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Once upon a time, an old gray donkey Eeyore, who was always terribly unlucky, especially on Fidays, stood on the lakeshore and thought about life's pecularities.

-A miserable view. A heartbreaking view. A nightmare.
Well, I thought so. It's no better from this side. But why? And for what reason? And what can be concluded from all of that?

/*He heard sounds in the distance, that distracted him from thinking.*/

If I scratch my head - It's nothing bad at all!
In my head a lot of wood chips - Oh-oh-oh!
But though my head is ful of wood chips, also corn chips and some green chips.
I'm composing not so badly...

/*Pooh saw a sad view*/

-Good morning, Eeyore.
-Good morning, Winnie. If you can call it good at all, which I personally doubt.

-How are you?
-Not so well. I even think, I'm bad

- Why is that? What's the matter?
- Nothing, Winnie-the-Pooh, nothing special. Everyone can't ...
- Can't what?
- Have fun, sing, dance.

He was jumping and showing fun, which doesn't look real.

Nothing bad at all, oh-oh-oh and so on.

Pooh decided to go on the other side

-Oh! What happened to your tail?
-And what could happen to my tail?
-It is gone.

-Are you not mistaken?
-The tail is either there or not there at all. One can't be mistaken.
-And what is there then?
-Nothing.
-It can't be.

/*Eeyore examines himself from all sides */

- I think you are right.
- Maybe you left it somewhere.
- I don't think so. Somebody's stolen it. Though, no wonder. In such a day...
- What day?

-Friday, my Birthday.
-Today?
-But who is interested? Noone cares.

/*Pooh even asked again*/

-Birthday?
-Noone cares...
-Your birthday?
-Yes. Don't you see? Presents. Birthday cake. Glace cranberries. Don't you see?
-No.
-Me too.

-It's a joke. Ha-ha.... But I'm not complaining. Don't pay attention to me, Pooh. It's enough that I am so unhappy on my birthday. If everyone else would be unhappy...

-Stay here. Don't go anywhere. I'll come back at once, I'll come back at once.

/* Piglet walks and jumps in front of Winnie's house. */

-Hello, Winnie!
-Hello, Piglet. What are you doing here?
-I want to ring. I was walking by..
-Let me help. Step aside.

/* Winnie keeps calling. His doorebell, yes...*/

-Bad news, Piglet. Eeyore lost his tail.
-He lost what?
-His tail. And it's his birthday today. Why nobody's openning...

- It's his birthday and he's got no tail and no presents.
- Pooh..
- What's up? Are they asleep?!

/* Knocks. Strongly. With a leg. */

- Pooh, but it's your house!
- Ah, right. Then let's come in.

/* Winnie is rummaging in his things. That's not it. */

- Somewhere here, I think... no, that's not it... how did I... no...no, nothing... Where did I... ah! oh!.... Here. I will give him a pot of honey. It will comfort him.

- Pooh! Can I give it to him too? As if it's from both of us.
- No, I don't think it's enough for both.

- Then... then I will give him a balloon. I still have one left, the green one, remember?
- A balloon? That will do. A ballon can comfort anybody. Hurry up and bring it quickly.

/* Winnie went to give his pot of honey to the birthday friend */

As for me, the best present is honey.
And the donkey will understand it in no time.
Even a little, just one teaspoon
This is already fun.
Especially if the pot is full!
But honey is a very tricky thing.
Anything either exist or not.
But honey... I can't understand.
If it is here, one moment - and it disappears.
..........................I think
..................... a half of the pot
-------------------------would be enough
---------------------------for me.

/* Piglet runs to get the green ballon. There and back. He is in a hurry. */

/* And Winnie sat over the pot. So you know what happened to the honey. */

- So, where I was going to go? Oh yes!

Here's the empty pot -
It's a siple thing.
It is not going anywhere!
And that is why this empty pot,
And that is why this empty pot,
So much higher valued!
The end of your suffering and disappointments has begun,
And the nice weather comes at once!
When you have got or he has got, or anybody else has got
- Except me!
A pot without honey as a B-day present!

/* Owl lives here */
PLIZ PULL AND WAITE FOR ANSER. OHL
PLIZ NOCK IF NOBODY ANSER. OHL

- Owl! Open the door! The bear came.
- Ah, hello Wiinie-the-Pooh. Whats the news?

- Sad and awful. Eeyore lost his tail.

- Lost his tail? He-he-he-he. And so what?

- He is very upset. Because it's exactly his birthday today.

-You see, if the tail disappeared on any other day - nobody would notice. But on this day...

- Owl. We need to comfort him somehow.
- And you, did you think up something?
- Yes. I will give him a useful pot.
- This one?
- Yes, and I would like to...

The owl wants to help as well

- Oh! What a nice pot. Looks like someone kept honey in it!
- You can keep anything you want in it. This is a very useful thing. But I would like to...
- Give it to Eeyore, right?
- Yes. But only if...
- We give it to him together?
- No. If you write "Happy Birthday. Pooh" on it.

- And that's all?
- What else?

- You should write like this: "Wish you a Happy Birthday and happiness in your personal life".
- Great. Write it like this. But only add: "Pooh".

- You can't write yourself?
- Well, I can. But my... mm.. orthography is lame. It is good. But lame.

-No, This all won`t get in here. The pot is way too small. You know what, Pooh, tell just like that, in words.
- I`m not very good at this. Don`t you forget, there is only sawdust in my head. Long words upsets me.
-Well, fine, go

The Owl writes from all her heart. With what mistakes?
I wesh..

The most tragical part of the story. A horrible end of a green ballon

Piglet was terribly hurrying. He wanted to be the first who gave his present to Hee-Haw. Well, as if he remembered abot his b-day himself without any hint. He was so lost in day dreams that Hee-Haw would be glad about his gift that he didn`t watch where he was going.. Bamp!!

-I wonder, what was that noise? I couldn`t do it all by myself, could I? And where, I`d like to know, is my ballon? And where has this rag come from? Oh! Mom! Mommy!!

"The black screen of death of the ballon"

"The inscription on the pot is ready"

-Here, listen. I wesh... wesh you a Happy..
- The Owl, where did you get it?

-Where? Oh, this. A nice lace, isn`t it? But don`t prevent me.
-It reminds me someone.

-...Birthday..
-I`ve defenetily seen it before. But I can`t remember where.
-In the wood. I`ve noticed it by chance. On the bush.
-On the bush.

-Yes, and why?
-No, nothing, carry on.
-...Birthday. I wesh...wesh
-What did you say?
-I wesh!

-No, there was something about the bush.
-Oh, yes. One day I was going through the wood. And what did I see? There`s a lace hanging.

-On the bush?
-Yes, on the bush of, God, how is it,thistle.

-Bless you! So, what`s next? You just sneezed when you were going to say.

/*On the bush, you say? Of thistle?*/

-I didn`t sneeze.
-No, you did, Owl. I`m sorry, I interrupted you.

-I`m sorry, Pooh, but I didn`t sneeze. You can`t sneeze without knowing you did.

-But you also can`t know that somebody sneezed when no one did.
-I`m telling you..
-I`m sorry, you didn`t finish about the lace.

-Yes. Well, there was that lace. First, I thought, I thought - what if anyone lived there. I rang, no one answered me. At all

- Well here comes again, you sneezed. God bless you.
- I rang one more time.
- God bless you. So what?
- And again.
- God bless you.

/* and then i rang a loud - and it had fallen off */
- and then i rang a loud, and... AHCHOO! Whats going on? It had fa-llen off.
- Had fallen off. I see.

- Ahchoo! As to my mind, ahchoo... nobody needs it, I took it home. Ahchoo!
- An Owl, somebody needs it so much.
- Really? Whom? Can I ask?

- My friend Eeyore needs it. He liked it so much. He was really attached to it.
- Ahchoo!
- If you would be so kind and give it this lace to him as a B-day present, he'll be so happy.
- Ahchoo!
- God bless you.

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