Система Доставки / Unique Delivery System: Глава 21

Chapter 21

Camrad_RIP 14.05.22 в 18:38

"You know why slime girls are the best? They're always wet!"

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 05:45

I looked at Stick-in-the-ass, then at Oleg. Without turning away from the monitor, he waved his hands like, "I don't know this man". It's impressive how he realized that he needed a booster for intelligence. Read the guide? Although what is it, listened to the video instead.

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 05:48

"Look, Oleg," the protagonist of the TV series about the creators turned around in his chair and raised an eyebrow questioningly. We were sitting in his office, they have the main site here, and he was lazily assembling some video on his personal PC. "Why didn't you just ask how much the potion cost?"

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 05:49

The Creator sighed (he was generally a silent hero and preferred to communicate in gestures):

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 05:50

"We found out. But the minimum offer was one and a half times more than we collected as a team, and time is short. Is it really true that everyone in the System is such a crook?"

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 05:52

No, it's simpler than that-you're from Skills, and everyone knows that creators always have something. Not now - you'll quickly make more, so everyone's cutting you off. We, Delivery, are couriers and drivers, logistics. There's a lot of money, and lots of opportunities, but all the time in the cold, stomp-stomp-stomp by the legs, and interact with unpleasant creatures that can eat you. And you "rich IT people", there, in the office, you're always sitting in warm armchairs, and all you have to do is to press a button with your finger. This joker, - I nodded at Stick-in-the-ass, - seems to be in his office once a day? And he makes as much money the same day as I do in a month!

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 05:55

"So what opportunities do you have?"

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 05:55

I condescendingly looked at the Stick-in-the-ass, picked up my phone, flipped through it, and showed it to him.

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 05:56

"Uh... So they exist..."

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 05:56

"The hand is mine. This picture is from the day before yesterday."

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 05:56

He frowned angrily because Mira's tail was clutched in my hand. She was looking over her shoulder.

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 05:58

"Do you have more?!"

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 05:58

"I have, but I won't show you," I said, and bent down to explain. "Your eyes will burst, you little runt."

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 05:59

Hmm, am I overdoing it with the " Horny Fatty" image? No, it's just right. Besides, I remember how I got my ass kicked by an adventuress for being so inconsiderate. But the picture was worth it!

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 06:01

"Hey, what's going on around here, anyway?"

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 06:09

Rastaman on the other side of me spoke without quitting his character, a little long and gnarly. Oleg must have had some sort of main stage show because as soon as I came in with the elixir, they dragged me here. Or was it an accident? For example, put chairs from the tables along the wall, and formed a cot for Rasta and a sitter for Stick-in-the-ass, so they got used to it? Then again, his coffee machine is expensive.

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 06:11

"Unreal happens. It turns out that humans are a magical race, capable of embodying fantasies. And what helps us in this is the breakthrough of the Chaos Primordial, which is either there or not, or even invented, but in fact, it is different."

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 06:12

Everyone was silent, pondering the concept. The first to come to his senses was Stick-in-the-ass:

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 06:16

"And why don't you pump up the skills yourself?"

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 06:16

"Different classes, apparently. Or innate abilities? I haven't figured it out yet, and how can you figure out what's constantly changing? Well, the general principles."

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 06:23

"It's kind of murky..."

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 06:23

I tried to simplify:

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 06:23

"Look - you can create the skill of walking through worlds. And where I depend on the System, you will walk freely and easily."

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 06:24

"Yeah, right on! I only have four slots, one for combat, and one for survivability! Does Delivery have that?"

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 06:25

I estimated:

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 06:25

"We also have slots, but for equipment, and without restrictions on the level. You can wear whatever you want. But the stronger you are, the farther they send you."

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 06:26

"Mm-hmm, I understand the principle. Don't you have any skills?"

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 06:26

"Default walking ability, plus I have one free slot. But I'm not doing anything with it yet."

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 06:27

"Makes sense, we too are all in doubt. In this game, it's easy to pump only combat. Xianxia, everything is tied to the fights. We're still two months away from magic!"

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 06:28

"And others have tried."

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 06:41

All three shook their heads, but Stick-in-the-ass answered again:

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 06:47

"Does not work for some reason. We tried everything, but the program doesn't catch them!"

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 06:49

Well, yes, at first I was also running a routine. I had to work my head to get to the profitable quests. I could tell them... But first I'll get a set of skills for my charges. Friendship is friendship, I'll definitely bring them what I ordered, but to hint at the fact that the Systems have the option to maneuver yet a little too early. I will make a premium for the deal - it costs nothing, and they will be pleased.

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 06:51

"Look, what other Systems are there?"

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 06:52

"Different, but the only two big ones are Development and Hunting."

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 07:01

"What are they doing?"

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 07:34

"I don't know, I haven't encountered it yet."

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 07:35

I didn't tell him that I planned to go to the Hunt Territory. Who knows how it would turn out? If a seasoned delivery man said "don't mess with it," it meant something. But I had already been shown a list of almost ready skills, I could download myself and go to the Mages Guild... and there's no material. In fact, I should have searched for analogs of this particular item, as it turned out that they were all in " Hunt Territory". Suspicious.

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 16:30

I wish I knew what that meant.

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 16:30

How about ordering another guide? Ha, and how did the guide about the dummies help me? Calm me down a little bit? But should I calm down if I'm about to go on a dangerous raid? Or is it better to be scared and scared of every shadow, but come back home?

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 16:33

My musings were interrupted by the swinging door. The Stern Man burst in, gave us a wild look, then jumped up to me and grabbed my hand and began to shake it, silently and furiously expressing his satisfaction with the quality of the potion he had brought. Only half a minute later he finally uttered an articulate, "It worked! She's better now!"

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 16:35

Oleg and Stick-in-the-ass gave me triumphant applause, and I was about to turn the conversation to how I was going to get my skills when I heard an extended cry:

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 16:37

"Won't you get in trouble? The girl's been treated for a year, right? Suddenly she's healthy?"

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 16:37

Everyone turned to me as the chief expert on miracles, and I had to pull out my phone again:

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 16:38

"Inspector, good afternoon. Am I interrupting? No, it's all right, it's a working matter for you-I brought a healing potion for the Skills boys. A girl needed to be healed. It's all through the System, with the ordering, I remember the rules. But there won't be any questions about the miraculously healed girl? Yeah, got it. By the way, what about those demons our bespectacled guy spotted? Staying home? Of course, that's what I'm gonna do! I'm not an idiot!"

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 16:40

After saying goodbye, I explained:

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 16:41

"There is nothing wrong with it, you can safely use it. Everyone will assume that the previous treatment has worked."

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 16:42

Stern Man shook my hand again, thanking me, and then nodded at the phone:

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 16:43

"What is this, the Watch?"(*)

Camrad_RIP 15.05.22 в 16:43