Todd and the Book of Pure Evil, требуется помощь

Трудные фразы для желающих поразмышлять о загадочной канадской душе. :) В основном сленг. Непонятное выделено жирным шрифтом. Если вы хотите, чтобы ваше имя фигурировало в переводчиках, заходите в перевод, я пущу, добавляйте ваши фразы.


O'kay, gang, lf you'd like more information, I think I know who has the book. Christy Barber over there just won the school band's raffle... again. I think she's using the book to win raffles. в контексте

What an amazing morning of chess it has been. We've already seen one Siberian jabb attack, and two, oh, count 'em- Two poison pawn victories. в контексте

Шахматы. Humiliate his king, gangpawn his queen in front of him. в контексте

Curtis: I'm telling you guys, Atticus is a Satanist, we have to watch out for him.
Todd: As if a Satanist would know that much about chess.
Jenny: As if a Satanist would be caught dead in that sweater vest.
Аттикус носит вязаный жилет.
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Bingo will commence in the main hall in five minutes. Don't forget to bring your dabbers!
Hurry up, you fool.
My dabber, where's my lucky red dabber?
Well where did you put it last, your evilness?
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I'll leave your tickets at will-call. в контексте

These are quite the brownies, Curtis.
They're hash brownies! For your cancer!
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Can you look up a brownie recipe for me? в контексте

How many hash brownies did you ingest, Curtis? в контексте

I've got permanent wood
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Интернет говорит, что permanent wood — это деревянный фундамент.

What's weird is why Jenny would go for some jocktard jock with greasy hair when I'm right here waiting for her.
Maybe because all of a sudden he's a hammer on the hardwood. And he's super-popular. And he's got a sweet ride with a big backseat for big backseat action.
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Catfight on a catwalk!
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Понятно, что это кошачья драка на подмостках, но как это нормально перевести?

If you think I'm going to betray my friends you don't know Curtis Weaver. I didn't learn much from my father, but I did learn this. When you're back's against the wall, you push back into their faces. You pull their teeth out. You put it where their eyes are. You take their ears and you box them. I didn't know what that meant, but I thought it was cool. You take them to the bank and then you take them to the cleaner with the money from the bank. That's where I'm taking you, and no one will know where you are. Cause I won't tell them, and you won't leave a forwarding address. в контексте

metal over matter в контексте видеофрагмент, 2 Мб

Что парень показывает жестами? в контексте видеофрагмент, 4 Мб

В кабинете школьного психолога.
Hey, maybe I should go talk to somebody else.
No, I'm here for you.
'Cause you're here?
No, you're not alone in having a penis as small as this staple remover.
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Игра слов понятна. Как это лучше перевести?

Dude, chicks love danger all right, and dudes who aren't afraid to face it. And remember, if she's not in danger, be sure to put her in danger.
Put her in danger, got it.
Oh, and don't forget the saving her part, all right? You do that, and it's candy in the pants baby.
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So, I guess my plan saved you from mortal danger, huh?
Is that what you did?
Yeah. Aren't you gonna, you know?
No, I don't know, what do you want?
Candy in the pants?
I don't know what that means. And even if I did, I'd still be grossed out.
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How can there be no weed in this whole town? Well, what's that you're smoking?
Oregano... Loser.
Why am I the loser if you're the one smoking oregano?
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Thanks a lot, stoogecake!
Um- I'm sorry...
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Stooge!
Did you just call me a stooge?
If the stooge fits.
I challenge you to a duel.
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