Ширли-Мырли / What a Mess!: Ширли-Мырли

Speaking. Who's a general?
I'm a general? I'm Peepeenov.

akvaovca 08.06.13 в 18:03

Allow me to report - the dangerous
repeat offender Vasily Rabbitov,

akvaovca 08.06.13 в 18:05

With his criminal accomplices
the ambassador and President of the USA...

akvaovca 08.06.13 в 18:07

Third World War?? Because of me??

akvaovca 08.06.13 в 17:09

Already started???
Ohh, you said "retarded"!

akvaovca 08.06.13 в 17:12

Let everyone go?
Even Shitdryev?

akvaovca 08.06.13 в 18:08

Yes, sir!
Everyone is free to go!

akvaovca 08.06.13 в 18:09

This won't go unpunished...!

akvaovca 08.06.13 в 18:13

Our valiant ambassador!

akvaovca 08.06.13 в 18:13

Well? So?

Eusebes 26.03.11 в 16:14

The President just made me a colonel.

akvaovca 08.06.13 в 18:14

- How?
- Very simply.

akvaovca 08.06.13 в 18:15

- He said, "General Peepeenov,
you can now consider yourself a colonel."

akvaovca 08.06.13 в 18:16

- We found nothing, boss.
- Search!

akvaovca 08.06.13 в 18:18

He's got it here, I feel it in my heart.
Did you look in the sauerkraut?

akvaovca 08.06.13 в 18:20

[disguised voice] Hello, who is it?

akvaovca 08.06.13 в 18:23

- Praskov'ya Alekseyevna, please.
- Speaking.

akvaovca 08.06.13 в 18:24

- It's me, Vasily.
- It's me, Snotsky.

akvaovca 08.06.13 в 18:24

I've long yearned to tell you,
Vasily: a man only lives once.

akvaovca 10.06.13 в 06:01

An amazing coincidence,
I've also been recalling that lately.

akvaovca 10.06.13 в 06:02

I think it's high time
for us all to repent and start anew.

akvaovca 10.06.13 в 06:03

Personally, I'm wedding at church now,
and leaving for America by morning.

akvaovca 10.06.13 в 06:04

Where I'll pray for your soul, homo.

akvaovca 10.06.13 в 06:08

Give back the diamond, you bloody monk!

Eusebes 26.03.11 в 16:51

Innokenty Ivanovich!

akvaovca 08.06.13 в 18:25

This is horrible! To confuse you
with some... villain!

akvaovca 08.06.13 в 18:26

Where were their eyes?
And what madman dressed you?

akvaovca 08.06.13 в 18:28

- Where are the guests? Carol?
- That CIA spy has forever left the maestro's heart!

akvaovca 08.06.13 в 18:29

- Who are you?
- He is Koozya, Schniperson's fan.

insidions 04.10.11 в 22:58

And the bride will arrive later,
she's still wedding at the church.

akvaovca 08.06.13 в 18:30

...You've driven me completely mad!

akvaovca 08.06.13 в 18:32

Only music can restore mirth to life.
And anyway - where's my concert suit?

akvaovca 08.06.13 в 18:35

The servant of God Innokenty
is wedding the servant of God Carol

akvaovca 08.06.13 в 18:44

In the name of the Father, the Son,
and the Holy Spirit.

akvaovca 08.06.13 в 18:44

As they say in the old
Russian proverb:

mykstery 30.10.11 в 11:25

"The best Paragraph is an epitaph"...
I mean, "Save the bust for lust".

akvaovca 09.06.13 в 02:20

The servant of God Carol
is wedding the servant of God Innokenty

akvaovca 08.06.13 в 18:44

In the name of the Father, the Son,
and the Holy Spirit. Amen.

akvaovca 08.06.13 в 18:45

Relax everyone. The wedding is interrupted
due to technical difficulties.

akvaovca 08.06.13 в 18:46

Amen, comrades.

Eusebes 15.07.11 в 20:56

Schniperson. Concerto No. 47
for piano and orchestra.

akvaovca 09.06.13 в 03:22

3,865th opus.
Conducted by the composer.

akvaovca 09.06.13 в 03:25

Howdy. Hi.
What's up, bros!

akvaovca 09.06.13 в 03:26

Confrontation!

akvaovca 09.06.13 в 03:27

So, explain to me,
where you hid the diamond.

akvaovca 09.06.13 в 03:32

Are we going to talk or play dumb?!

akvaovca 09.06.13 в 03:35

Oh, yes!

insidions 04.10.11 в 23:01

So, ready to face the music, Musician?
Where's the diamond?

akvaovca 09.06.13 в 03:37

I will answer only in the presence of my attorney!

insidions 04.10.11 в 23:00

That's fine. Here's the attorney,
here's the prosecutor, and there is the jury.

akvaovca 08.06.13 в 18:51