12 стульев / The Twelve Chairs (1971): 2 часть/2-nd part

The House of Nations was seething and bubbling.

Logos71 05.02.11 в 19:04

Poet Nikifor Lyapis-Trubetskoy
was an inside man here.

Ilanna 06.02.11 в 19:01

He knew the shortest ways to those oasises
where sprinkling wellheads of easy-money could be found.

Logos71 05.02.11 в 19:15

under the canopy of broad-paged departmental periodicals

Logos71 05.02.11 в 19:22

- Good morning!
- А-а, Nikiphor Lyapis-Trubetskoy, hellow.

Logos71 05.02.11 в 19:24

I've written splendiferous verses.
- This is an exceptionally medical publication.

Logos71 05.02.11 в 19:30

"The ballad on nicrosis".

Logos71 05.02.11 в 19:34

It's high time to popularize the idea of hygiene procedure in common way.

Logos71 05.02.11 в 19:39

Ghavrila suffered of nicrosis

Logos71 05.02.11 в 19:46

nicrosis took him to his bed.

Logos71 05.02.11 в 19:48

"Ballad about cheating".
Gavrila was an errant husband,

Ilanna 06.02.11 в 18:34

Gavrila cheated on his wives!
How d'you like the beginning?

Ilanna 06.02.11 в 18:35

All in all, fine. But not fine.
We are a youth magazine,

Ilanna 06.02.11 в 18:36

and you are talkng about some
impossible situations.

Ilanna 06.02.11 в 18:36

Where did you see a husband cheating on
his wife? I personally can't think of a case.

Ilanna 06.02.11 в 18:37

Moreover, they are our husbands, and our wives.
It's absolutely nontypical.

Ilanna 06.02.11 в 18:38

I have another version.

Ilanna 06.02.11 в 18:39

Gavrila was a faithful husband.
He never cheated on his wives!

Ilanna 06.02.11 в 18:39

That is much better,
and much more acute.

Ilanna 06.02.11 в 18:42

"Ballad about headache".

Ilanna 06.02.11 в 18:42

Gavrila's work was bureaucratic,
Gavrila was a bureaucrat.

Ilanna 06.02.11 в 18:46

"Ballad about change".

Ilanna 06.02.11 в 18:51

Gavrila was a firefighter,

Ilanna 06.02.11 в 18:54

but still they gave him shoot a film.

Ilanna 06.02.11 в 18:54

Is it you splashing water about?
What a place to take a bath. You must be crazy!

Logos71 05.02.11 в 22:23

Instead of crying, you ought to go to the bathroom!

Logos71 05.02.11 в 22:25

Just look at yourself. You look like a picador.

Logos71 05.02.11 в 22:26

- The key! - What key?
- Of the ap-ap-apartment. - Where the money is?

Logos71 05.02.11 в 22:27

- Are you engeneer Shukin?
- Yea-a

Logos71 05.02.11 в 22:29

- So you can't get into the apartment.
- No-o-o. - But it's so simple.

Logos71 05.02.11 в 22:31

You absolutely saved my life!
Had you not come, I would have died!

Logos71 05.02.11 в 22:34

- But I came to see you for a reason, Comrade Shukin.
- I'll be extremely pleased to help you.

Logos71 05.02.11 в 22:36

It's a piddling matter. Your wife asked me to collect this chair.

Logos71 05.02.11 в 22:37

- For God's sake, please.
- Thank you.

Logos71 05.02.11 в 22:40

- Excuse me, I'm a newspaperman, what happened?
- Jot it down: knocked down by a horse.

Logos71 05.02.11 в 22:47

Monthly edition "Vanilla Allspice"?
Nikiphor Trubitskoy.

Logos71 05.02.11 в 19:56

Comrade Parizanskiy, can I get my fee for verses today?
I need the money urgently

Logos71 05.02.11 в 20:02

Court officer attached my furniture.
They may come for it.

Ilanna 06.02.11 в 18:59

Can I see comrade
N.A. Lyapis-Trubetskoy?

Ilanna 06.02.11 в 19:00

You have no right to take the furniture away.
It's lawlessness!

Logos71 05.02.11 в 20:06

Chair for me is not luxury, it's my implement of production.

Manana 07.02.11 в 12:06

I'm sitting on it, I'm creating on ot. It's lawlessness.

Manana 07.02.11 в 12:08

I will repay a debt. In a week. Now place the chair back.

Manana 07.02.11 в 12:10

I'm sorry. It's misunderstanding.That sort of duty.

Manana 07.02.11 в 12:16

Bureaucrats.Get out of here!

Manana 07.02.11 в 12:16

How many times have I told you it's a sin to steal.
A master-mind, and father of Russian democracy,

Logos71 05.02.11 в 22:51

a person close to the emperor -
and such petty criminal tendencies.

Logos71 05.02.11 в 22:54

Listen, if you're put behind bars, I won't bring you parcels.

Manana 07.02.11 в 12:21

You're not my mother nor my sister nor my lover.

Manana 07.02.11 в 12:21

It is impossible to understand what for, why did I met you for no reason at all.

Manana 07.02.11 в 12:46