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Девятая серия Friends with Better Lives. До 7 минуты. Много пропусков, но, надеюсь, и это пригодится.

- What's going on?
– Ah, nothing.
– Ugh, nothing means the best kind of something. Let me see.
– No.
– Let me see.
– No! Augh!
– Will's online dating profile. Thank you Santa!
– A lot of people are doing it.
– Yeah, a lot of losers.
– ... had a hard time with women since the divorce.
– And who says my dream woman is waiting for me on the internet?
– And who says that she won't ... a 50-years-old guy from ...?
– Hi Will. You like the picture of me in pretty ... dress? Oh, surprise – here's my balls.
– This book that mommy's making is gonna get you into the best preschool ever.
– Charley, here you are at the park, here you are eating an ice-cream.
– And here you are playing the first ... at the ... Orchestra.
– Thank you Photoshop.
– ....
– ..into the best elementary schools and then the best high schools, and, then, of course, the best colleges. Charley, this book is just gonna make the other ... look like a bunch of ...
– Come on, big boy. Let's go put the best diaper on that best butt. Here we go.
– Guys, something terrible happened. My assistant's mother died.
– That is terrible.
– I know – she is taking the whole week off.
– Well, if you need an assistant I can do it. I have no any auditions on this week and I ... the money.
– Oh, yeah, It's just that I just need someone who ..., detail-oriented.
– Sounds like you don't think I can do it.
– Oh, good, then I've been clear.
– Here is a thing. Working for ... can be very difficult.
– I'm sorry, honey. I just really need someone who's a professional.
– Oh, you still blame me for the ... spring formal.
– Yeah, you begged to be my .... and I let you. But you screwed a booze order and we ran out of drinks by 9. I had to have sex with a freshman, sober.
– That was 10 years ago. Please just give me a chance.
– Alright, fine. Plus, I'll get you cheaper than a real person. Let's give a shot.
– I'll be the best assistant ever.
– Don't use that voice at work.
– Hello!
– Hey.
– Hi. Can we have 2 coffees to go please?
– Yeah.
– We kind of .... hard to get to this preschool interview.
– ... Charley goes ... to a preschool?
– If we get in. I just... I can't believe you ... jeans. Why didn't you wear what I laid out for you?
– Cos I'm not 3.
– OK, let's go over one more time.
– We don't need to go over one more time.
– OK, you say that but then you'll get to the room and you'll get nervous and you'll just fall apart. So, remember, don't over..., don't keep saying 'awesome'.
– I'll try to contain my awesomes.
– And don't answer a question with a question. We clear?
– .... just shove your hand up my ass and I ... my mouth?
– Question with a question. And yes, if that were an option, we would already be there.
– Look at the parents in this brochure. OK. Gay, lesbian, Indian, ... We are so ordinary, we don't have a ... Why do we have to be so occasion?
– Stop worrying. She's gonna love us. She's gonna love the album you've made.
– ... no, no, no. I've left the album at ... We've got nothing.
– We're good people. We love our son.
– We have nothing!
– Good morning my friends! Mrs. Bowmont. Shall we?
– Nice to meet you, Mrs. Bowmont. Shall we?
– He's being funny. Don't be that.
– Please follow me and let's find out if you and ... are a good fit.
– .... or die time. Now or never. ... down to this.
– Then. How are we today?
– Good, good.
– Yeah.
– So good. We are really... we're just so good. Plus, also, I might add that ... map, and science and the English and all the other ones, all the educations.
– Are you OK?
– Me? I'm awesome!
– Good morning, Mrs. Pierce.
– Hey Jules. Would you like a muffin?
– Oh, no, I'm good, actually. I don't like on the job.
– That was a friendship offer. And you gave me a business response. Excellent! That's not a really muffin, anyway. It's a scented candle. Now, as you know, I manage the online presence of celebrities. So, you can't freak out of, say, Beyonce's calls.
– I would say, «Hello, Mrs. Carter,» inside I'd be doing my happy dance but she'd never know.
– Excellent! Now, I need you to get Andy a gift to thank her for recommending ... class to one of the Justine Biber's people. So, just pick something she'll like.
– Are you sure you trust me to do this? I mean, you're a legendary gift giver, there's no way I can compete with that.
– I know. I'm just very busy. Last night ... I'm just really stressed out. Light my muffin.
– That was when we've released that Charley had some deep insight into life.
– So, he's 2?
– He's whatever you what from me.
– I think I've heard enough.
– Oh, can I, can I? Sorry, I ... I have the briefcase for our child. This place is great. All the green space ... sustainable playground, ... and that garden... I just love the idea of Charley ... growing his own snacks.
– Sustainability is very important to us here.
– ... and good on you. Bring it home for ...
– You know, I'm being a little confused why do you keep referring to their son as our Charley?
– Because he's the dad.
– Sorry?
– I thought Dr. McAllister was the dad.
– He is, he is. He's .... You're a gay. They're gay dads. Two gay dads. And I'm the surrogant. Got another one in the oven cos I just ... love me some gay-gay dads.
– Two dads and a highly involved surrogant mother.
– We don't have one of those.

ух ты, клево! не знала, что остались серии.