Его не звали, но он приперся / They never called, yet he is here: Глава 10

Chapter 10

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 08:03

"Look, Tin, you've been weird this morning." Tarija interrupted my relaxation session of the name of one lazy shinobi in the most insolent way. - Something wrong? Or a rebound from last night's mixtures? I remembered that if you take too many drugs, you can get really bad jitters.

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 09:37

Yet there is something unique about Tarija - the ability to present care in such a way that you want to savagely fuck her with an unpeeled log, and at least four times in a row.

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 09:37

"I've got all the crap out of my blood, or rather the remains of it, and I've cleaned up the aftermath, so you don't have to worry about my health," I answered melancholically. "And anyway, you interrupted my meditation."

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 09:38

"Is lying on the ground and staring up at the sky some kind of meditation?" Innocently, like a lamb, the number two troll in our company clarifies. "Can I meditate a bit, too?"

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 09:40

"First of all, not at the sky, but the clouds!" I immediately begin to nag, while rolling back a little to the side to make room for her on the cloak I had laid out. "And secondly, this meditation requires special training, which is given only in one remote village that stands in the deep woods."

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 09:41

"It sounds like the beginning of a scary story that kids tell each other when they're bored." You shouldn't have tried to suffocate me with your treasure, but okay, you can try. "But seriously, you look really pale, Tin. Why don't you take some of your own medicine to make you feel better?"

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 09:42

The concern for my health is heartwarming, but it is useless now - my pallor is not the result of an overdose of toxic clairvoyance enhancers. The reason is the new skills and perks of the shadow branch, which have re-soldered my body. It's not like a gothic vampire whiteness, and it's not aristocratic, either. I was more like a very pale man, suffering from a lack of sunshine and some long-standing disease. It really is better to take such a person to the doctor before he kicks off right here, ruining the holiday mood for everyone around him.

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 09:44

"That's not the point, so alchemy doesn't help me." I know I said something stupid, so I thought I'd explain. "And no, I'm not going to die, and I don't have any health problems either. I just spent a few points on my new class ability last night, and that's what caused the pallor. A side effect, you might say."

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 10:08

My words soothed her anxiety, and she went back to her treacherous attempts at seduction with a clear conscience, unashamed of any possible witnesses. I made sure, of course, that there were no witnesses, and I chose a good spot in the lawn where we could only be seen from a few rooms inside the manor, but even if there had been witnesses she would not have cared about them. Since the rooms were now empty, I was happy to let the impudent bandit lie down on me.

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 18:53

"Our two slackers went with the troopers to hunt a werewolf." Trying to keep up a conversation while she's literally sitting on top of me in a riding position, waiting for the slightest hint from me, is quite a comedy. "They say his footprints have been seen recently, just outside one of the villages. The one closest to the forest, where they make honey."

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 18:57

Bitch!

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 18:57

She feels my approval, and quite literally, because the approval is now pointing at her ass, but is still waiting for a reaction from me. Like, it's not her so promiscuous, but I seduce her. And it is well aware that I see through her play, but she plays it so nicely! If it weren't for clairvoyance, I might have bought it, believing that all her movements were completely unconscious - her pretending skills were as good as ever.

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 18:59

"They won't find him, I'm sure they won't." I hugged the girl against my will, snuggling closer and closer to her. "Or they'll look for a long time, even into the night."

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:02

My actions are not commented on, but a contented light danced in the depths of her eyes. A triumphant glow, as if she had finally achieved what she had longed for. My inner captain probably even knows what it is.

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:02

"Why are you so sure of what you're saying, huh?" It seems to me that she is now not paying attention to her speech and my arguments, saying formulaic phrases just to avoid destroying the impression of innocent conversation that she so diligently maintains.

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:04

"Because that werewolf was eaten by an ogre with an unhealthy love of dog meat of all varieties." I suppress the urge to spread her right here, waiting for the moment when she can't take it first.

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:05

"Оh! So that means we've got a whole lot of time." Almost purring in my ear. "All the way through the night. Just enough time to try everything - all the things I wanted."

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:06

Well, what can I say?

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:06

I waited for it!

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:07

To be honest, I should have done it a long time ago, but I never got around to it - always some force majeure intervened. Or alchemical experiments, like the time I kicked her out the door after she'd come in almost naked. But now I don't mind her initiative at all! In fact, I'm all for it!

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:08

There should be some vanilla phrase about the honey taste of her soft and delicate lips, but I, first of all, am not very good at this romance of yours, because it is not taught on the chans, and, secondly, I had barely time to touch her lips with mine, when our idyll was destroyed by a loud chime of bells. It didn't even take clairvoyance to realize the simple truth: some shit had happened.

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:09

Again.

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:06

When I finally got a chance to fuck Tarija!

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:09

Are we fucking cursed?

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:09

A step into the shadows made the girl squeak resentfully as my body disappeared from her grasp, only to reappear in a standing position. It took me a few seconds to straighten my clothes, which I don't know when crumpled and unbuttoned, and then I summed up calmly, even indifferently.

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:12

"I gonna kill someone, now."

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:13

Tarija undoubtedly had a lot to say, too, including how to kill the bastards who had ruined my life, but I wasn't listening to her, so I moved on to the hastily assembled and armored kin of Losij. I could tell by the way the sphere was indifferently noting the frantic gathering of the whole squad, that something dangerous had happened, and not just an accidental false alarm.

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:14

"What happened, where exactly, and who should I kill for ruining my rest?" I asked, bending backward to get away from the sweeping blow of my steel-clad fist, which was aimed straight at my temple.

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:14

Someone clearly has bad nerves, but excellent hand-to-hand combat skills. I was not offended, for I did indeed appear suddenly, which could not have a positive effect on the attitude of the knight, who was on edge, to my person.

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:15

"I don't know, but I suspect the worst." Holan, realizing it was me and not some spy, immediately goes into business mode, starting to explain party politics to me. "Smoke has been spotted over Swallow. It's that village near the hills. Of course, there are all kinds of things living up there in the hills, but even my father never saw any serious raids, at most a dozen bastards come out to rob. But since the signal smoke had gone, something must have happened there that the regular garrison and the village men simply could not cope with. And most of the brigade, as bad luck, is now near the Forest, catching werewolf. We'll have to get ourselves, and even the horses, if we want to catch the village in one piece, not burned."

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:17

"I see, I see." I nod, thinking over the information. "What lives in the hills? Losij had only told me about the ogres, but I don't think one of them would have caused such a panic."

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:25

"Even one would have raised - too healthy and vital, but I am wary of hill dweller." My version is not that it is discarded, but not accepted as real. "Anticipating your question, I answer. Three hundred years ago, the people of this land had to put up quite a fight against several tribes of Orcs and Goblins who came in their hordes to raid. They were driven back into the wilderness, but some of them took refuge in the hills and summoned all manner of nastiness, even at the cost of their lives. That's why they were not touched, preferring to set up barriers and wait."

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:27

At the same time as the lecture, Holan walked briskly toward the stables, where he was already being led by a massive and clearly pedigree stallion. The infernal beast was eager to fight, but all I cared about was the information the baron was giving me.

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:28

"Since then, as I said, nearly three hundred years have passed. The remnants of that tribe have degenerated into quite primitive savages, only occasionally disturbing the boundaries of those unlucky enough to have an inheritance adjoining the hills. There were big raids, too, but they were rare, and for the last seventy years there have been none at all. No one was expecting them from there, and all the outposts had long since emptied. Apparently, they decided to remind themselves."

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:29

A bunch of questions that just don't have time to get answered are stuck in my throat.

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:30

So that's it?

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:30

For seventy years you've been cozying up in your cozy bubble, and as soon as Kostya wanted to fuck around, you immediately decided to launch a punitive operation against my sex life?

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:31

Someone is going to die today, and I have a vague idea who.

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:31

"I would be grateful to you..." Here he was clearly trying to find some kind of address that wouldn't insult me or call me a title I don't have. "Tin, if you will take part in the defense of my house."

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:35

Well, yes. I'm sort of his son's mate, but the keyword here is "son," not the Landlord himself. So he might try to harness me by order, but that would be very impolite of him. It would be worse if I told him to go away (in a polite way) because I have a right to do so, for he cannot give me orders. On the other hand, I am, after all, a guest in his house and, in theory, must observe the rules of politeness. But, at the same time, I have been exposed as a "lurker", that is, a priori a killer devoid of honor, to whom the rules of good manners and gratitude seem to be an empty sound. And yet he knows the strength of our team and quite assumes that my power can be decisive.

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:36

I can play the idiot all I want, pretending to be a third-level plowman, but this old warrior believes his son's words far more than he believes my clownishness and the scanning skills of an eternally drunk interrogator. Which meant that he couldn't ignore the opportunity to put me to work to repel a plausible raid.

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:37

"Ok," I'll respond by trolling the man with my ostentatious simplicity. "I'm in."

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:38

"Then Lart will give you his horse now..."

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:38

I do not wait until they try to put me on another vile animal, ignore the indignant look of Lart (this guy, apparently, the youngest and most low-level, so his presence was sacrificed) and interrupt the gratitude of the baron with his impudent words.

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:39

"No, no, I'd rather walk." And before he thinks it's me jumping off the case, I ask. "Which way is the village, and how far is it?"

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:40

He was obviously surprised and a little perturbed, but he answered, even if he didn't understand how I was going to get there. But the answer was given only because of his son's reputation and word, for who else would have had his head bashed in for such an attitude.

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:44

"About ten kilometers." Thank goodness for the common language that I was able to understand the distance correctly, for the unit of measure was called a different one, previously unknown to me. "It's that way, where the smoke rises."

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:45

When I looked closely, I did notice some very clear smoke columns, which was not a difficult task even without taking my perception into account. Still, the sphere had taught me not to look around, and that wasn't good. I was too used to always knowing what was going on near me, so I didn't try to look beyond the horizon.

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:46

"Well, I'm off then, you guys catch up."

Camrad_RIP 05.02.22 в 19:46