Система Доставки / Unique Delivery System: Глава 13

Chapter 13

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 16:43

"This is unbearable!"

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 16:43

"You agreed to it, so work."

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 16:43

"Pervert! Do you even know that that's not what girls are for?"

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 16:55

"Bend over... more. Hey, are you going to bend at all, what did I pay you for?"

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 16:56

"I'm already bent out! I can't do it more!"

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 17:00

"And you do your best. And look at me with a smile, I want to see the joy on your face!"

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 17:01

The girl snorted angrily and sagged, and then grinned her fangs in such a promising smile that my phone almost fell out of my hands. But it didn't, so I continued the photoshoot.

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 17:03

It's not every day you get to shoot a real cat lady stretching in bed.

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 17:04

Actually, the brothel was last in line. I wanted to check the prices of spices first. I guess it was the history lessons and the memory of the bland porridge from the local diner. But then I had to admit that higher-class places might be better with pepper, and who knows how much more fragrant spices are in demand in a world full of non-human races. A Beastman with his sense of smell wouldn't like pepper, and an elf might die... probably.

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 17:05

Condoms were also on the list. I put them at the bottom of the list, and only because the writers of the post-apocalypse are convinced that they're indispensable. So I went to the brothel to find out about direct supplies.

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 17:07

Already in the place, looking at a couple of customers and five girls, I realized... if you can still find something for a halfдштп man, it's harder to find something for a minotaur. Individual orders are expensive, and there's no profit in it. And then a catgirl came down the hall! That's when I knew what I had to do!

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 17:07

To my joyful cry of "This one!" it was replied that Mistress Mira was leaving and could only spare fifteen minutes, so if I had enough... The implication, apparently, was that I would proudly pay double for an hour at once. I'm supposed to be an overconfident young man by my age, right? That's okay, I'm not proud, five minutes was enough for me. I wanted pictures of an exotic woman, I got them!

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 17:12

Although, my money in this institution was only enough to look at.

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 17:13

And judging by what she was wearing now, it was the right choice.

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 17:13

"Isn't the outfit too warlike?"

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 17:15

Mira (I wanted so badly to call her "Mir-r-nya-ah") tapped her finger on the scabbard, which had an iron sign attached to it. I took a picture of it, too: the divided shield had four parts. A sword, a staff, a book, and a bow.

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 17:16

"So you're an adventurer..."

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 17:16

"Yeah."

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 17:16

"And you come here for fun?"

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 17:17

"And for money. You can make some extra money if you don't have orders."

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 17:17

She was getting dressed, and I was filming this fascinating process at the same time.

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 17:18

"And what if the client is unpleasant?"

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 17:50

"I'll kill him."

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 17:51

Well, that makes sense.

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 17:52

As I was sorting pictures, I didn't notice when Mira, having completed her outfit, came up to me and peeked into my phone... put her arm around me... stroked my shoulder... Then the girl's hand rested on my chest, but before I had time to imagine something appropriate to the situation, I was taken by the throat and my back was pressed into the wall:

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 18:08

"You only paid by watching!"

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 18:09

"I am!"

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 18:09

"You made my pictures!"

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 18:09

Mira half-sniffed and half-purred, and I would have been frightened... if she'd pulled out a weapon. She didn't even let her claws out.

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 18:19

"You know what I do with clients like that?"

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 18:20

She even tried to lift me, but for once the weight was working for me. So I clung to her paw, lifted my head higher, and wheezed:

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 18:20

"Claim your share?"

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 18:37

"Half!"

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 18:37

"Ten percent."

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 18:48

Mira froze, and then hissed as she tried to pick me up again. Again it didn't work, and she just kicked me to the floor. And then she sat on top of me and purred:

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 18:48

"Half, no less!"

Camrad_RIP 20.02.22 в 18:54

"Here... great service... I didn't order this."

Camrad_RIP 22.02.22 в 06:31

You can learn a lot about yourself at times like this. For some reason, I couldn't be afraid of this girl's fluffy fur and flattened ears. She jumped up from me and pressed me to the floor with her knee. I had to make a concession:

Camrad_RIP 22.02.22 в 06:33

"Ten percent. Twenty if you bring a female friend."

Camrad_RIP 22.02.22 в 06:34

The adventurer thought about it and suggested:

Camrad_RIP 22.02.22 в 06:34

"Ten friends at once and you give it all?"

Camrad_RIP 22.02.22 в 06:35

"Neck... let go..."

Camrad_RIP 22.02.22 в 06:35

Her eyes are beautiful, amber.

Camrad_RIP 22.02.22 в 08:17

Mira let go of her neck but still had her hand on the chest. It's perfectly feline behavior to choke a mouse, then let it go and wait for it to start fluttering again. Okay, I'll flutter:

Camrad_RIP 22.02.22 в 08:18

The realization is mine, the delivery is mine, the processing of the photos is mine - there's no normal light, no ambiance! And you want half at once?

Camrad_RIP 22.02.22 в 08:19

"I want!"

Camrad_RIP 22.02.22 в 08:20

"Suck it. You get a tenth of what I make from selling pictures."

Camrad_RIP 22.02.22 в 08:20

She tapped her finger on her lips thoughtfully and suggested:

Camrad_RIP 22.02.22 в 08:20

"Are you going to sell something else along with them and make money on it? Half!"

Camrad_RIP 22.02.22 в 08:21