Система Доставки / Unique Delivery System: Глава 4

Chapter 4

Camrad_RIP 12.02.22 в 11:22

There are pleasant moments in the life of the courier.

Camrad_RIP 12.02.22 в 19:00

I mean, besides the free munchies from cancelled orders.

Camrad_RIP 12.02.22 в 19:01

For example, in the morning I decided that I couldn't give a shit about this job. And allowed me to lie in bed for an extra hour. It was a real pleasure because I had to listen to everyone else getting ready for everything else.

Camrad_RIP 12.02.22 в 19:02

In the evening, while everyone was explaining to me exactly how to fry the chicken and why carrots must be cut in straws rather than circles, I suddenly started chatting with the people around me. It turned out that, for the most part, they were quite decent people, and some shared my hobbies. It's a bit unusual to discuss the plot twists of Morrowind in the middle of the night with someone who was playing it before I was born. If he was sober at the same time, I'd love to have him on the stream as a guest. By the way, can we do a stream from the life of a courier?

Camrad_RIP 12.02.22 в 19:03

However, I over-salted the rice anyway. That's okay, you learn from your mistakes.

Camrad_RIP 12.02.22 в 19:05

Since I was given a new category, it makes sense to try new "quests". There are more bonuses out there, but it's worth figuring out how hard the work itself is. In theory, the better worker you are, the more you get loaded, and I don't really like that. It might even be worth it to be late somewhere, or to take some days just for regular delivery so I don't stand out.

Camrad_RIP 12.02.22 в 19:11

The idea that I actually wanted a room and to sit quietly at the computer didn't seem so obvious anymore. Of course, having my own room is cool, especially when one of the neighbors is poisoned by something and farts uncontrollably in his sleep.

Camrad_RIP 12.02.22 в 19:11

But...

Camrad_RIP 12.02.22 в 19:12

There's something about this running around. I guess after all these years spent pumping out new and new characters, it makes me feel uncomfortable if I don't develop at least something. And the process itself - you kind of wander mindlessly, people, houses, clouds floating by. But at the same time, you know exactly that you are needed, that they are waiting for you... ...hoping... ...swearing... even though they gave you the wrong address.

Camrad_RIP 12.02.22 в 19:13

It was all a morning thought, and in the evening I would object to it with indignation, and the weather was only nice for now, but it would change in the fall, but that would be later! I opened the plastic curtain separating the seventh counter from the general hall, as usual, without hesitation. Oh, here's the main character. What else could a disheveled, bespectacled, skinny, and slouchy man be? Only a future Marty Sue.

Camrad_RIP 12.02.22 в 19:15

+Delivery Courier - 1 lv.

Camrad_RIP 12.02.22 в 19:16

A newbie. And he is already being introduced to the business.

Camrad_RIP 12.02.22 в 19:17

"Hello, everyone!"

Camrad_RIP 12.02.22 в 19:17

Brute distracted himself for a moment with a wave of his hand, Abstinence either nodded or shuddered again, you couldn't see under the hood, and the Old Man only looked up from the newspaper and back down.

Camrad_RIP 12.02.22 в 19:20

The lecture, meanwhile, continued:

Camrad_RIP 12.02.22 в 19:20

"The main thing is not to take too many system quests. Yes, you'll get stuck in them deeper, and although the rates are higher there, believe me, it's not worth it! Did you take the warranty?"

Camrad_RIP 12.02.22 в 19:22

The goggle-eyed kid nodded:

Camrad_RIP 12.02.22 в 19:23

"Of course!"

Camrad_RIP 12.02.22 в 19:23

"Then you have two ways..."

Camrad_RIP 12.02.22 в 19:23

If you're the protagonist, they explain everything to you and give you wise mentors. But if you're a "story-supporter," then sit back and pretend that you've known everything for a long time. The main thing is not to move your ears so obviously.

Camrad_RIP 12.02.22 в 19:24

"First of all, you can just go B1, B2. Three at most! Three you will be given with a box, all newcomers are given it, it also runs the application. There's not much of it Unreality, the warranty works, all right, if you turn your head. Or you break the seal and start grinding points. It's every man for himself, you can do as this romantic," he nodded at Abstinence. "You can get to E without any gadgets. But then don't whine, it's all your own fault."

Camrad_RIP 13.02.22 в 09:11

"Where do they pay better?"

Camrad_RIP 13.02.22 в 09:11

"In Google and the Presidential Administration. This is a Delivery service, where are the big bucks coming from? There are opportunities, but don't be a fool, unreal is a suck-in. Before you realize it, you've got a tail, tentacles instead of arms, and eyes all over your body! You work a bit and jump off when it's not too late"

Camrad_RIP 13.02.22 в 09:13

Eh, maybe I should switch to sidekicks, or become a henchman altogether? Then you're almost guaranteed to survive the story... although that's if the genre is defined correctly. In tragedy, the sidekick can still survive if the hero has to be killed - someone has to return the family gold watch to his son, right? But in horror...

Camrad_RIP 13.02.22 в 09:14

I glanced at Abstinecet, who was swaying dejectedly on the floor against the wall.He was working so hard that he'd made it to the fifth grade, wasn't he? And I'm rushing up there, too. A bit of such life, and then we'll be sitting together.

Camrad_RIP 13.02.22 в 09:17

Shaking it off, I pulled out my phone and noted the start of my shift. Then I asked out of nowhere:

Camrad_RIP 13.02.22 в 10:11

"Does anyone know about employee housing? Is it a worthwhile topic?"

Camrad_RIP 13.02.22 в 09:18

Brute picked up the phone, looked at me through it, and replied with a grim grin:

Camrad_RIP 13.02.22 в 10:13

"For you, condemned, maybe. And you," he turned to Goggles. "You'd better stay out of it. You might get eaten there."

Camrad_RIP 13.02.22 в 09:20

I objected out of a sense of contradiction:

Camrad_RIP 13.02.22 в 10:14

"Oh, come on. I live in a hostel, it's certainly not worse. And anyway, easy work. take it and deliver it. Legs hurt in the evening, but you can buy a bike. Then it will hurt not only legs, but also back, arms, and ass! But you'll have time to go everywhere!"

Camrad_RIP 13.02.22 в 10:20

Old man, turning the page of the newspaper, suddenly falsely sing:

Camrad_RIP 13.02.22 в 10:21

"In Madagascar, in Colombo and the Sahara, I've been everywhere, I was around the world!"

Camrad_RIP 13.02.22 в 09:21

Brute nodded:

Camrad_RIP 13.02.22 в 10:22

"Baron is definitely one of ours. There are Unrealityt reeks of his adventure."
T.N.

Camrad_RIP 13.02.22 в 10:34

The eyeglass man tried to catch up:

Camrad_RIP 13.02.22 в 10:34

"Are folk tales from here, too?"

Camrad_RIP 13.02.22 в 10:35

"No, that's different," Brute didn't take a joking tone. "It's more like the prophets. The stove rides itself, the water goes to the house itself, the pies bake themselves - clearly a retelling of the realities of the twenty-first century by a medieval mystic. The stove is a machine, the water, understandably, the pies are from fast food. The mirror, aka a saucer with an apple on it," he picked up the phone. "Yemelya himself is a typical delivery man. Found his point, bombed to the full, without getting involved in the lower ones, finished the unreal and got out in time."

Camrad_RIP 13.02.22 в 10:39

Tomboy didn't show up, and they didn't pay any attention to me, so I went to the issuing office first, to get the first "quest" packet. The storekeeper, in response to my question about housing, pointed a "thermometer" at me again, and then everything miraculously worked and another tab popped up. Today's technology scares me.

Camrad_RIP 13.02.22 в 10:43

I was delivering "meat" again, and judging by the shape and weight of the roll, it was a tenderloin. The package was securely packed, although I don't understand why they give out both the household goods and fresh products from the same window. Something's going on here with the orders, there's no consumer watchdog on them!

Camrad_RIP 13.02.22 в 10:44

I didn't delve into the delivery, the terms of the "quest" were average idiocy, much more interested in the available list of bonuses for "C1".

Camrad_RIP 13.02.22 в 10:47

To begin with, accommodation turned out to be paid for and was paid in double currency, that is, I could choose what share to pay with money and what share with Delivery bonuses, but bonuses of at least ten percent were mandatory. That is, at least one quest every three days had to be done. I tried to combine everything so that to pay not much more than in the hostel, but also leave bonuses to develop. Sadly convinced that in any case housing will cost twice as much like a bunk with a curtain, I considered the proposed options.

Camrad_RIP 13.02.22 в 10:52

They were like copycats, and some person with a bad sense of humor had put all the pictures through a filter, which made it look like a room.... Yes, yes, in the crappiest RPG tavern, at the beginning of the game, when you only have five coppers for the rats you killed.

Camrad_RIP 13.02.22 в 10:54

"Mo-ortal!"

Camrad_RIP 12.02.22 в 19:28

"Your order, thank you for using our Delivery, have a nice day."

Camrad_RIP 12.02.22 в 19:27

I did not take my eyes off the phone, comparing the two pictures, and I did not listen to what the client was wheezing about. Another epidemic, no time for him. Here we need to understand why the variant, which differs only in the presence of a pot with a flower on the window sill, is twice as expensive?

Camrad_RIP 13.02.22 в 10:56

Realizing that, I marked the delivery and almost immediately received the order. As I drove along, I also got into the description of the location... I mean, the lodging. It turned out that the cheap option was booked by someone, and I would have to move out as soon as the main tenant arrived. Makes sense in some ways, he left the shift home, his place was immediately rented to a new tenant. Did they at least change the linens?

Camrad_RIP 13.02.22 в 10:59

The list of services was almost the same as what was offered in the hostel. But there was an important difference - they were free! What does that mean? To be realistic, the iron is probably broken, the washing machine is dead, and so on. However, everyone winged the two pluses. Separate housing and location - almost downtown! Plus an hour of sleep in the morning, plus an hour for personal business in the evening. If it's okay with the security, then you can put a computer and right after work gets a little fun for the benefit of the purse. That is to pump reputation and the level in the real world and do the same thing for less money but in the game.

Camrad_RIP 13.02.22 в 11:02

That didn't sound very interesting. I was eager to get back to my old life, wasn't I?

Camrad_RIP 13.02.22 в 11:03