Ширли-Мырли / What a Mess!: Ширли-Мырли

Could you tell us what the reaction
of the President was

summerbreeze 16.08.11 в 12:00

when he found out
that you had found the diamond?

mykstery 09.02.11 в 22:47

Tell us please,
it's very important...

mykstery 09.02.11 в 22:47

I didn't expect you to come.

mykstery 09.02.11 в 22:47

A week ago we ate
our last can of beef stew.

akvaovca 15.04.13 в 06:03

- What did you feel when you found
the diamond? - Let's have a drink! Pour some!

mykstery 09.02.11 в 22:48

- Did you feel like national heroes?
- Go away with your questions!

mykstery 09.02.11 в 22:48

I almost threw it away,

akvaovca 15.04.13 в 06:05

Thought it was a rock

akvaovca 15.04.13 в 06:05

And I was like "Are you fucking nuts?!"

akvaovca 15.04.13 в 05:52

And I thought, just like her,
Well... diamond!

akvaovca 15.04.13 в 05:58

A planet spins, a planet blue
Named Earth, named Earth

akvaovca 15.04.13 в 05:57

And all the lands and nations spin along.
And at a depth by eyes unseen,

akvaovca 15.04.13 в 06:10

There lies a chunk of carbon,
Made diamond by a thousand ages.

akvaovca 15.04.13 в 06:12

A diamond, incredible diamond...

akvaovca 15.04.13 в 06:13

We never disagreed how to name it.

akvaovca 15.04.13 в 06:17

I said, let's name it in honor of

akvaovca 15.04.13 в 06:18

the 3rd anniversary of the formation of
the Commonwealth of Independent States

akvaovca 15.04.13 в 06:19

"The 3rd Anniversary of the Formation of
the Commonwealth of Independent States"

akvaovca 15.04.13 в 06:20

And me, I was like "Are you fucking nuts?!"

akvaovca 15.04.13 в 06:13

So you immediately agreed on the name?

akvaovca 15.04.13 в 06:20

You can't find a better one,
look at it -

mykstery 09.02.11 в 22:53

it's the spitting image of the 3rd anniversary
of... that one... you know...

mykstery 09.02.11 в 22:53

Yeah...

mykstery 09.02.11 в 22:54

You know.

mykstery 09.02.11 в 22:54

I'm gonna fucking
shoot everyone!

akvaovca 15.04.13 в 06:24

Bronya! Bronislava!

mykstery 09.02.11 в 22:54

What, scared, you shitty democrats?!
Take that!

akvaovca 15.04.13 в 06:26

The whole world is watching
the situation developing

akvaovca 15.04.13 в 06:26

around the diamond
found in Russia.

akvaovca 15.04.13 в 06:27

South African miners promised
not to leave the mine

mykstery 09.02.11 в 22:56

until they find
a larger stone.

mykstery 09.02.11 в 22:56

'We ain't gonna leave the mine.
You hear, you motherfucker!'

akvaovca 18.04.13 в 04:23

Today at 12:48

mykstery 09.02.11 в 22:57

a gem of extraordinary size was found

akvaovca 15.04.13 в 06:31

in the Yakutia mine named "Hopeless".

akvaovca 15.04.13 в 06:30

Amazing, fantastic, gorgeous,

mykstery 09.02.11 в 22:58

the world's largest diamond,
found in Russia,

akvaovca 15.04.13 в 06:32

is on its way to Moscow!

mykstery 09.02.11 в 22:58

In 2 minutes you will hear
the President of Russia

mykstery 09.02.11 в 22:59

addressing the Russian-speaking... Russians.

akvaovca 15.04.13 в 06:33

First of all I want
to congratulate all the Russians:

mykstery 09.02.11 в 22:59

at last our day has come.

mykstery 09.02.11 в 22:59

I've always said
that only a miracle could save us -

akvaovca 15.04.13 в 06:34

and here it is...

mykstery 09.02.11 в 23:00

If our government decides
to sell this diamond,

mykstery 09.02.11 в 23:00

it will not only completely remove
the problem of our external debt,

mykstery 09.02.11 в 23:01

but also allow the whole country,
every person,

mykstery 09.02.11 в 23:01

to spend three years
in the Canary Islands.

akvaovca 15.04.13 в 06:36

We're already negotiating
with the Canarians...

akvaovca 15.04.13 в 06:37