fiance is needed in your city? Are there any brides-to-be? Dooby 13.01.11 в 10:13 1
	-Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. -Are there some brides in this house? Manana 13.01.11 в 16:46 0
	-We have state almshouse in here. Only old women. On full pension. Manana 13.01.11 в 16:48 0
	Those who were born before the historical materialism? Manana 13.01.11 в 16:49 0
	Pops, it wouldn't be bad to drink a little wine? Your treat. Please. (анонимно) 13.01.11 в 10:09 0
	-So, I'll stay over with you -You may live all your life here since you're a good person. Manana 13.01.11 в 16:51 0
	But what was here before the old regime? A gentleman lived. Ippolit Matvyeyevich Vorobyaninov. (анонимно) 13.01.11 в 10:17 0
	Bourgeois? You're bourgeois. A marshal of the nobility. (анонимно) 13.01.11 в 10:12 0
	-you mean proletarian? -you're proletarian yourself. You were told: the leader. Manana 13.01.11 в 16:53 0
	Chief of city police saluted him. Manana 13.01.11 в 16:54 0
	For example, ypu come to congratulate him with New Year, he gives you 3 rubles. Manana 13.01.11 в 17:19 0
	ок on Easter - 3 more rubles. Manana 13.01.11 в 17:20 0
	I was promised a medal. (анонимно) 13.01.11 в 10:14 0
	You said so yourself, Tikhon, consider yourself with a medal already. (анонимно) 13.01.11 в 10:15 0 He used to say: you, Tikhon may consider yourself with a medal already. LosAlyonas 13.01.11 в 15:03 0 He said as much: you Tihon, can consider yourself already having a medal. Alex_ander 14.01.11 в 15:40 0
	I didn't have time. (анонимно) 13.01.11 в 10:15 0 But he didn't have time. LosAlyonas 13.01.11 в 15:03 3
	-So today one may get a medal for the yards cleaning? -Of course. Manana 13.01.11 в 17:22 0
	I'm going! virtu0zz0 13.01.11 в 07:07 0
	Gentleman! From Paris! canan 13.01.11 в 10:08 0
	Hello, Tihon. I'm not from Paris at all. Where did you get this idea? Dooby 13.01.11 в 16:32 0
	It's not Paris, but wellcome to our hut! virtu0zz0 13.01.11 в 14:04 0
	- Actually, I'm not from Paris. - Well. You came from Kologriva, virtu0zz0 13.01.11 в 14:06 0
	to visit your deceased granny (анонимно) 13.01.11 в 13:53 1 to visit your late granny Topdrive 18.01.11 в 07:01 1	+1
	- My surname is Bender. Have you heard that? - No, I haven't. virtu0zz0 13.01.11 в 07:01 0
	Well, how one in Paris may know name Manana 13.01.11 в 17:23 0
	Ostap-Suleiman-Berta-Maria-Benderbei. -Berta-Maria...nonsense Manana 13.01.11 в 17:24 0 Ostap-Suleiman-Berta-Maria-Benderbei. - Berta-Maria ... What a nonsence. Topdrive 18.01.11 в 07:02 1
	I didn't come from Paris. -Wonderful,wonderful.From Murmansk canan 13.01.11 в 10:14 -2 I came not from Paris. - Wonderful, wonderful. From Morshansk. Alex_ander 14.01.11 в 15:56 2
	Is it warm in Paris right now? - You know, I'll better go. Dooby 13.01.11 в 16:34 0
	There's no need for you to hurry. GPU will come for you itself. Manana 13.01.11 в 17:25 0
	- I don't understand you. - But you will understand it now. Sit down. virtu0zz0 13.01.11 в 07:04 0
	- Which border have you crossed? Polish, Finnish or Romanian? Dooby 13.01.11 в 16:41 0
	To be hones, I'm a Soviet citizen. I can show you my passport. Dooby 13.01.11 в 16:43 0 I swear, I'm a Soviet citizen. I will show you my passport. LosAlyonas 23.01.11 в 09:27 3	+1
	With modern progress of typography to make a Soviet passport is nothing. virtu0zz0 14.01.11 в 06:04 0
	So, A: we have an emigrant, came from Paris to native city. virtu0zz0 13.01.11 в 14:14 0
	B: The emigrant is afraid that he will be taken. - I'm not a emigrant! virtu0zz0 13.01.11 в 14:24 0
	And who are you? Why do you come here? canan 13.01.11 в 10:11 0
	- I came here for a business! - What kind of business? virtu0zz0 13.01.11 в 14:10 0
	- Personal business! - Huh! Personal business! virtu0zz0 13.01.11 в 10:20 0
	And after that you say that you're not an emigrant! (анонимно) 13.01.11 в 10:18 0

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