Система Доставки / Unique Delivery System: Глава 23

Chapter 23

Camrad_RIP 22.05.22 в 11:25

A city is like a city, some places are just like home. And it has the same name... Maybe it is one world and reality, like people, has its own disembodied, which is where I walk? Unless the portals hanging here and there are a little disorienting - how many passages to other worlds are there? Or are they simulations after all? To tame the hounds before the real hunt?

Camrad_RIP 26.05.22 в 19:07

Hunt is much harsher than Delivery, you can't turn off the warranty, and they don't even have an app. Why be aware that you are a tool in someone's tentacles if everything is so good and successful? You enter the gate, shoot another loser, take some of his power - where do the leftovers go?

Camrad_RIP 27.05.22 в 08:35

I was also given sugar to a stray dog that happened to stray into the pack - both rings and the gauntlet were fully charged when I passed through the portal. And I got a thousand points on my Delivery account, a "hard work bonus". It seems like a small thing, but the System, which is charging for every sneeze, has dropped as much as a thousand? So it'd gotten a lot of energy through the courier's gear.

Camrad_RIP 27.05.22 в 08:38

Something went crazy for me. Maybe it's the title's fault, maybe it's my fault - while I was waiting for the fun adventures, they came. But as soon as I thought about the meaning of what is happening, as soon as the degree of seriousness increased. Has our show brought in a new writer? Are the ratings dropping?

Camrad_RIP 27.05.22 в 08:49

Angels from Delivery, Demons from the Hunt, Creators from Skills... hmm, who's missing? What do the guys in Development do? Build temples with pillars? What for? On the other hand, what makes me think I have to be an angel? I have already been summoned by demon worshippers at least once. They may have been pranksters, but the System responded to the summons. That's a pretty bold hint. And then the creator Oleg said that we are dangerous guys. And I can not argue! Besides, did you see me from the side? Angels do not have that many chins!

Camrad_RIP 27.05.22 в 08:59

I automatically followed the instructions that popped up in the app. I kept going, going somewhere, but why? Maybe I should get out of here? Shut everything down, bring the über-uns to a habitable place, and go home to my computer? What would a normal person do in my place? A year or so of C-rank quests, at the most, take some D. Trading past the cash register potions and reagents. Buy some useful skill from the Creators, and finally drink a potion of oblivion, not to remember the miracles and not even accidentally get into them again. Also a popular story, I'm not the only one who guessed that - "they lived happily ever after". How many such deniers of miracles are there in the world? Memorylessness guarantees safety; you don't see the demon, the demon doesn't eat your soul. But then, on the other hand, it eats someone else, and that's wrong.

Camrad_RIP 27.05.22 в 11:31

Well, if the System exists, it means that it is needed for something. Everything has a right to exist.

Camrad_RIP 27.05.22 в 11:32

Except Fortnite.

Camrad_RIP 27.05.22 в 11:32

Such trash must be destroyed.

Camrad_RIP 27.05.22 в 11:32

I looked around, the places looked suspiciously familiar. That's what happens in dreams when everything seems right, but it's not the way it should be. What was Grandpa saying about dreams? And how do his words relate to the unreal? What about quantum physics? What if I had lost consciousness after a week of streaming and was now lying there, delirious? And the whole adventure was just a dream?

Camrad_RIP 27.05.22 в 11:37

No, I've heard that's what screenwriters get kicked for.

Camrad_RIP 27.05.22 в 11:38

I somehow managed to step to the side and see beyond the edge of the scenery. The real world, messy and held together by nails and duct tape, is not a fairy tale at all. To fascinate a miracle has to be real, shiny, and buzzing, and here it's just working with weird people, plus all the things you knew about but just never saw before. It's just "reality around the corner." Always knew there were magicians, superheroes, and other losers without a steady job around, after all. Now I'm one of them.

Camrad_RIP 27.05.22 в 13:48

I was just lucky enough to learn a little bit more about the world. There are different kinds of luck: a friend of mine from the gaming guild told me how he made money on bitcoins - he bought them for ten dollars and sold them for a profit. When they were worth fifteen hundred. He bought a car and renovated his apartment. And in 2017 he wanted to commit suicide.

Camrad_RIP 27.05.22 в 13:50

By the way, I haven't seen him online in a long time...

Camrad_RIP 27.05.22 в 13:50

Slowly coming to my senses, I walked through the city, which was changing before my eyes. I got a little wet in the rain and stood in a back alley while a demonstration with black flags passed by. I upset some guy by saying I didn't know where "that street with the house" was. What makes this guy think couriers know the city? I'm not even sure what planet I'm on!

Camrad_RIP 27.05.22 в 13:53

When the Internet started working, I tried to buy something for dinner. It took the terminal a long time to figure out how to pay, but Delivery was activated and finally passed. I checked on Junior - he was rushing around, wanting to complete a package of thirty deliveries for the day and collect a bonus. Judging by the reports, he is not cheating, but if I were him, I certainly would not admit it?

Camrad_RIP 27.05.22 в 13:54

Finally, after the third sausage in the dough, the world became colorful and pleasant to the touch. Now I can think about the future, for example...

Camrad_RIP 27.05.22 в 13:55

Beep.

Camrad_RIP 27.05.22 в 13:55

+Congratulations with getting a new level!

Camrad_RIP 30.05.22 в 19:46

A unique bonus is available to you - the night shift! All rewards x2, exciting quests and bonus points are waiting for you!

Camrad_RIP 30.05.22 в 19:46

Thank you, dear Delivery, I don't need to work at night. Besides, if you pay twice as much, the dangers will be five times as much as the daytime.

Camrad_RIP 30.05.22 в 19:47

Beep.

Camrad_RIP 27.05.22 в 13:56

+The night shift bonus applies to all active packages!

Camrad_RIP 30.05.22 в 19:47

System, go to hell. For today it's enough the Hunt for me.

Camrad_RIP 30.05.22 в 19:48

Beep.

Camrad_RIP 27.05.22 в 13:56

The refusal button turned gray and became inactive.

Camrad_RIP 30.05.22 в 19:49

The Labor Inspectorate is not working with you! Hmm, or is it work? Who should I ask about Sistema's social security? Ah, so that's why they introduced self-employment, now it all makes sense! Exploitation of the population by tentacles from other worlds!

Camrad_RIP 30.05.22 в 19:52

However, it was already clear that I was not going anywhere. First of all, I was on the trail, and I didn't know how to get home. Secondly, the mood after the hunt had finally returned, and I had enough strength even for jokes. And of course, if something is offered to me so insistently, it must be impossible without it. If you call yourself a messenger, go where they tell you to go.

Camrad_RIP 30.05.22 в 19:54

+An exclusive rescue mission is available! Help a friend and he will help you!

Camrad_RIP 30.05.22 в 19:45

I pulled a loser once...

Camrad_RIP 30.05.22 в 19:56

Yes.

Camrad_RIP 27.05.22 в 13:56

+Go to the other side of the street, try to walk so that the sun shines in your eyes.

Camrad_RIP 31.05.22 в 05:51

I pulled the hood of the cape down, shielding myself from the light, and moved toward the increased bonus. How did Delivery get by without phones? Although fairy tales say it quite straightforward - a ball from Baba-Yaga itself will lead where you say, just have time to run after it. It should work even better than the phone: all attention is on the object, you don't notice the changing world around you, you don't strain yourself, and you don't embody the real world back.

Camrad_RIP 31.05.22 в 05:53

And instead of Alice or Siri from the courier bowser human voice prompt "do not sit on the stump, do not eat pie, the customer has already two times contacted by the plate with an apple!"

Camrad_RIP 31.05.22 в 05:54

Checking showed that I was already level twelve. I went to Hunt on my own, so why did the System Level go up? Or was I used in the meantime? Dumb - if they gave me a bonus, then I did something there. I guess the point was to save the hounds. Or was it to keep them from shooting the priest?

Camrad_RIP 31.05.22 в 05:57

I thought again about what I had seen today, and the mood crept down again. If Delivery comes into the world, it's a chance. And if Hunt comes, there's no chance, it's too harsh. My mind still shuts down when I think about the warranty.

Camrad_RIP 31.05.22 в 05:58

So, where was I? Oh yeah - why is this continuation taking so long to come out? Did the author decide to change the plot again?

Camrad_RIP 31.05.22 в 05:59

I followed the System's instructions while digging into my phone, not paying too much attention to my surroundings. I only noticed that it was getting dark too quickly.

Camrad_RIP 31.05.22 в 18:47

The novelties of the King's Road did not please me in the least. The promotional tape was full of "Dark Killers" and "Bloody Magicians. Those fans of blackness! All they want terrible secrets and horrible rituals. And everyone knows from childhood that at the end of the first year any Hogwarts student could make a pineapple dance.

Camrad_RIP 04.06.22 в 10:13

To make a pineapple dance or make a skeleton walk what is the fundamental difference?

Camrad_RIP 04.06.22 в 10:14

Out of boredom I went to the general chat room of Delivery and for the sake of entertainment created a thread:

Camrad_RIP 31.05.22 в 19:05

+Folks, who's met Death? How's the client, problematic?

Camrad_RIP 31.05.22 в 19:06

I attached a deposit of six hundred and a limit of two responses to the thread.

Camrad_RIP 31.05.22 в 19:06

+What kind of death? Specify, there are many of them.

Camrad_RIP 31.05.22 в 19:06

I don't recommend it, he's a creepy bore. And the voice in your head resonates unpleasantly. Get headphones or a soundhole.

Camrad_RIP 31.05.22 в 19:12

+There are ordered for a plan in the DnD-like setting, they are all "death" there, they dress up as a shadow in a balaclava with a scythe. Clients are so-so, they don't give tips as a matter of principle. They can grab you and eat you, I advise enhanced physical protection.

Camrad_RIP 31.05.22 в 19:13

The prize is sent to the first three commenters - payment for their message and a hundred extra points, the third for a detailed answer another hundred points discounted. That's how I learned a little more about the world for the cost of an hour's work. And without all that necromancy.

Camrad_RIP 31.05.22 в 19:14

However, even seeing the expended limit, my colleagues continued to spend money on chitchat, and I tossed in encouragement. So another three hundred points went away, and some really useful things were said.

Camrad_RIP 31.05.22 в 19:15

+Wait at the yellow bus stop.

Camrad_RIP 31.05.22 в 19:15