I should have been an escape artist.

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So I just want to know,
you good at anything?

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Say what?

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You know. Like drawing. Woodwork?

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You play piano? Violin? Bassoon.

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You know, I played bassoon in
junior high. Oboe first, but...

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that was too girly,
so I went to bassoon.

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This wasn't part of the deal, man.

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People who got me out, they
said all I had to do was pay.

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I got the money, all right?
I got the money!

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It's a simple question.

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I used to do magic tricks.
For the guys in the yard.

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I should have been an escape artist.
That's how I got here, right?

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That's how you got here.

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Was your last trick
making your wife disappear?

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I never touched her, man. I'm innocent.

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Hey, get away from me, man.
Are you crazy?

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Little bit.

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Nifty trick, huh?

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That was intense.

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@ County jail

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should have been – сожаление по поводу невыполненного действия

Он не стал «мастером побега» по сути – http://www.aif.ru/culture/12513

Я бы перевела – «Жалко что я не научился фокусу с исчезновением.»

>I used to do magic tricks. For the guys in the yard.
>I should have been an escape artist.

Он сетует, что показывал фокусы, а надо было заниматься именно «эскейпологией». «Escape artist» к фильму отношения не имеет, это отсюда
https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%AD%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B5%D0%B9%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B3%D0%B8%D1%8F