Нужен человек для переводов

>я бы себя переводчиком не назвал, но для меня не проблема перевести на слух тот ролик и ему подобные.
Ну, вы тогда точно гений.

Тогда что мешает переводить самостоятельно и хорошо зарабатывать?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgdhhqzODRM
Транскрипт:

BURNIE: Hello and welcome back to the season finale of ‘Million Dollars but...’. We have the original crew back together: Barbara, Gavin, Burnie. Barbara, since you were on the original one, I have not been on an episode with you in so long. Why don’t you start off?
BARBARA: Well, name of the show is ‘Million Dollars’. You’re going to get a million dollars.
BURNIE: A lot of money.
BARBARA: But for the rest of your life every time you want to walk you have to run.
BURNIE: Full sprint?
BARBARA: Full sprint. Just think of anything. Walking your daughter down the aisle on her wedding.
BURNIE: You like, ‘Sweety, why don’t you get a little head start? I’ll catch up. Don’t worry—‘
GAVIN: ‘I’ll meet you at raw four.’
BARBARA: Or, you know, if you’re at home. You’re getting something out of the microwave to go eat in front of your television. Pick it up carefully, make sure nothing spills over, and then you got to sprint full speed to your couch.
BURNIE: So, I’m running through the house with a tray of food basically.
GAVIN: So, when you’re all wet after a shower you got to sprint out of the shower, slide around the bathroom.
BARBARA: You probably dry faster that way.
GAVIN: Yeah.
BARBARA: (?) even walking with your girlfriend.
GAVIN: Pulling her arm off.
BURNIE: Yanking her down the road, you’re running. Or you just walking side by side you’re, like, running around her in circles like a dog just so you can have a conversation with her. Gav, would you take it?
GAVIN: I don’t think I would take it.
BURNIE: You could get a wheelchair.
GAVIN: You know how offended people get if they see you roll in a wheelchair then get up and going do stuff.
BURNIE: It’s going to go-- ‘Oh, the pure guy is in a wheelchair. it’s good he has access.’ Then you stand up and bull to the fridge to get a drink and then come back. Like, ‘What a prick.’ I’m going to do it. I’m taking it. (?)
GAVIN: Don’t be a waiter.
BURNIE: See you, guys.
BURNIE: You get one million dollars cash but for the rest of your life your teeth are perfectly healthy—instead of white your teeth are black. Your tinder profile would be difficult. That would be all closed-mouth smiles. Like, when you go to meet the person you’d be like talking to person, covering your mouth with everything inside. You’re, like, drinking out of glass of wine, ‘Hey, what are you like to do?’
GAVIN: Yeah, let’s (hear ?) more about you.
BURNIE: Hey, my name is Barbara. I’m Barbara Dunkelman.
BARBARA: (?) smile looked like there’s just nothing.
BURNIE: That’s the best case scenario.
GAVIN: Yeah.
BARBARA: Is it?
BURNIE: What if I let you pick the color?
GAVIN: What if it was like plaid shirt?
BURNIE: A plaid shirt?
BARBARA: Like a pattern?
BURNIE: Like a plaid teeth? Go for it!
BARBARA: I would like a floral print. Yeah.
GAVIN: That could be fashion in the year 2058.
BARBARA: I would do it. I think I can make it look cool.
GAVIN: I would take it.
BURNIE: You’d take a million dollars for black teeth?
GAVIN: If I live alone…
BURNIE: Which you will.
GAVIN: With a billion bucks— it’s kind of fun.
BURNIE: You can have a lot of fun. Play videogames.
BARBARA: Buy hookers.
BURNIE: Read books.
GAVIN: I take it.
BURNIE: For black teeth? No way. I wouldn’t do it.
GAVIN: OK. Million dollars.
BURNIE: Million dollars.
GAVIN: But—
BURNIE: A lot of money.
GAVIN: Mankind can no longer make fire. Your anus is like a little pilot light. And that’s the only source of fire.
BURNIE: You’d make so much money selling fire.
GAVIN: Yeah, it’s like a dude—he’s got a cigarette in his mouth. He goes down and comes back up and it’s lit.
BURNIE: (?) light a torch on my butt—
GAVIN: (They can ?).
BURNIE: (?)and then carry it back to Russia?
GAVIN: You could do the Olympic torch that way if you wanted to.
BURNIE: Think how proud you ‘d be when you see the Olympic torch on TV. Like the big one that runs at the stadium for, like, two weeks.
BARBARA: Even Gavin (?).
BURNIE: You’d be like, ‘I did that. I made that.’
GAVIN: I think it would be cool. You’d be the most important person in the world.
BURNIE: Possibly in the universe. They’re launching the shuttle they, like, ‘Look, we got to have the real source. This is a space mission. We need you to come light the engines.’ (?)
BARBARA: (Help ?).
BURNIE: Huge platform and you down there with your butt wiggling backwards.
GAVIN: Five, four—
BURNIE: (?)
BARBARA: I just imaging a really cold night in Canada.
GAVIN: Just like (?).
BARBARA: We’re outside and everybody just like huddle by your (?).
BURNIE: All your friends just like—
BARBARA: ‘So cold.’
BURNIE: (?)
BARBARA: And roast marshmallows.
BURNIE: With your butt.
GAVIN: Making smores on your ass.
BARBARA: Exactly.
BURNIE: ‘Is everyone having a good time?’
BARBARA: ‘Pass me one, guys!’
GAVIN: ‘Oi, I got one coming!’
BURNIE: (?)
GAVIN: All right, a million dollars. Would you take a (?)?
BURNIE: This is literally a ‘Million Dollars but…’ question.
GAVIN: A million dollars.
BURNIE: Literally.
BARBARA: I think it’s too much pressure. I don’t think I would take it.
BURNIE: What? I’m doing it in a heartbeat.
BARBARA: Would you really?
BURNIE: Without— I mean, (I don’t even need?) a one million bucks. I want to control the world with my butt.
GAVIN: I would do it.
BURNIE: It’s an unique (existence ?).
BURNIE: We did it. That is the final episode of season ‘Million Dollars but…’. We all made a little bit of money. And I think we learned way too much about each other.
GAVIN: It’s a good season.
BURNIE: A very good season.
GAVIN: Yeah.
BURNIE: Hope you’ll see it very soon. Don’t forget to like and subscribe. And come back next season for ‘Million dollars but…’
BARBARA: (?) million dollar (?).
GAVIN: Watch the old ones, too.
BURNIE: Cheers, everybody.

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